A lot of you, my dear dear friends, have been asking me to talk to Khushi! Until now love guru Boreddamsel wanted to give Khushi a chance.. but when today, Khushi asked Arnav why he wasn't romantic, lol.. I knew it was time.. yes to talk some sense into our darling heroine..
The current kissing game score- 14 (including CPR) + 8 almost kisses for Arnav, and one kiss for Khushi. asrcraze, hon, is that correct? asrcraze pointed out its 8 and not 7.. what the..? Khushi is losing big time!
Those who haven't read my work, let me introduce myself. I am love guru Boreddamsel. I have tried to help Khushi and Arnav on several occasions, to help Khushi kiss Arnav!
Check out Arshi meets love guru Boreddamsel, Could she be..? and Sneaking in to RM!
After reading dumas's comment on one of my posts, I have decided to add this warning from now on - If you are eating or drinking something, do not proceed to read until you have either swallowed it or spit it out! If you are sitting on a chair/bed/someplace above the floor, make sure you put a pillow or something soft on the floor to break your fall! If there are people around you, either move to a deserted spot or be ready to face the "has-this-girl-gone-crazy" stares!
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"Khushi.. pssttt.. Khushi!"
Khushi woke up, hearing someone call her name. Her eyes fluttered open and she yawned. Suddenly her eyes opened wide and she sat up straight.
"You? "
"Yes, me!" I grinned and sat down on her bed.
"Boreddamselji, how are you?" Khushi threw her arms around me and smiled.
I made an annoyed face. "Very very disappointed, in you, Khushi!"
Khushi pulled away, looking confused. "Why, what have I done?"
"What have you not done?" I folded my arms, and said through clenched teeth.
"What have I not.."
"Omg, stop that!" I said, frustrated.
"Look, what the hell is wrong with you, Khushi?" Khushi raised her eyebrows and started to speak, but I cut her off (No, I did not show her the hand!). "I am talking to you, let me finish!"
I got up and started pacing the floor. "You are letting Arnav win, Khushi. He has kissed you so many times and you'" I paused and turned to look at her. "You just kissed him once, that too because he challenged you. What's wrong with you?"
Khushi started saying something again and I cut her off, yes, again. "And all those times, he kissed you, because he took you by surprise. But every other time he tried to kiss you, what did you do? Either you said or did something idiotic and distracted him, moved away or looked as though he disgusted you!" I sat back on the bed and grabbed her arms. "Why Khushi, why?"
Khushi started saying something and I jumped up from the bed, cutting her off again, saying, "And then, just when he planned your suhaag raat, bought you such a beautiful red lehenga", I turned to her smiling, "in which by the way, you were looking smoking hot!" She blushed. My smile disappeared and she opened her eyes wide. I continued, "and he also decorated the room with roses and candles.. everything was perfect and what did you do?" I folded my arms and looked at her, angrily.
Khushi opened her mouth to say something and I said, "Not now, let me finish!" Yes, I showed her the hand this time! I folded my arms and said, "And then, you bring up the whole funda about the pheres!" I shook my head in disapproval and then screamed, "What the hell, Khushi? What the hell is wrong with you?"
I sat down on the bed and grabbed her arms. "Why, Khushi? You know Arnav loves you. You love him too. Kissing before marriage, my dear, is not a sin. You expect Arnav to talk about stars in the sky, and in return, you move away when he tries to kiss you? Don't you watch movies, hon?" Khushi looked at me, with a blank expression on her face. "What?" I asked her, confused.
She pushed my hands away and asked, "Can I talk now?"
I giggled, "Yes, please."
Khushi gulped. "Well, it's not that I don't want him to kiss me.". She blushed, "I do". She looked at me and smiled. "I want to kiss him.. too.." Her smile disappeared. "But.." She stared in front of her.
My smile disappeared. "Khushi?" I asked her softly. I touched her arm. "What is wrong?"
Khushi looked at me and said with an annoyed face. "Every time Arnavji comes close, his hair pokes me!"
"Excuse me?" I looked at her, confused.
"He has so much hair on his head now. It pokes me in my eye everytime he comes close. And the new hair gel he uses, it makes me want to sneeze!"
She looked at me, with an annoyed face. I stared at her, my mouth wide open. Then burst into laughter. Khushi had a confused face.
"What the.." was her reaction.
"I am sorry.. " I tried to control my laughter. I got up from the bed and walked to the desk. I opened the drawer, took something out and turned around. Her eyes opened wide as she saw what was in my hand.
"Are you suggesting..?" She asked, with a naughty smile on her face.
"Yes.. let's go!" I giggled and started moving towards the door.
"Now?" She asked, her eyes opened wide.
"Yes, please. Don't make us wait anymore. Let's go get you your first kiss!" I said, grabbing her wrist and pulling her up from the bed. Khushi had a wide smile on her face, as she took the pair of scissors from my hand and looked at it, a mischievous twinkle in her eye.
I giggled. "And while you are at it, I will steal the hair gel!"
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