Arshi meets love guru Boreddamsel!

INDEX

Part 1 (below)

Part 2 (Pg 13)

Part 3 (Pg 19)

Part 4 (Pg 27)

Part 5 (Pg 37)

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Author's note!

This post is a result of my discussions with renji66 about why Khushi is not behaving normally around Arnav.. why does she not get affected by him, when thousands of his female fans all around the world do? After my discussions with asrcraze, SajanLuv14 and Avi64 yesterday, I realized that Arnav has kissed Khushi 9 times now (2 on the cheek, 4 on the forehead - 2 after rescue(one when she was unconscious, one when she woke up), one on her birthday and one in the hut, one on the palm after rescue, one on the neck in the hut, 9 if you include the CPR...) and has tried to kiss her on her lips 5 times, while Khushi has kissed him just once, that too by accident.. this is unacceptable.. This is not how a normal woman would react. I agree SP is a family channel, but that doesn't mean they show that women have no desires.. that they don't want to kiss their husbands. Khushi doesn't even get affected by Arnav's kisses.. what is wrong?

So I decided enough is enough.. for the sake of Arnav's female fans.. for the sake of all womankind.. to protect our honor 😆.. Khushi has to react to Arnav's advances. Also it has to be Khushi.. she is the only one who has access to him! So I met with Khushi to give her some advice!

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Tring tring.. "Hello?"

"Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada?"

"Haan, aap kaun?" (Yes, who are you?)

"Hi, Khushi, my name is boreddamsel".

"bored.. kya.." (bored.. what?)

"boreddam ... never mind.. can I meet you?"

"kyu'" (why?)

"I need to talk to you.. its urgent.."

"kis baare main." (what about?)

"Its about Arnav.. he needs you."

"kya.. kya hua Arnavji ko?" (what? what happened toArnav?)

"No .. no.. nothing.. He is fine.. for now.. but if you continue this way, something might happen soon.."

"Maine kya.. kya bol rahe ho" (what did I.. what are you saying?)

"Don't worry.. lets meet and I will tell you everything. Shall I drop by GH in an hour?"

"GH.. ?"

"Oh, I'm sorry.. Gupta house.. Buaji's house.. we on IF call it GH"

"IF..?"

"What the.. never mind.. see you soon.. bye"

Ding dong. Khushi opened the door. I jumped in and hugged her. Khushi looked at me wide-eyed. "Kaun ho tum.. aur yeh kya kar rahe ho? (who are you.. and waht are you doing?)" she said, and I pulled away.

"It's so good to see you, Khushi. I just wanted to tell you it's ok". I gulped, trying to control my tears. I touched her cheek and said softly, "Everything is fine. Arnavji loves you." I got overemotional, I grabbed her arms and said, "Khushi, you should go back to him. He doesn't believe in the contract. He loves you, he wants you to be his forever'"

Khushi looked at me wide-eyed and I stopped.

"Tumhe mere aur Arnavji ki baare main kaise pata.. aur contract.. uske baare main toh humare siva koi..." (How do you know about Arnav and I.. and about our contract.. only we both know about it..)

I started saying, "I know because I watch Iss.. oh.."

"Iss..oh?"

"Sorry.. never mind. Shall I come in?"

She let me in and I sat down on the couch next to her.

"Chai lenge?" (Will you take tea?)

"No thanks." I think to myself.. if I keep watching the show and if nothing happens soon, I might need something stronger! 😆

I looked around. "Is Buaji not around?" Khushi shook her head, and then raised her eyebrows.

"Tum Buaji ko jaante ho.. kaise?" (You know Buaji, how?)

"I just know her. hmm.. I can't explain how.."

"Theek hain. Ab bolo. Arnavji ko kya hone wala hai? Ab toh main waha nahi hoon.. ab Di bhi theek ho jaayegi.. aur Arnavji bhi khush.." (Ok. now tell me. What is going to happen to Arnav? I am not there now. Now Di will be fine soon. And Arnav will be happy too..)

"Khushi, stop it!" I got mad. "Why are you ruining your life this way.. and that too for that Shyamli .. Poojali.. arggghh'" I closed my eyes to control my anger.

"Shyamli? Poojali? kaun hai woh log.. ?" (Who are they?)

I took a deep breath. "Never mind. Look, I know Arnav loves you. But if you keep pushing him away, he might leave you."

"Yahi toh main chahti hoon." (That's what I want?)

"What?" I got annoyed. "Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? Do you know how many girls are dying to be in your place right now.. and he loves you ' and here you are saying that you want him to leave you?" I shook my head, disappointed. "Khushi, when will you learn?"

She looked at me, surprised.

"Khushi, he loves you and he wants to be with you. I know things aren't going great. But now Shyam is out of your life. Anjali will heal slowly. But what about you and Arnav? You both have suffered a lot. Now you both deserve to be happy."

"Par Di .." (But Di..)

"Shut up, Khushi and listen to me. You better start showing Arnav some love, else its an embarrassment to all women around the world. How can you not have feelings towards that sexy Greek god of a husband? It's a shame.. and we fans of Arnav want to help you.. learn to love him back.."

"Greek bhagwan.. kaun? humara pati? Arnavji ki fans..?" (Greek god? who? my husband? Arnav's fans?)

"Greek god. hmm.. leave it.. and oh yes.. there are thousands of us fans scattered all around the world!"

Khushi's eyes widened.

I smiled, "See this is why I am telling you.. you better learn to hold on to him.. else you might lose him.. females are waiting to pounce on him.." I looked around and moved closer. She raised her eyebrows and moved close to me. "Don't worry. Once I am done, then no one will be able to come in between you both' not Shyam, not Anjali, not HP, none of the nosy Raizadas, not the kidnappers, not even the damn phone..."

Khushi's eyes widened and she started to say something and I cut her off. "Shut up and listen."

Part 2 (Pg 13)

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