This is your pilot calling from flight ASR.KISS.KKGSR.Currently we are roaming above RM Poolside.Out of the blue ASR took KKGSR to poolside.
And climate,environment,temperature,heat,humidity,moisture ...everything changed all of the sudden.Though this time there wasn't any poor gust of wind & major or minor Rabba Ve but still we can't take risk.
When it comes to ASR & KISS...heart attacks to the passangers are bound to occur.
We highly reccomend you not to blush in public.People might get confirmed about you that you are 'character dheela & screw dheela' & they might consult doctor for your mental state.
But still if you can't help blushing,then follow the instructions bellow.
*Close yourself in YOUR bedroom.
*Hide IT with extra make up.
*Turn off all the lights arround you.
*Hide your face in palms.
*Distract your MIND to some REAL saas bahooo 'serial'..no spice...no blush...no problem.
We also reccomend you not to grin idiotically infront of public.
Try not to look lost infront of public.
For trembling we have an well assured method.Hold on.Close your eyes & remind all the 'Non Rabba Ve' moments when ASR had scolded KKG.It'll definitly work.
In case of hyperventilation we can help you this time.It's an well used technique introduced by our technician mr. NK.Breath in Breath out.Lambi 'saas' andar lo,Lambi 'saas' bahar pheko.
In case of drooling.
This time there won't be any problem by drooling.So drool as much you can but make sure not to drown in it.
In case you faint due to hotness of ASR...don't think he'll come to help you.Nah Aa...He is quite busy making KKGSR tomato red.So help yourself.
Try not to stare at walls in your house longingly in front of family.They might think that you have a crush on 'wall'.
Do not gaze & smile at 'gutter' in front of friends,you might loose all of them.
You might get on cloud 9,but dont worry.Everybody will be there with you.We too.We wont let you fall.
So all the passangers of flight ASR.KISS.KKGSR,fasten your seatbelts & be ready for the ride.
This is just a beginning.Long way to go.Hold your hearts & gutter currents.
Have a pleasant journey.
Ting Tong