To Come Or Not To Come?(Get your minds out of the gutter ladies!):
ASR: Are you ready?
Khushi: Ermm, I will get ready as soon as I finish getting everything else ready. You know, you really could have sent a household help or two to help me around here.
ASR: Sweetheart, I can't afford one. I still owe HP 2 months of salary. That is why he keeps barging in on us, thats his way of taking revenge. Anyway, see you soon.
Khushi: No you can't come! Not before our suhag raat at least.
ASR: And who will stop me? I live in a house full of free loaders where I am the only earning member, they know not to mess with me.
Hitler Dadi: Hold your horses Arnav. You can't come.
Me:Woman, I will make a voodoo doll of you and poke little pins into it if you succeed in making him stay back. He is wearing the VIOLET shirt after ages, and he looks HAWT. I need more exposure to his hotness, it will help me get through the emotional attyachar you will inflict once at GH. Samjhi tum??😡
ASR:What the? Why can't I come? This is beyond cheesy now, stop pretending as if I am getting married to her for the first time.
NK: Akash came for all his wedding functions.
Akash: Shit, I think I just peed my pants. NK bhai, how could you?
Hitler Dadi: Talk to the hand, you bewakoof boy! I won't have no grandson of mine strut his hotness at the shagun.
Me: Holy Mother Of All Things Good, is that a BABY BUMP I see or am I imagining things?😲
Lukka Chuppi, Bohot Huyi, Saamne Aaja Ma & Shameless Bitwa:
Garima: I gotta go, I feel like I am shitting bricks. Ermm what I mean is I gotta go get meds for the hubby.
Boo-Ah-Jee: No joke about shitting bricks, you do look constipated.
Khushi: Wait no! I will go! I am the errand girl! No? Fine. I was just trying to help.
Alright, come on, who else sniggered seeing Khushi jee wearing sindoor and mangalsutra, and still behaving all shy and coy while serving tea to the Raizadas and the biatch? Did they all forget that she has been living with them as the daughter in law of the house for 6 months now? Do they not realize that the situation is beyond cheesy and hilarious? Thank God Arnav-I-Refuse-To-Treat-My-Wife-As-Anything-But-My-Wife-Singh-Raizada came and saved the day!😆
Hitler Dadi: Just so you all don't forget, Arnav and Khushi cannot fool around after the haldi.
ASR: Good then, I came just in time. I get to fool around with her now. Hi there sexy!
Dadi:
ASR:Look woman, the shagun jazz is over. And there is still plenty of time left for the haldi. Why do you still have your granny panties in a knot?
Akash: Respect bhai. Please teach me how to grow a pair too.
AnJhali: Hum kehte the na, hamarey chotey sabsey zyada besharam hai *giggle giggle*
NK: *Too epic to decode and make fun of*
ASR:Alright then, lets go Khushi, you and me in that room, lets give these people something to get all scandalized over where as usual we won't do anything remotely scandalous. Excuse us people.
Dadi: Has he no shame?
Mami: Oh leave it! They have been mating like rabbits for 6 months now, they broke a bed the other day for heaven's sake, what harm will 1 minute do?🤔
Me: Oh I wish that were true Mami, I wish..😳
Gutur Gu Love Birds:
Apart from the fact that the vein draining your ring finger has no direct connection with the heart, the last scene was uber cute! I bet I wasn't the only one who thought we had been magically transported back to Payal and Akash's wedding days. Heck even the BG was the happy wala Rabba Vey, the one that was exclusively used for scenes during the golden times. I love how subconsciously Khushi let it slip that even for her, these rituals are just a way of sealing the deal, but for what its worth she already belongs to him, and he to her, what an utterly beautiful scene! ❤️
Random Musings:
- Sanaya Irani, woman how much more gorgeous can you get? I forgot to drool on hottie for a second and drooled on you instead!
- Costume wale bhaiya - I LOVE YOU DAMMIT. You brought the violet shirt back from the dead and gave Khushi a decent outfit. Mind is blown.
- Was that a baby bump? Please tell me it was a baby bump!
- Akash, what is with the obsession with pink dude?
Very nice episode today, actually scratch that, very nice last 10 minutes. 😆