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"Main neeche jaa rahi hoon aap tayar hoke ajayega" she yelled, licking her fingers as she picked up the empty plate which contained jalebis minutes ago.
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He quickly dried his hair, putting the moisturizer on and spraying a few specks here and there of his favorite cologne he gave a satisfied expression to his reflection and left to go downstairs obeying his wife.
"what the?" reacting on impulse he stopped in his tracks and eyes popped out in bewilderment at the sight they were witnessing.
"Kia hua?" she asked concerned about his mental health as she placed the half eaten mango back on the plate.
"tumhari tabayat to theek hai na?" he asked checking her temperature, touching the back of his palm on her forehead "abhi abhi, not even ten minutes ago you just stuffed in a plate full of jalebis, and now you are eating this fat mango?" added after receiving a confused expression from his wife.
Removing his hand roughly she gave him an annoyed expression.
"ab mere khaane par bhi pabandi hai? Bhook lag rahi hai bhai" she said stating a matter of fact, as she folded her arms against her chest.
"kitni badi bhook hai tumhari? Khud to itni si ho" looking at her petite form he asked in confusion.
She was so thin, her organs must be microscopic where does all this food even go then?
"itna khao gi to moti hojaogi and you know I don't admire fat girls" he said not even a pinch of shame in his tone, clearly ready to face the explosion for which he ignited the fire.
Taking a huge gasp, eyes popping out shoulders raised she said, "agar main moti hogayi to aap mujhe ghar se nikal denge??" she said on the verge of crying.
"heyy bhagwaan yeh din dekhne se pehle main mar kyun nahi gayi" she placed her hand on her head and sat on the chair in despair, as if she had just lost her most prized possession.
Rolling his eyes at the most dramatic wife he said "oh my god Khushi! Maine aisa kab kaha?"
"Matlab to wohi tha na!" she said gesturing with her hand still in her trance.
"uff oh, ab main kia boloon tumhe" he said frustrated.
"haan haan ab kia bolenge? Jo kehna tha who to keh diya na!" she said the mad woman in her eager to jump out.
"sach bol raha hoon, aur waise bhi tum itna meetha khaati ho diabetes hogayi na to pata chalega" he said warning her with a spark in his eyes as he controlled his laugher that was all suppressed in his eyes.
"hawww nahi!" she gasped dropping the mango back on the plate.
"meethe se ho ya na ho lekin aap jaise bitter aadmi ke saath reh reh ke zaroor hojayegi"
she said, fully meaning to throw an insult.
"aww wouldn't that be adorable? Hum dono saath saath sugar free mithai khayenge" he said mocking her, while resting his forearm on her shoulder.
"waise bade hi dukh ki baat hai, jo Arnav Singh Raizada bade bade wade karta tha aur mujhse pyar karne ke daawe karta tha aaj keh raha hai agar main moti hogayi to he wont find me beautiful?? Tsk tsk" she said making a sad face at his shallowness and the falsehood of his words.
"ab maine aisa kab kaha?" he said teasing her as he leaned closer.
"mujhe to tum aur bhi cute lago gi jab football banjaogi" he said winking at her as he flicked her nose leaving her with gathered eyebrows above her saucers and pursed lips.
He was about to exit the door smirking when he heard
"Arnav!"
She came rushing and gave him a kiss on the cheek and left with a wink leaving him happy, proud and surprised at her confidence.
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