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This is a post, made for users who havent a clue how to survive on IF or need another crash course. Thanks Aaliyah, AKA Euphoria, for the awesome idea. I lau you.
BONUS: Extremely useful for problem users, like myself!
Rule 1: Know your Forum Nanny.
Know them and if possible suck up to them. These are people who control the fate of your post, and typically are like Devi Maiyya. Soon you'll realise and understand that " aap aapka post khud nahi banate, yeh Forum Nannies aapka haath padak kar likwate hain"
Rule 2: Dont Go Against the main leads of the show.
This is crucial to survive in the forum. Pliss, dont make the mistake of not agreeing with the main leads. Also, if you fall at the feet of the male main lead, pliss to say, do the same for the female lead. otherwise, you will be thought of as a biased Fan. there is no bigger insult than to be thought of as a biased Fan. TRUST ME. I am THAT Girl. Nevermind. I am NOT all that!But the leads are EVERYTHING
Rule 3: Hate the side kick characters
'nuff said!
Rule 4: You have DDs. or else get implants. BAS!
When in doubt, remember you have DDs. nothing illicit or sexual, just a Discussioner and Drooler. so, Ever a episode leave a bad taste in your mouth? Ever a plot piss you off? Remember you are a DD. Discuss the life outta the show and Drool on the leads. It makes everything better, except the TRPs.
Rule 5: Never make a post in Sarcasm
Leave the sarcasm at the footfalls of the IPK Mandir ( for more info, please ask the Trustee: Serialjunkie). Sarcasm has no place in a pavitra place of Love and NeverSex. It tends to lead to FUN, and for that, refer to Rule 6
Rule 6: Leave your Funny Bone, capillaries, Veins, arteries at HOME.
Pliss to say, No funny posts. Why should, we forum members, have fun, when the leads are separated. The Tag line is Nafrat Door Jaane Na Dey, Mohabbat Paas Aaney na Dey. Its NOT Forum Awesome Hai, Funny humne johd ke rakta hai
Rule 7: Dont bother the Mods
Owing to their busy lives and schedules, they have NO time for you. So, dont PM them asking about Any queries. Also, Dont bother reporting posts. Thats why we have Forum Nannies.
Rule 8: Always make posts on the awesome Chemistry of the leads.
who cares if one of the leads is missing for 11/28/40/44 days. What matters is the CHAAMISTRY. Its omnipresent, and is always there.Make a post about it and reap the rewards of being a MOTW ( Member of the Week) Sweet!
Rule 9 (Thanks Coldy): More powerful than Avada Kedavra, is the word *Spoiler <insert appropiate word>*
I am sure, Voldemort regrets wasting seven years running after Harry, when the word SPOILER would have sufficed. Yes, its that effective and that easy. Do anything, nothing, post a pic, link a pic, Write ABC... but if your topic says *spoiler* ( add the two stars), your post will get 200+ likes and twice as many comments. Suddenly, then you find yourself thrust in the spotlight of FAME, FORUM FAV.
NOT A RULE, BUT AN ADVICE:
If all else FAILS; just make a post saying you met Barun, Sanaya. Everything else, is not be written but to be experienced. Just a warning: aftermath feels like Red Bull+caffeine+ Sugar High, with a side of meth!
...
...
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This is a purely tongue in cheek humor. Any coincidences with any persons Living,Dead or Fictional is purely coincidental
BONUS: Extremely useful for problem users, like myself!
Rule 1: Know your Forum Nanny.
Know them and if possible suck up to them. These are people who control the fate of your post, and typically are like Devi Maiyya. Soon you'll realise and understand that " aap aapka post khud nahi banate, yeh Forum Nannies aapka haath padak kar likwate hain"
Rule 2: Dont Go Against the main leads of the show.
This is crucial to survive in the forum. Pliss, dont make the mistake of not agreeing with the main leads. Also, if you fall at the feet of the male main lead, pliss to say, do the same for the female lead. otherwise, you will be thought of as a biased Fan. there is no bigger insult than to be thought of as a biased Fan. TRUST ME. I am THAT Girl. Nevermind. I am NOT all that!But the leads are EVERYTHING
Rule 3: Hate the side kick characters
'nuff said!
Rule 4: You have DDs. or else get implants. BAS!
When in doubt, remember you have DDs. nothing illicit or sexual, just a Discussioner and Drooler. so, Ever a episode leave a bad taste in your mouth? Ever a plot piss you off? Remember you are a DD. Discuss the life outta the show and Drool on the leads. It makes everything better, except the TRPs.
Rule 5: Never make a post in Sarcasm
Leave the sarcasm at the footfalls of the IPK Mandir ( for more info, please ask the Trustee: Serialjunkie). Sarcasm has no place in a pavitra place of Love and NeverSex. It tends to lead to FUN, and for that, refer to Rule 6
Rule 6: Leave your Funny Bone, capillaries, Veins, arteries at HOME.
Pliss to say, No funny posts. Why should, we forum members, have fun, when the leads are separated. The Tag line is Nafrat Door Jaane Na Dey, Mohabbat Paas Aaney na Dey. Its NOT Forum Awesome Hai, Funny humne johd ke rakta hai
Rule 7: Dont bother the Mods
Owing to their busy lives and schedules, they have NO time for you. So, dont PM them asking about Any queries. Also, Dont bother reporting posts. Thats why we have Forum Nannies.
Rule 8: Always make posts on the awesome Chemistry of the leads.
who cares if one of the leads is missing for 11/28/40/44 days. What matters is the CHAAMISTRY. Its omnipresent, and is always there.Make a post about it and reap the rewards of being a MOTW ( Member of the Week) Sweet!
Rule 9 (Thanks Coldy): More powerful than Avada Kedavra, is the word *Spoiler <insert appropiate word>*
I am sure, Voldemort regrets wasting seven years running after Harry, when the word SPOILER would have sufficed. Yes, its that effective and that easy. Do anything, nothing, post a pic, link a pic, Write ABC... but if your topic says *spoiler* ( add the two stars), your post will get 200+ likes and twice as many comments. Suddenly, then you find yourself thrust in the spotlight of FAME, FORUM FAV.
NOT A RULE, BUT AN ADVICE:
If all else FAILS; just make a post saying you met Barun, Sanaya. Everything else, is not be written but to be experienced. Just a warning: aftermath feels like Red Bull+caffeine+ Sugar High, with a side of meth!
...
...
...
This is a purely tongue in cheek humor. Any coincidences with any persons Living,Dead or Fictional is purely coincidental
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