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Jayne

@Jayne

Dazzler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#51

Originally posted by: tiya229
So which diabetic store did the kidnapper get the imported meds from???

Reverse Diabetics R Us, Delhi branch, via Scotland.

Jayne

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sbk2

@sbk2

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#52

All I can do is admire your sense of humor...that is all I can contribute...applause!! 👏 😆

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112642

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Posted: 13 years ago

#53

Originally posted by: balwantkaur
Hey, Tiya
Since u know the kidnappers so well, that u have acess to their cell phones, can u ask them to let our Arnavji go. PLEASE. If u do this for Balwant, consider photoshop yours. :)

I am asking, the only answer i got was Arnavji-happiness-Shyam and Orgy

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

#54

I am a Trustee of IPK Mandir

Terms and Conditions Apply:-

1. Strict action will be taken anyone desecrating the Mandir premises with your sadela sense of humor - that includes all of you.

2. Temple authorities hold the exclusive right to reprimand, fire or banish devotees from the mandir

4. Violators will be given a Scarlett Letter "S' for stupid to hang around your necks and paraded in temple grounds as a form of punishment. You wlll be paraded naked provided your nudity does not offend other devotees. I will be the judge of that.

5. Shak-Meister is forever banned from entering this temple.

6. Any protest or objection to any rules of the Mandir should be submitted in written, with triplicate copies and must be written in plain English with no humor or sadela sarcasm so the trustees can understand and take quick action.

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catsu

@CashmereCat

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#55

I'm banned😆. Stop bashing me!

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Jayne

@Jayne

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#56

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
I am a Trustee of IPK Mandir
Terms and Conditions Apply:-
1. Strict action will be taken anyone desecrating the Mandir premises with your sadela sense of humor - that includes all of you.
2. Temple authorities hold the exclusive right to reprimand, fire or banish devotees from the mandir
4. Violators will be given a Scarlett Letter "S' for stupid to hang around your necks and paraded in temple grounds as a form of punishment. You wlll be paraded naked provided your nudity does not offend other devotees. I will be the judge of that.
5. Shak-Meister is forever banned from entering this temple.
6. Any protest or objection to any rules of the Mandir should be submitted in written, with triplicate copies and must be written in plain English with no humor or sadela sarcasm so the trustees can understand and take quick action.

Definition of sadela sarcasm required, pliss.

Jayne

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112642

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Posted: 13 years ago

#57

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
I am a Trustee of IPK Mandir

Terms and Conditions Apply:-

1. Strict action will be taken anyone desecrating the Mandir premises with your sadela sense of humor - that includes all of you.
2. Temple authorities hold the exclusive right to reprimand, fire or banish devotees from the mandir
4. Violators will be given a Scarlett Letter "S' for stupid to hang around your necks and paraded in temple grounds as a form of punishment. You wlll be paraded naked provided your nudity does not offend other devotees. I will be the judge of that.
5. Shak-Meister is forever banned from entering this temple.
6. Any protest or objection to any rules of the Mandir should be submitted in written, with triplicate copies and must be written in plain English with no humor or sadela sarcasm so the trustees can understand and take quick action.

Shak-Meister is banned but what about The-ShakMeister???

Edited by tiya229 - 13 years ago

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

#58

defintion of sadela sarcasm = when what you read is not what you get.

go figure.

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joenet1234

@joenet1234

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#59

Abbeyaar! looks like I missed quite a party. I am always late. My clock is always 11/28/40/45 hours behind.
kostin: can I have the address for the mandir? Also, is it virtual? What are the requirements for entry? My soul was partially removed to make room for sarcasm. Am I banned?