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namedx

@namedx

Rocker

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Posted: 13 years ago

#141

Dear Boss,

It seems the after affects of the 'tel' has served its purpose. Akaash Ji, who is the nonchalant patti of Payal Ji, both isolated members of the Raizada parivaar, had thrice warned his wife of his allergy to 'chameli ka tel'. In this respect, we have succeeded in reaching the following outcome of: Tel lagao Hubby bhagao.

However, what I am most worried about now is the lasting affects of the 'tel' and the permanent damage it could do to the psyche of female power. Though there are no serious casualties, it was clear from Payal Ji's bout of hair sniffing that the 'tels' effect may remain, even when unwarranted.

There has to be a solution to which Payal Ji's usage of the 'tel' liberates her from her patti's allergy, only then can this product be deemed wholly effective.

Kind regards,

Casualty Manager.

Cc: Head Emergency Services; all else involved

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Arhimaniac

@Arhimaniac

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#142

Originally posted by: namedx
Dear Boss,

It seems the after affects of the 'tel' has served its purpose. Akaash Ji, who is the nonchalant patti of Payal Ji, both isolated members of the Raizada parivaar, had thrice warned his wife of his allergy to 'chameli ka tel'. In this respect, we have succeeded in reaching the following outcome of: Tel lagao Hubby bhagao.

However, what I am most worried about now is the lasting affects of the 'tel' and the permanent damage it could do to the psyche of female power. Though there are no serious casualties, it was clear from Payal Ji's bout of hair sniffing that the 'tels' effect may remain, even when unwarranted.

There has to be a solution to which Payal Ji's usage of the 'tel' liberates her from her patti's allergy, only then can this product be deemed wholly effective.

Kind regards,

Casualty Manager.

Cc: Head Emergency Services; all else involved

Dear Ms. Namedx,

Had Mrs. PSR read the instructions prior to use the issue would not have arisen in the first place...this set of directions were for people who wanted to repulse their hubbies. She made a grave mistake and our teams are working on spreading greater awareness about the correct instructions to be followed in each of the different purposes to be fulfilled.

However you need not worry about Mrs. PSR's worries...I am sure she has got rid of the smell as she has used Chmako detergent to wash her hair. I received a call from our sister concern in order to discuss the same. When applied to a few lab rats this formula worked so Mrs. PSR opted for the same option. And please do not be fooled by her smelling of her hair, it was not out of worry of the CKT smell it was out of her addiction to the smell of Chamko detergent.

Regards,

President

CC: Head of Emergency Services

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twisted_beenz

@twisted_beenz

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#143

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Ms. Amarb,

Seems like an appropriate choice but only if Mrs. PSR is able to figure out the right usage of stilettos. Keeping in view her past understanding of Buaji's instructions I do not have very high hopes, so in case she misuses them can you please choose another appropriate number as a backup as well.
Regards,

President

Dear President

I have two options as back up songs...One if you want to go retro and a rabba vey from ASR Jr side then this song will do full justice to the stilettos...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgajwcQqBP0&feature=fvst[/YOUTUBE].

This might be the reaction of our ASR jr looking at PSR in her new avtar...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jfkFibXgeU[/YOUTUBE]

Please let me know which bg is the best fit for our current situation

Regards

Audio Supervision Manager (ASP)

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@Jhalak29

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#144

Dear Madam Bush,

Firstly congrats on clearing exam, we are all Proud of ur achievements.

Secondly i as your secretary remind you that we as company hv grown by leaps n bounds since inception but at the moment plz concentrate on ur immediate target

Good Luck!!!!

Thanking you

Jhalak

Secretary

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Arhimaniac

@Arhimaniac

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#145

Originally posted by: amarb

Dear President

I have two options as back up songs...One if you want to go retro and a rabba vey from ASR Jr side then this song will do full justice to the stilettos...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgajwcQqBP0&feature=fvst[/YOUTUBE].

This might be the reaction of our ASR jr looking at PSR in her new avtar...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jfkFibXgeU[/YOUTUBE]

Please let me know which bg is the best fit for our current situation

Regards

Audio Supervision Manager (ASP)

Dear Ms. Amarb,

Brilliant song picks. lets keep both in store, the chances are of the second one being applied more, but you never know we may be surprised with what we get.

Keep up the good work.

Regrads,

President

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Arhimaniac

@Arhimaniac

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#146

Dear Ms. Riya,

Keeping in view the enthusiastic brand promotion that Mr. Akash Singh Raizada has been doing can you please arrange to send him 10 Big bottles of CKT as a token of our appreciation.

Also please attach a special Thank you note on behalf of all of us.

Regards,

President

CC: All Departments

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Riya Dutta

@RiyaDutta

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

#147

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac
Dear Ms. Riya,

Keeping in view the enthusiastic brand promotion that Mr. Akash Singh Raizada has been doing can you please arrange to send him 10 Big bottles of CKT as a token of our appreciation.

Also please attach a special Thank you note on behalf of all of us.

Regards,

President

CC: All Departments

Dear President,

Yes it would be my honor to present Mr. Akash Singh Raizada with 10 bottles of CKT for his valuable support and promotion of our company!

Regards,

Riya

HR Manager

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nivedha84

@nivedha84

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#148

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Originally posted by: Arhimaniac
Dear Ms. Riya,

Keeping in view the enthusiastic brand promotion that Mr. Akash Singh Raizada has been doing can you please arrange to send him 10 Big bottles of CKT as a token of our appreciation.

Also please attach a special Thank you note on behalf of all of us.

Regards,

President

CC: All Departments

OMGGG 🤣🤣🤣

Riya u should drop it in his twitter ACC for REAL😆😆😆