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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: redwine1


Madam President Bush,

THank you for your prompt revertal

Would recommend a quick strategy meeting with PR, Sales & Marketing, Publicity, Creatives teams to discuss way forward.

But for the short term will recommend a wider platform airing of the views you have shared in your message yesterday ... Like posting it in main line front pages of a wider reach platforms.
We could put this on the FORUM front page ... not only will this message spread to a wider base of consumers .. but will also have a higher probability of reaching our esteemed competitors, the other "TEL LENE JAO" company "4 LIONS".

Advertising & Media Department


Madam President Bush
Hope this letter finds you in good health. As Chameli Ka Tel Company's CSM(Customer Services Manager) I would like to inform you about a survey that we contacted from our tel customers through our customer care hotline (1300 CHAMELI KA TEL).

I am pleased to inform you that the majority of customers are generally pleased with the new product after the earlier hiccup with our supplier. But there are still some issues that out customers feel with our product.

1. The pricing of the product. They feel it is slightly expensive.

2. As you know Chameli ka Tel is also used for cooling effect. Some of our esteemed customers have not read the instruction manual properly and have complained about SHRINKAGE of a certain body part (I am advising people who are not familiar with SHRINKAGE to watch an episode of Seinfeld called 'The Hamptons'. It is readily available on YouTube.) I know I am getting into Creative Department's territory in GutterLand but I am only the messenger.

3. Almost all of our customers are seriously worried about the disappearance of our brand ambassador Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada. For a lot them the only reason of buying our product was Mr. ASR and some unruly customers are even implying us of false advertising. Our scheduling and PR department have assured me that he will be available full time from 26th June. I hope this is true because some of my team members are quite afraid after getting threatening phone calls from customers.

I will keep you updated with further customer response.

Sincerely
Trin
Customer Services Manager
Edited by bs_si - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: laddoo598

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/3052435/kidnapping-track-over-news24-link-updated

Looks this this hug will be much better than the last one. Eeeks! Apparently they rehearsed quite a bit and had plenty of re-shoots to get it perfect.😃

Awesome new tanu thanks for sharing yar. 👏😆😃
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Team,


Please note that two new employees have been hired and become a part of our team

Nina has joined us Production manager
Laddoo as Planning Manager.

We welcome you with open arms.

Regards,

President

CC: All Dept.s

Hey this injustice and I was the first one to send application to riya today morning

Bush tune mera sath yeh kya kiya

Bahuthe badi nainsafi

In quitting😭

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Posted: 13 years ago
Oh heavens, Bush...you girls were on a roll yesterday 🤣...looking forward to reading more instructive mail between the officers of the company..
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Team,


Please note that two new employees have been hired and become a part of our team

Nina has joined us Production manager
Laddoo as Planning Manager.

We welcome you with open arms.

Regards,

President

CC: All Dept.s

😕 Bush bush bush the one who reminds me of some Bush🤗..
Fill me in plz.. im nt understand this sort of letter writing talks 😕
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: bs_si


Madam President Bush
Hope this letter finds you in good health. As Chameli Ka Tel Company's CSM(Customer Services Manager) I would like to inform you about a survey that we contacted from our tel customers through our customer care hotline (1300 CHAMELI KA TEL).

I am pleased to inform you that the majority of customers are generally pleased with the new product after the earlier hiccup with our supplier. But there are still some issues that out customers feel with our product.

1. The pricing of the product. They feel it is slightly expensive.

2. As you know Chameli ka Tel is also used for cooling effect. Some of our esteemed customers have not read the instruction manual properly and have complained about SHRINKAGE of a certain body part (I am advising people who are not familiar with SHRINKAGE to watch an episode of Seinfeld called 'The Hamptons'. It is readily available on YouTube. I know I am getting into Creative Department's territory in GutterLand but I am only the messenger.

3. Almost all of our customers are seriously worried about the disappearance of our brand ambassador Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada. For a lot them the only reason of buying our product was Mr. ASR and some unruly customers are even implying us of false advertising. Our scheduling and PR department have assured me that he will be available full time from 26th June. I hope this is true because some of my team members are quite afraid after getting threatening phone calls from customers.

I will keep you updated with further customer response.

Sincerely
Trin
Customer Services Manager

Dear trin

Customer service manager

As I have already decided to quit the company due to the unfair treatment of madam president towards poor soul like me, I would like to inform you that our brand ambassador Arnav Singh Raizada secretly married our newly appointed pelanning manger Tanu aka Ladoo 598. PLs not this seriously.

Yours faithfully

Shami

Whose application was mercilessly rejected by madam president. UNBELIEVABLE

Edited by clarissajohn - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: clarissajohn

Hey this injustice and I was the first one to send application to riya today morning

Bush tune mera sath yeh kya kiya

Bahuthe badi nainsafi

In quitting😭


sorry sorry i ma still going through the pages...please list your speciality ..abhi daalti hoomn
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Posted: 13 years ago
Iritz, great post...

Shreya, fantastic as usual ...

Nia, obsessive desire...you are probably right...

Supna, very nice 👏

Edited by slmu - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: clarissajohn

Awesome new tanu thanks for sharing yar. 👏😆😃

*phew* Finally

Hey Shanti, sree🤗
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Posted: 13 years ago
Hail Reduxians!!!!!
Take a bow!!!! 👏 "Chameli ka tel" company...Man, U guys made my weekend...

1st and 2nd pagers...loved reading the analysis👏👏👏

BTW...The CVs think that they can play SMART...to cover up their lame storyline and the dragging...they have thrown googly at us like Shyam's password and Arnav's letter clue so that we will keep racking our heads and stop bashing at them...huh...😡
Edited by pals13 - 13 years ago

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