IPKKND - Streeetching Yoga Exercise - Page 8

Originally posted by: joenet1234

You know that explains a lot. IPK daily episode is 20-22 mins on average. Ab 4 secs... yeh to takniki kharabi hai..

Originally posted by: madmaxine

Supremely boring seminar answering completely pointless kostins. (If it wasn't for my gutter mind, it would've been a snooze fest)

Sound like the last 3 weeks of IPK to you? 😆

Originally posted by: madmaxine

True. Monday- A and K did NOT have sex

Tuesday: K and Mami hugged.

Wednesday: NK came back

Thursday: K and Mami apparated into kidnappers house.

4 secs of straight rods per epi is about right. Baki sab...curved rods...saala.

Originally posted by: Jayne

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a pe**s so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

Jayne

Originally posted by: madmaxine

And there was that lady from Ghent

Who had to make love to this gent

She waited and waited

To be mated and sated

But forever remained unspent.

Originally posted by: madmaxine

And there was that lady from Ghent

Who had to make love to this gent

She waited and waited

To be mated and sated

But forever remained unspent.

Originally posted by: Jayne

Ah... but this was a man named Screwy Dick,
A man who was born with a spiral pr*ck.
His life was spent in one long hunt
to find the girl with the spiral c**t.
When he found her he dropped dead,
'cause that damn bi**h had left hand thread!!!

Jayne

Originally posted by: madmaxine

That lady with that spiral c**t

Did she find a man that she could hump?

Or was she forsaken

To forever be a maiden

And never ever be filled up with junk.

*yikes*

Originally posted by: madmaxine

I you chew a wad of bubblegum till it loses flavor and hurts your gums and then you go and stick it on a wall because you have no civic sense to speak of, that is art too. OK.

Edit: Someone tell me how to paste a picture in here. I suck at this.

Thank you Boyznaka! My first picture on IF...*sniff*