IPKKND - Streeetching Yoga Exercise - Page 9

Originally posted by: Jayne

Alas! she fell in love with an Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Who said sex is the one thing he does know
Women are fine
And sheep divine
But llamas are numero uno!

*Yee gads! Beasts now?!*

Jayne
P.S. @basanti - many of these are changed slightly from ones heard growing up. So creativity is a little less here than you might imagine. Hmm... makes me wonder about the company I keep. Degenerates, the lot of us! 😃

Originally posted by: Jayne

BTW, stretching brings to mind a very important kostin:

How much er... stretching... do you think Khushi will have take?

Jayne

Originally posted by: boyznaka

Haha! You're welcome. And my name's Malayka. The username is a mistake I committed years ago. :D

Originally posted by: boyznaka

Haha! You're welcome. And my name's Malayka. The username is a mistake I committed years ago. :D

Originally posted by: .Euphoria.

hehe..your username in my head is always 'Boyzone' for some reason...Not that I was die hard fans of them *looks around uncomfortably*

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

I might get slaughtered for saying this, but Ill still say it.

errr... not a lot I suppose. I mean look at ASR, I mean look at him. I guess there is a reason why he is called Chote.

But then as the legend goes- size doesn't matter, its what you do with it that matters.

P.S- Not sure of the forum moderation, if this is too explicit let me know, and Ill edit it.

Originally posted by: madmaxine

We have discussed bestiality in this thread. Your comment is positively mild in comparison.

Have you read this?

Scientifically proven fact. 'Nuff said.

Originally posted by: madmaxine

Heylo Malay-kha! I'm Vidhya. Or Maxine. Kuch bhi chalega.

Originally posted by: madmaxine

When the Argentine Gaucho named Bruno

Went away to do, well, you-know!

The lady turned on her TV set

Watched open mouthed with her legs spread

As a man almost kissed a Red Juno!

The article reminds me of Rusell Peter's joke on the same. 😆