BRAINWAVES 4/4/2012
CVs - ' hey guys here is some crass drama which is meant to induce laughter in the form of vomit '
Pari and Rakshas, Vikram-Vetal.
(we need to feed the fans symbolism - they will try to break these acts down )
Let's move on to Payal and Mamiji we need to get their act together lest their cakey make-up falls off.
Time for symbolism '- HIDE AND SEEK , STATUE STATUE, CATCH AND COOK, HUSHA BUSHA WE ALL FALL DOWN.
Meanwhile we will make the Promo scene in which Nani asks Khushi the reason for not accepting the award look like a passing wind - a silent fart.
Arnav can't see Payal's tears anymore - he is upto his throat with the crying ladies in his house and to top it all he married one who makes him cry out loud.
So MISTER ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA - today one of your famous dialogues is going to haunt you not once but twice. Let me explain ' "DONT BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING YOU SEE"
FIRST BITE - So you saw your wife not wanting to share that award with you - obviously you did it for nani - so go hold naniji's hand, walk up on stage and take the credit, if you want it so bad.
Obviously you don't seek your own advice let alone others (ya we know ' mera EGO and all that)
Arnav - ' I just completed a century of twisting my wife's hand and shaking her up.
Khushi - hey husband of six months, bite me.
Anjali - ' Khushiji my husband is a wimp he can't go alone to buy medicines can you accompany him? He might get lost, he needs a body guard - i cant be there for him i have fainting tendencies and i am blinded by the aggarbatti ka dhuan cos I pray 15 times a day.
Shyam - ' wow i love my wife for letting me love Khushiji ' My life is like ruffles lays ' no one can eat just one. Yay i am so happy my wife thinks i am a wimp.
Best day of my life ' ofcourse after the terrace hug day ' what a beautiful memory of hugging Khushi
(ack-thooo)🤢
KHUSHI - ' all you guys shut the f*** up and you JIJAJI ' i am this close to planting a bomb at RM and blowing the whole family up. Also i need to change this red costume it's like i am wagging a flag off to the bulls.
Precap - ' THE ONLY SYMBOLISM ' A NEW DAWN OF MISUNDERSTANDING.
THANK HEAVENS ATLEAST THERE IS A NEW REASON TO FIGHT OVER.
WE ARE TIRED OF YOU GUYS REHASHING THE TERRACE SCENE
Arnav i have to mention your name again - ' naya sadasya male ' - here is your SECOND BITE ' don't believe in everything you see, your di's wimpy is creeping over your cupcake go thrust a knife in him. Don't crumble.