Next up, Gabbar-Thakur
Gabbar - Kithnay aadmi thay! (How many men were there?)
Thakur - I didn't count because I got no fingers
Salim-Javed, the original dialog writers of Sholay, watch in stunned silence
Javed - Salim, here is some poison, let's just kill ourselves
Salim - yes, I can't stomach this caricature of best dialogs of the century!
Audience - <crickets>
CVs - Come on. LAUGH!
Audience - Ha ha ha ha
Next up Salim Anarkali
MIL - I will burn you, where is the gas stove
DIL - No, no, please, my dad will bring in the dowry
CVs - WRONG ACT!! Salim Anarkali bozos
MIL, DIL - oh sorry! Retake
Next up Heer Ranjha
Like always khushi does not just go on stage, she lands up on stage
Heer - Ranjha Ranjha where are you baby?
Audience - He is hiding under the table dear, Ha ha ha
Raizada family Table - oh shit! This is embarrassing.
Shyam - Can I hide under the table too with Ranjha?
Nani - This is entertainment business, Chote, and business is business
Chote - Its none of my business!
Nani - You wife is getting humiliated on stage
Chote - Aye, now, what else is new? But, I agree, that IS my business
And my Sweet Angel Face makes his entry - I don't remember much after that. Sorry, because I had an inception moment there, what is real, what is fake, what is a dream, what is a nightmare, what is meant, what is not , it transcended boundaries.
Double entendre of the day
Heer - Jiski Bansoori ki dhun sun ke mujhe jawan honay ka ehsaas hua (the one whose music got me aware that I am now a fully grown woman. 😛 PHBBBTTTHHH!!)
Me
- got it (😉
😉😉)
DHISSH moment of the day (DHISSH = Cymbals for the uninitiated to bollywood)
When khushi throws her earrings. The background music goes DHISSH!! yeah, that was poignant.
When Khushi tells Arnav - the best moment of your life is yet to arrive
Arnav - What is that?
Khushi - The moment I die!
Arnav - dagger to my heart
The background music should have gone DHISSH!!
Edit I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE moment of the day I had this moment when Anjali excused herself after A-K act. I was like, there she goes, poking her nose into backstage tete-a-tete of love-birds. BACK OFF YOU INTERRUPTER OF ALL GOOD MOMENTS BETWEEN A-K OR I KILL YOU!!
Precap and State of the Forum
Forum member(FM) 1 - she called him a cheat
FM2 - He is a cheat
FM1 - No he is NOT!
FM1 - You basher, you have a chip on your shoulder, you, you, you the
other-no-passion-no-sex-serial-lover 🤢!!!
FM2 - How dare you!! how dare you call me the
other-no-passion-no-sex-serial-lover 😡!!! Meouwww!!!!FM3 - Does it matter, its only a show guys!!
FM1 and FM2 - SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
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