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Originally posted by: current

and since we are all sharing ads..here is my one for you..

A BRA(zen) man of letters...truly inspires WONDER..The French do Linger(ie) the B(u)st...

Pom-Pom-P-Ass John.. Title & Credits of All My F(l)ailing Posts go to Z

I'm her FAV Charity Cause.. Its a Pity she Likes me So

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UngratePhool Me is Phorever

(K)HOON BURYING HER MAIN HOON NA NA NAs!!!

Hello Hi Sayonara Gay-Shah..

An ad phor ya..

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWHpn3mkKo[/YOUTUBE]

ONN-TY Hai Toh JOHN-TY Hai

DONN G (-String) To (Un)Gawar your Ass

Take your pick re-mix of the Orgl. Tagline

ONN Hai Toh DON Hai

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P.S.

My Judgemental CVivahs who are not aware of PHULL behind-the-sayin' revelations..

and why I Stayfree of PMS

...hmmph! to ya and your jodi making...

SOB.. I. Stand. Alone! Crocodile Tears Drying Up Fast.. Get Phooled Already!

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My Bday.. It caused God to temporarily quit earth!

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As much as I love to send

B'day Reminders

and Alarms

and Wails

and Suggestions for Gifats

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Unless you plan to treat it like Christmas, the way I do

and Open the Gifts under the GIFT (Regis)TREE

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No Point telling:-)

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P.S.

I'll open a PO BOX, so My CVivahs can "surprise" me

with

Curly Ribbons and Pom Poms

and

Self HeLP Book On

100 Ways To Keep The Audience, The Hero & The Heroine Guessing as to Iss This Pyaar?

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Dolling Divsy

I doubt you'll come back to read thees.. so I'm taking LiBRAties

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esply. coz I'm trying to ad-chest to the fact that you won the cup

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bleu*y

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Go Green Talk:

My already unbalanced Size 0 will topple over with a 36C anyway.. ..so sniff... and a Ha!

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Originally posted by: scarletaura

PM contd..

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Besides,

I don't want you to discover that..

The Aura of Mystery that I faltu create around my persona is nothing but Bug Spray!

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ahahahahh!

BendRE Mine..

I forgot to Mention I've a Rarer than a California Forest Fire Dousing Flash Flood News related to the Docwa Show..

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Ayyo... Poocho faaast.. What? ...Waaat?

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... Poocho Na?!

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Friik.. Mallika & Anji (My 2.5Li) must be Blocking my BrainWaves

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Head officially Burst to spill the Bin'd Contents.. Here Goes..

DIA...LAG KAHENGE Behl has been Replaced!!!!

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I don't know how they figured that the Drain Docwa went into COMA

phor that was his natural state to be

and

since they cld. not revive a Natural Condition,

they B.R.I.L.L.I.A.N.T.L.Y changed the Patient!!!!

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ahahhahahahhahahahah

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Phrom Mc DROWSY, its Now DR. WHO ('s HE)?????

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I dunno who the NEW Dude with the 70MM FACE ees

but the whole track has changed with

now DR.WOO chasing and chasing..

..apparently he attended workshops to talk like Behl..

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[insert pregnant pause]

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and has finally mastered the

FACIAL MUSCLES STRAINING A MINIMAL LIP MOVEMENT, "Nidhi"

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McVitie (MORE DIGESTIBLE) pheels way younger though

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So Mallika had a MakeOver with Fringes, only to be Newly Ignored

and Nidhi now gets to do Physical Examination of her Docwa w'out

hearing Bones Creaking in Protest!!!

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MY CVivahs...

Never, Never make the Mardwa do a Moonstruck Chase.. Gets Boring before the Epi Ends!