AUDIENCE: li-BRA-ted women of yesterday!
= 34B'ers or less.. Higher Figures.. sniff.. show-offs 
Comments/Likes: Please throw Size 5 Chappals at me.. thats the size that fits
*cheeky grinnings*
We (the 5%) ain't no Burn-the-Bra feminists..
A) bras are way too expensive anyway
B) to those of us who have found a way to defy our age..
(Special Thanks to Ahem's policy of No expression, No wrinkles
..the man gives & gives.. a fountain of my youth!)
C) ..unfortunately are not swaDES-I NASA Scientists to defy gravity!
D) we still rely on (Victoria's) Secret Support for women's upliftment that push-up the TRPs of our figures
DD) We, the Goatii's Women (Khushi, Gopi, I.. & the balance 2%) are what you call
2012 PC SurVIVAHers
PC = Post Computers, EHarlequins, YouTube, etc.
DIGITAL (Clev)AGE REGRESSIVE ROMANTICS
We time travel down a Silk route of dreams, fantasy & Entertainment...& Entertainment...our Purity yet enhances every time we take a dip in our RP's(Rakshas Pati) GangaSnan Smile...more Entertainment...
...and in our world the Men are deliciously Dominating while we gawar.. woh! meant to say, cower!.. just so they can puff up their chests in pride (behind every puffed up man, there is a woman who push-up their 6PCk chests)..
and save us from "unseen" danger (remember? Goatii's women never see the light.. only Dark, Dark k-k-kNights) in the form of cockroaches and snakes
...lets not forget the Menwa's magnificent display of chivalry like handing a wet jacket after ordering (yes! ordering..oooh! soo something) us to stand in the rain, just so they can do a timely rescue and satisfy our obviously secret lust
(and those darn feminists who object to every other such "chivalrous act", mysteriously shut-the-what-the-up and stand united with us in this Regressive Romantic Rabba Ve Moment.. Jai "Hos"!!!)
OUR GRAVITY DEFYING "EUREKA" MOMENT = HOTWA WET 'N' WILD
(phor Good Luck)
The makings of a 2012 PC SurVIVAHer vs
Me(-h)re 21st Century Pativratas
It's a Bug's Life!
We're on the Bottom Rung of Darwin's evolutionary Surviva(h)l Theory along with the flies, roaches...and bugs..
We marry into the richest families where we personally "mop" around with our rona-dhona and brush offs from the rakshas patis.. Advantage is clean Four-Poster-Floors that we can languish around in the nights floating in our dreams near the pool..
Iss-i ka naam Zindagi.. under the Stars plus plus! (Raveena's new show featuring celebrities)
2012 Independence Movement of swaDesi Gurlls
*fav scene alert* I totally identified with this Middle-Class Pride with no Wa-rranty! Class!
We break the money jar pooh-poohing the Money Plant and trees that our RPatis grow in the garden..
..and assert our Pseudo Financial Independence signing random PRO NOTES (by now we're Pros at signing Contracts with built-in Amnesia Clause)
Thou shall repay in Jalebis and Baashans that you don't have a stomach for.. Na na na na!
Freedom of Speech: DA BHANG Dil Khol ..hic.. Moment
Otherwise innocent us 
, who cannot guess whats going on in our minds inspite of many-a-Maiyya session have this Magic Potion [insert Asterix "!"] that google translates our Daily Blabber into DIL Talk..
reversing the Hotwa's WAT THe into THAW and melt mode!
One small step forward by My Woman, One Giant Leap of My Heart Beat
~ Hotwa in 2012 PC
during his first once-in-a-Blue Mooning over a woman!
ahahhahahhahahhahahah! ~ Laali also in 2012 PC
in the highest of spirits coz it frikkin' rained here for 10 minutes E.X.A.C.T.L.Y during tdy's Rabba Ve.. Even my Maiyya went all Mushy.. rainin' colors..
HapPyYy Laal-Pheel AAA Holi to you My CVivahs! Whaat? Its still Holi in Mathura (my somewhat namesake.. you'll still never guess kya naam! ..there is even a line which links Gopi to my name.. ahahahhaah!)
now pliss.. bring on the post-bhang amnesia!
P.S. My CVivahs..
A Pheel Good PDA with Speed Bumps to you for making my day everyday..
loOoVE LOooVE lOOOvEE this ad.. Thank You So..O..o. Now, WATCH it! DO!
P.P.S.Clues to find me when I stayfree = (1) I don't know where I'm going but I like the direction (2) Barbie Waxing (3) Goatii's Nayi Soch (not there yet.. Loyalty Door Jaane Na De, Far-ce not farz Paas Aane Na De)
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