Munching On C-Section

First Previous

Page

Next Last

Frequent Posters

Shuveniya

@niya_s

Navigator

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#21

And here I was thinking that I would like to have 4 children (once wanted 12 after watching the cheaper by the dozen movie😕)...ummm yaaa right after hearing all your stories. My female areas are just hurting (🤢) thinking about the pain you wonderful(abusive 😆) ladies must have went through. I bow in respect to all your strength.

Quote

pheonix24

@pheonix24

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#22

Yikes...u poor thing!...My mom tells me horror stories regarding labour pains and deliveries...definitely gives me second thoughts about procreating...!!...but honestly...i cracked up reading your post...u always manage to make me laugh!.

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

sweetygirl28

@sweetygirl28

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#23

Munchy i was ROFL reading ur story yaar "Bas kijiye sahar" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor attendant 🤣🤣damn i too never got drunk yaar.. so couldnt guess exactly how they were feeling .. khushi seemed drunk sometime and normal sometimes.. ha ha..

btw i am checking my blog updates once in ten mins to check if there was a PB update. :D

Quote

647669

Suspended

Posted: 13 years ago

#24

aww munchy poor you!

haha nice post!

Quote

arshia

@ashvez

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#25

MUnchy..let me come to ur F **K moment BEY...Nashey mein hain Naa...toh Pehley apna clarification Kar rahee hai..Khushi Becharee ..." Conditional" Nasha.🤣Hai tera Shalwar mein ghoosnaa ...was Howlarious!!

Delivery ki Yaad mat dela Yaar...ek bar Normal aur Doosrey bar C section..and Donon time mainey hospital ko sar par Utha liya.and the whole hospital ko pata Chal Gaya ki merey aunt ko main Chachee bulatee hoon...and apparently she works there, so each n every patient ,her colleague n the nurses call her " Chacheee".And I don't even want to start on what all I told my Hubby.LOL!!,

Mujhey jab log nachtey Huey dekhtey hain toh Kehtey hain-" Usney JO piya hai , Woh humein Bhi dena" But then the Bartenders or the hosts or merey dosts say...but" Woh toh Petee nahin hai!!" and they are all stumped...Ki peeetee nahin hai aur aisee hai..jab peeyegee toh kya karegeee...LOL!! So I prefer to be in my own Nasha...agar peeetee...then I wld never be able to face the world.No alcohol !No Drugs! ...just ASH!!

BWAHAHAH!!!

Ash.

Quote

cheeeky

@cheeeky

Navigator

Posted: 13 years ago

#26

lol Munchy Jaan! Sympathize with you!! 🤗

I swore all the way through my labour, swore so much that my husband was in a state of absolute shock! I even asked him to marry again and bring a good wife who will take care of my baby like her own, cuz I was definintely not going to make it through that!!! lol I was not on drugs, but was on something worse, Gas n Air(laughing gas for those who dont know!)...believe me, I was gasping for air inhaling that mother-of-all gas and there was NO LAUGHING in those hours at all! I do drink...occasionally, have had the "soubhagya" of having tequila shots as well...but this one felt like inhaling a few hundred tequilas in a single whiff! The last of all whiffs went buzzing through my body and I actually screamed OH BOY!!!! And the mid wife said...nope, its a girl!!!! 😆

About the W*F Moment of the day...copy that! 👍🏼

PS: Please update...you know what!!! 😛

Quote

AnnieARS

@AnnieARS

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#27

Oh God! Muffin, I am scared, I have been put under 3 times, one just 4 days back... I wasnt even aware people talk/blabber under anesthesia and I dont know how I behaved... I'll go check with my doctor!!! But I am really scared!!!

Quote

Sunara

@princessunara

Trailblazer

+ 8

Posted: 13 years ago

#28

lol..ok i don't wanna laugh at ur pain! but u got the message across perfectly!!😛
and now that we r on to C-section...lol i have one to share too..about my mom..lol from the day she was pregnant with me the only thing she had prayed was it to not be a normal birth and to be a C-section as she was terrified of labour pains and god answered her prayers and i was an entire week too late and the doc gave her the happy news that it was a C-section!😆mind u this was 20yrs back..so even though in a private hospital they don't put u under at whim like now!!i was reminded of this when i read urs cz my mom has managed to put in a very solid fear in my mind from ages back never to go int o natural labour!😆
anyway i have never been drunk..i guess a glass of vine doesn't count lol..cz that is all i have ever had..but no doubt..i am too much like Khushi already (read - talk too much) so god it would be a nightmare to get me drunk!!i'll probably reveal enough stuff to regret an entire lifetime!😆

Quote

Priya

@ArhiDeewani

Voyager

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#29

Awww poor youu!!! Glad Im only 17 yet :P

And yupp I agree with your message!!

Quote

docgirl

@docgirl

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#30

Munchy, the C-section thing sounds traumatizing so I can only imagine your fears! That said, chica there's a huge difference from a gone-all-cuckoo on anesthesia experience and sipping a glass of nice wine 😃 . Plus sometimes there's success in some excess, although my 2 bhaang experiences were less than satisfactory! Still, I guess different strokes for different folks 😉

On the W*F moment of the epi: 👍🏼 . The truth serum that is bhaang isn't very effective is it?

Quote

1 2 3 4

Munching On C-Section - Page 3

Related Topics

Explore Topics