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Of either Khushi,my one-eyed family and PH taking care of my requirements... 
But the ladies I smirkingly have been killing every night for last 7 months also dont bother,but drooling at me...and losing their senses ...(uff Ungrateful Junglee billis 😡)
I keep reading the Posts here...all u hapless women do is from debating on my hair cuts to the inches of my stubble, from my clothes to my Towel, from the strategies of my foreplay to ahem ahem my Virginity...kuch to choda hota...(think of the poor hush bands /bfs at ur home 😳)
Now ENOUGH IS ENOUGH...
Just bcoz I allow u ladies to happily enter my Bedroom and Poolside and see me at my Private games (gutter minds)...Doesnt mean no one bothers to solve my Basic Needs...
Agar "fadak padta hai"...then run baby run...call PH,LM sir,SP...anyone who matters and send me below requirements ASAP -
1) Phew...running around wid loose cash...since I am stalking KKG i'll hv to be on the streets more...gone r the Credit Card days...lst nite Chana...then Bangles...next it will be gajra, pav bhaji...
Need I say wat I need -
2) PH is busy spending on Mami's necklaces...Khushi's new wardrobe (though I dnt mind,strtd noticing her curves finally 😉)...Jijaji's new Chemistry Lab experiments 🤢...keeping HP on payroll for a longer tenure...
So dont u women start yapping on my hair cuts every nite - SEND the below :
3) What the...dammit u guys only know to cry about Wardrobe change...but any Action taken ???
Need new colours,new fits...again ASAP
Now to some Spoiler secrets and demands...TRPs baby 😉😉
...they might be soon giving me some Rain-in-the-forest-in-a-lonely- Guest House scene...to do ahem ahem...I have made out with voice,lights,eyes,hands,wrist...now wats left...sooo...(gutter minds at work again...😡)
STEP out and send the below ASAP...
And Control ur hormones and IMAGINATIONS
Anything to add...most welcome...
Ciao...
P.S..I am suffering from Terrible Friday Blues...bear wid me !!!
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