The Wind Issue: Dr Says I Have Gas

Originally posted by: minimuffin86

ok another faltou but very relevant topic coming ur way... hey dont bash me i dont have anything interesting to do.. well there is that wedding in the family this weekend.. but im too invested in Arhis marriage to be of any major help... any ways to the topic!!

IPK has affectively ruined my viewing pleasures of other entertaining stuff. case in point: movies! i was watching Mausum the other day after wanting to watch it for ages and it was entertaining enough in the beginning.. but then they get separated and she moves to Scotland and all through the movie all i could think was: WHY ISNT THERE ANY BLOODY WIND TO TELL THEM THE OTHER IS NEAR BY?!?! where is Sonams pedestal fan? why is this so difficult? theres must not be true love, or they have some one other than Devi Mayya handling their case, and this one has no wind power. so yes, star crossed lovers movies have been ruined for me by IPK winds!! i have officially been windswept!!

now coming to the gas issue: whenever i see Shyam and Buaji on screen i get excruciating cramps in my tummy forcing me to shut my eyes in pain and not being able to see them for very long... my Dr says I have reactionary gas and it's not life threatening. but it makes me wonder... what if i swept Shyam and Buaji away with wind of my own? they would be swept very far away (read deserted island) or would just die of the smell. and then Devi Maya and i can shake hands at a job well done!

Originally posted by: minimuffin86

ok another faltou but very relevant topic coming ur way... hey dont bash me i dont have anything interesting to do.. well there is that wedding in the family this weekend.. but im too invested in Arhis marriage to be of any major help... any ways to the topic!!

IPK has affectively ruined my viewing pleasures of other entertaining stuff. case in point: movies! i was watching Mausum the other day after wanting to watch it for ages and it was entertaining enough in the beginning.. but then they get separated and she moves to Scotland and all through the movie all i could think was: WHY ISNT THERE ANY BLOODY WIND TO TELL THEM THE OTHER IS NEAR BY?!?! where is Sonams pedestal fan? why is this so difficult? theres must not be true love, or they have some one other than Devi Mayya handling their case, and this one has no wind power. so yes, star crossed lovers movies have been ruined for me by IPK winds!! i have officially been windswept!!

now coming to the gas issue: whenever i see Shyam and Buaji on screen i get excruciating cramps in my tummy forcing me to shut my eyes in pain and not being able to see them for very long... my Dr says I have reactionary gas and it's not life threatening. but it makes me wonder... what if i swept Shyam and Buaji away with wind of my own? they would be swept very far away (read deserted island) or would just die of the smell. and then Devi Maya and i can shake hands at a job well done!

You forgot the dupatta flying...hahaa I cannot stand the dupatta thing. I think it is silly and overdone. I'd understand if it happened a few times in a 5 month period, but this is just ridiculous!!! I live in a city that is literally a wind tunnel at times (Chicago), there are times when my umbrella has flown away and sometimes it's hard to walk against the wind when you're downtown b/c you get blown back a few steps due to the strength of the wind, but never has my 'scarf' or any other item of clothing flown and hit someone in the face!!! I have never witnessed such a thing either.

Originally posted by: minimuffin86

ok another faltou but very relevant topic coming ur way... hey dont bash me i dont have anything interesting to do.. well there is that wedding in the family this weekend.. but im too invested in Arhis marriage to be of any major help... any ways to the topic!!

thanks for the post dear 🤗 i love the wind , their sensing each other and dupatta

IPK has affectively ruined my viewing pleasures of other entertaining stuff. case in point: movies! i was watching Mausum the other day after wanting to watch it for ages and it was entertaining enough in the beginning.. but then they get separated and she moves to Scotland and all through the movie all i could think was: WHY ISNT THERE ANY BLOODY WIND TO TELL THEM THE OTHER IS NEAR BY?!?! where is Sonams pedestal fan? why is this so difficult? theres must not be true love, or they have some one other than Devi Mayya handling their case, and this one has no wind power. so yes, star crossed lovers movies have been ruined for me by IPK winds!! i have officially been windswept!!

haha thank god you are also in the same league , agree IPK as succesfully ruined all my other view 😆 including KBC🤔 i had rather watch, reruns, saved epis and be at IF than watch anything else

now coming to the gas issue: whenever i see Shyam and Buaji on screen i get excruciating cramps in my tummy forcing me to shut my eyes in pain and not being able to see them for very long... my Dr says I have reactionary gas and it's not life threatening. but it makes me wonder... what if i swept Shyam and Buaji away with wind of my own? they would be swept very far away (read deserted island) or would just die of the smell. and then Devi Maya and i can shake hands at a job well done!

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Originally posted by: rushshri

LMAO 🤣

I WILL DIE LAUGHING

Originally posted by: minimuffin86

NOO please dont die! i already have very few people who find me funny, i dont want to lose any one of you. so breath, breath yes, better?