Short Update
ASR back to AYM (Angry Young Man). La shows some spine (at last). KKG back to her nitwit ways. Shyam the creep is in for a shock.
Detailed Update
AYM sees La all decked up in bridal attire in his room on his bed & goes ballistic. Starts overworking those jaw muscles & gets ready to chew her up. During all this explosion La keeps throwing furtive looks at KKG who is hiding in the bathroom (Apparently ASR comes bef she can scoot frm the blast zone). AYM sees this, turns & BAM!!!!!!!!! finds KKG bang right in his bathroom. Now mayb AYM is into therapy for anger management or mayb watching Baba ramdev in SANSKAR TV coz Sanskar is the mantra to win Nani's heart. Whatever!!!!!!!! So he takes a few deep breath & commands KKG to stop haring around. Closes his eyes (Hey Devi Maiyya plz gimme patience & plz give these girls brains) ,again takes deep breath, counts to 10 (i know coz i counted along with him. i do this every time KKG is back 2 her nitwit ways) & then tells in a deep voice (hey almost like Amitabh's bass tone he he he) & tells her that mayb in her middle class society every1 pokes their long Pinocchio nose into other's affairs but here its a strict NO NO. I ve said my piece so now u can disappear bef i lose my last ounce of patience. KKG flees.
Now back to Ground Zero. La standing tall among the debris of their so called relationship. AYM starts his shouting contest in which he keeps breaking his own previous records like Sachin Tendulkar breaking his own records. AND AND AND finally the day arrives wen the Jellyfish La grows a spine & tells AYM in a firm tone to stop yelling & cut the crap. Then she gives a short lecture. Says that she wants a name to their Rishta asking yeh rista kya kehlata hai (for that u need to watch SP at 9:30 darling) & calls him Hold ur breath a coward. Taliyaan Taliyaan. AYM is furious but La stands her ground & tells him that THIS IS IT. SHE HAS HAD ENUF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. She wants a marriage & she has finally got fed up being a doormat stamped & stomped on. Having said her piece she runs out of RM (reminded me of Rani Mukerjee in that doomed KANK). Mami & Anjali shocked, KKG guilty & Nani exultant.
KKG calls La but she refuses to bend over backwards to please AYM. So Ms Nitwit exerts her tiny nonexistent brain & decides to call up Anjali for 'Operation Salvage'. But Surprise Surprise AYM picks up the ph. KKG loses her nerve & disconnects. This farce happens twice & the 3rd time AYM who comes with a built in KKG sensor tells tat if she doesn't want 2 speak y the hell call in the 1st place.
Ns Nitwit again exerts her little grey cells & EUREKA comes up with a masterstroke. Write a Prem pathra straight frm Blah's heart to AYM's cold heart. Mayb she ate MENTOS & uski dimaag ki bathi jali 😕.
Anyway KKG back in RM coz her quota of insult frm AYM & Mami is not done for the day. Anjali takes her to AYM to get her paid for her job in RM (Infact Nani s'd pay her for getting rid of BLAH). As usual some body goes 'ANJALIBITIYA'. So she vanishes. Now its only AYM & KKG. Hum Tum kamre mein Band!!!!! KKG hands over a letter. AYM is like WT... Then reads with a raised eyebrow, looks at KKG lazily then in slow motion tears the Prem pathra.
Precap : Creepy Shyam is happy that he can waltz around RM now that both BLAH & Nitwit ve royally been kicked out of RM. He reaches the door & then ZOR KA ZATKA. The door opens & there is a face-off bet KKG & Shyam.
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