How to fall in a Guy's arm?~Experienced;)~ - Page 3

Originally posted by: _SiinnceMaan_

I've had many falling incidents - except the majority of the times it was the whiz of air that tried to save my life not the arms of a muscular stranger. 🤣

Hm apart from the countless moments when I fell onto my Kim Kardashian ass (LOL Wishful thinking), I have experienced falling into the lap of an 70 year old man. 🤢

The story goes like this ...

I got onto the bus and due to all the busmen have this drag racing theory of driving off the moment a passenger walks in, I was unprepared. Clearly. So the fat man hit the peddle and squealed the bus off as if he were driving a sexy Ferrari. I lost my balance and went toppling over onto a mans lap. Let me tell you that I often like to dream with my eyes open. You see hours earlier, I had encountered a guy that looked 97% like Maan Singh Khurana (From Geet). And it was love, infatuation, mentally constructed marriage, walking down the aisle without knowing his name - at first sight.

So I was still drooling and hyperventilating and planning my wedding dress whilst trying to find a seat in the bus. SO when I fell on the 80 year old man's lap (and perhaps caused arthritis on that poor limbs soul) - I wished, wished that it was my dream guy. Only to have my eyes pop out whence seeing the wrinkles on my saviors face. If I had wasted any more seconds staring in horror, his false tooth might have emerged from those wobbly lips.

I'm going to get sick ...

But yes that is my story.


I deserve to a standing ovation 🤣

Originally posted by: ChicagoCarole1

I laughed out loud visualizing you doing this! Girl, you are too funny...if the falling thing doesn't work for you...you should try "stand-up" comedy! You got me howling! Thanks!

Originally posted by: cute_gurl

haha awesome post meepha!!🤗

can't stop laughing🤣

I can relate so much to this because i'm one of the clumsiest or the clumsiest person you will have met. I've fallen countless times already.

Let me share with you an experience of being caught by a stranger😆

Ok so I was on the public bus in the evening coming home from school. Seats were all taken up, so I was standing. So, me being clumsy as usual dropped some of the coins from my wallet on the floor (don't ask how that happened 😆) So, I bent down to pick them up and curse my bad luck, the bus jerked hard at the same time and I flew forward. Literally flew🤣 but thank goodness before I broke my skull or something, this guy caught me. Let me tell ya, he was in his mid 30s, not good looking at all, but nice though. He was polite. I was embarrassed and people were snickering.

So, i guess random strangers do help. If only the guy was near my age and hot, and we had a 2 min eye lock😆

Most of the other times I fell, I landed on my butt or back and was aching for days😆 I don't have a brother to catch me either🤣

Keep practicing hun! For one day that a hot young thing will come and grab you by the waist and you'll have that magical eyelock.

Hopefully, someone like ASR.😉😆

-Noorie

Originally posted by: hundma

OMG 😲 you are like my lost twin sister or what 😛

I thoght i m the only clumsiest person on the earth😉 (as my brother always mentioned me n never leaves a chance to tease me after all 😆)

i m a walking disaster sometimes and falls innumerably

i once falls on and from the stairs in a big shopping mall and everybody was staring at me in horror as if i falled on them 😆😡

but trust me nobody came to save me, shortage of HOT N HANDSOME GUYS here😭 need to import some 🤣