SS: Yeh shaadi nahi hone doonga pt.7 on pg 10

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😲** Table of Contents **
Part 1 and 2 - pg. 1
Part 3 - pg. 3
Part 4 - pg.5
Part 5 - pg.7
Part 6 - pg.8
Part 7-pg. 10

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Heyy! So this initially started as an office SS - but Khushi has long resigned... however, i really wanted to continue it, so I've revisisted and edited it a bit to fit in with this story line, enjoy! I

Let me know what you think :)

(P.s. It's a bit of a jumbled mess of thoughts, actions, and dialogue... I was venting all my frustrations about this proposed Shyaam track - so I just spit it out :) The bold italicized are generally Khushi and Arnav's internal monologues/ thoughts... the rest should be self explanatory!)
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That morning, Khushi walked into the Raizada mansion with a new bounce in her step. She couldn't take her eyes off the band that now graced her ring finger. she had waited all her life for this day and this feeling - Khushi Kumari Gupta was finally engaged. It was a very small affair, just her, buaji, Payal jiji, and of course'. Shyaam. Her to-be husband. she was finally getting married! it had been her biggest dream.

Woh kya hain na' Khushi ko bachpan se hi shaadi ka bahut craze raha hai (teehee Jab we met shout out!) She loved weddings. Everything about them. The colors, the lehngas, gehne, sindoor, phere, and haiii of course' the mitaaii!! Uff kya mitaai hoti hain. Aura ab, ab toh Khushi ki khud ki shaadi hone wali thi'. She was smiling from ear to ear, when she ran into Anjali ji.

Anjali: Wah. Kya baat hain Khushiji, aaj aap jaldi aa gayi? Aur aap itni khush lag rahi ho?

Khushi: Haan woh humse raha nahi gaya!!! Woh kya hain na, aaj hum bahut bahut bahut khush hain. jitne khush hum jalebiyan banaake hote hai, usse bhi khush!!

Arnav walked in at just this minute. What the hell?! Why is she so happy today? I mean she's generally bubbly, but this is a whole new level, even for her. Oh god...😕

Anjali did the honors of asking. Kya baat hain Khushi ji?

Khushi: Woh... ummm. hum... (shying a bit now) humari... humari sagai ho gayi. 😳

Arnav: 😲

Anjali: Arre Wah!!! yeh toh sach mein bahut khushi ki baat hain!! Who's the lucky guy?

Khushi: Woh... humare ghar pe jo kiraaye pe rehte the... wo hi.

Anjali: Bahut accha hain. Par, Khushi ji aap kuch bhool rahi ho... humara moon meetha nahi karaogi?

Khushi: oh haan! Bilkul! par hamare paas toh kuch meetha nahin hain.

Anjali: Hain na. Jalebiyan banaane ki training. aur aapki yeh meethi meethi baatein. bas wohi chahiye. Hum Jai Prakash ko bol ke samaan taiyaar karaate hain. Today for breakfast, you'll make jalebis for everyone!!

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Arnav just stood shellshocked. Khushi, getting married? How was that even possible? He couldn't believe his ears - or maybe he didn't want to believe them. no he drove that thought out of his mind... he didn't care. she could do whatever she wanted.

so then why did he feel so bad? it was because he wasn't expecting it. that's all. Arnav wouldn't - no he couldn't - let himself admit that he had begun to develop a tiny little crush on a certain girl from Lucknow. Arnav drove the thought from his mind... and focused on the other information he had gotten...

So khushi was getting married. To the paying guest at their house.

WAIT. WHAT?!?! That's not possible! How could that be?!

That was Shyaam Jiju!!!

Arnav had discovered this lie of Shyaam's a couple weeks ago. But, he had decided to give his jiju the benefit of the doubt... believing that jiju must have had some good reason to hide this from the rest of the family. but now everything suddenly became clear. How dare they!?

There was no way Arnav would let this happen. Di's khushi was his world, and no other Khushi was allowed to ruin that. He would have to confront her about this.

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Khushi walked to the kitchen still smiling to herself. In reality, she was probably more excited about getting married - than about the person she was getting married to. She didn't know shyaam ji too well. in fact, she hadn't even agreed at first. she had been nervous - never having seen shyaam ji in that way. it was only because of buaji's constant urging that she had agreed. but, it's okay, she told herself- shaadi ke baad there would be plenty of time for getting to know each other. she only really considered him a friend, but he was nice enough. and plus, this would help bauji get better. and plus this meant she was getting married!!! Shaadi, sindoor, phere, mangal sutra - everything!!! 😆 Subah se, Khushi had been planning her wedding' smiling to herself' and looking at the delicate ring on her finger that now tied her to another person. She had bored Payal jiji with all her blabbering even. She was sooo happy, she was on cloud 9. Nothing could ruin her day today' not even ---

----' KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA!!!! Abhi issi waqt mujhe tumse baat karni hain. Poolside pe aao.

Khushi jumped as she heard the dreaded voice. She turns off the stove and slowly walks towards the pool.

"Ab kya hogaya is Lad Governor ko? Kam se kam aaj to baksh deti devi maiya. Hai re, pata nahi ab kya kardiya hamne."

Khushi pushes open the door and sees ASR staring daggers at her.

Khushi (mumbling): Devi maiya, hamari raksha karna. Aaj toh yeh kerala thoda zyaada hi bigada wa lag raha hain' please, hume bacha lo.

Uh' Jee? Aap ne bulaya?

ASR: Yeh tumhari naukri hain. Park nahi, jahan tum aaraam se, scenery dekhte dekhte aao. Mera waqt bahut keemti hain, usse kharaab karne ka kisi ko haq nahi hain, aur tum ko toh bilkul nahi.

Khushi: Jee sir.

Khushi was taken aback. lately the Rakshas had been a bit more civil with her, but all of a sudden it seemed he was back to his old ways.

Khushi: Woh maaf kijiye ga. Hum bahut khush hai na aaj, is hi liye' (she trails off realizing, ASR is neither interested nor listening). Accha toh bataaiye kis liye bulaaya tha aapne?

ASR (with a completely straight face): Yeh tumhare haath pe kya hain?

Khushi: Kya? (Looks down at her ring and realizes) woh. Yeh. Yeh toh. Woh. Meri kal sagai thi. (Khushi forgets who she is talking to and gets swept up in excitement) Aur pata hai sir? Kuch din mein meri shaadi hain! Main toh abhi se hi shopping ki list bana rahi hoon. Aur jalebian? Woh toh kal hi tal ne lag gayi thi.

ASR rolls his eyes.

ASR: Mujhe tumhare bakwaas mein koi interest nahi hain, aur na hi tumhari yeh do kori ki downmarket shaadi mein. In fact, main tumhe shaadi ke baare mein hi baat karne bulaaya tha.

Khushi: Shaadi?

Khushi thinks to herself'"devi maiya, kahin yeh Lad Governor shaadi toh nahi kar raha hain na? Meri phuti kismat se yeh bhi ussi hi din shaadi kar raha hoga. Uff. Ab toh sunna hi padega. Par mujse bura, toh us bechari ladki ka haal hora ho ga. Nahi. Nahi. Yeh shaadi nahi karsakta. Woh kya hain na, shaadi ke liye ladki ki toh zaroorat hoti hain na. aur koi bhi ladki inko dekh ke hi bhaag jayegi' shaadi toh door ki baat hain. Ruk Khushi - Lavanya ji hain na. Haiii, bechari Lavanyaji. pata nahin unhe is Rakshas mein kya dikhta hain. Is Laad Governor ki toh naak bhi tedhi hain! 😆" Khushi starts giggling at her thoughts

ASR: tumhe hasne ki salary nahi milti hain. (he starts walking towards her) Ab kaan khol ke sun lo. (Khushi backs away, but he has her cornered) Tum yeh shaadi nahi kar rahi ho.

Uski himmat toh dekho. Woh hota kaun hai humse yeh kehne wala. Ab toh hum yeh shaadi kar ke hi rahenge. Khushi gets a burst of energy and pushes ASR away.

Khushi: Sir, yeh hamara personal maamla hain. Aur hamari zindagi main, please aap dhakal mat deejiye. Ham jo karenge yeh hamari marzi hain, aapki nahin.

ASR: Chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye, main yeh shaadi nahi hone doonga.

Khushi: Dekhiye Mr. Arnav. Singh. Raizada. Aap jabse hume mile hain, apni haddhe paar kiye jaa rahe hain. Aur hum lehaaz aur darr ki maare, bas dekthe jaa rahe hain. Lekin, Devi maiyya ki kasam, agar hamari shaadi pe zara si bhi apni yeh kharoos buri nazar daaldi, toh hum aapko zindagi bhar nahi chodenge.

ASR grabs her arm and pulls her towards him to shut her up.

ASR (through clenched teeth): tum mujhe apni baat khatam karne bhi dogi ya bakri ki tarah bak thi hi rahogi?

Khushi ka darr ke maare bura haal ho raha hain. She decides it'll be in her best interest to keep quiet this time' after all, shaadi ek piece mein karni hain' hazaar tukro main nahi.

ASR (continues): Waise tum jaanti bhi ho tum kis se shaadi karne jaa rahi ho?

Khushi's thoughts: Ab toh bas hogaya. Hum bahut der chup reh liye. Aise keh raha hain, jaise hum se better jaanta ho Shyaam ji ko.

Khushi: Sir, hum aapke jitne bade toh nahi hain, lekin hum itne buddhu bhi nahi hain. Ki kisiko bina jaane shaadi kar le. Hum acchi tarah jaante hain Shyaam ji ko. Un ho ne hamari kitni madat ki hain. Woh jaise bhi hain, aap se sau guna acche hain (Arnav looks away, a quick flash of hurt in his eyes'...) Aur aap, kab se kuch bhi bole jaa rahe hain. Ab bas'

ASR holds her arm again and interrupts her: Khushi. Tum samaj nahi rahi ho.

Khushi (blows up and is yelling now): HUM SAMAJ NAHI RAHE HAIN??? Hum sab samaj gaye. Aur beizzati nahi sahenge. Aap ka koi hak nahi hain Shyaam ji ke baare mein kuch bhi bolne ka.

She turns to leave.

ASR: KHUSHI. He blocks her path. Whips her around and is abnormally close to her face and staring her down' He says' Woh. Hamare. Didi. Ke. Pati. hain.

Khushi (poor girl, can't believe her ears): Kya?!

ASR (fuming now, but still holding her): Jis insaan se tum shaadi ke itne sapne sajaa rahi ho. Woh pehle se shaadi shuda hain. Woh hamare Jiju hain.

Khushi is in shock, just frozen in her place. She can't even begin to process what she has just heard. Seeing this, ASR loosens his grip on her'

ASR: Kahin yeh phir se behosh toh nahi'

Khushi finally snaps to her senses.

Khushi: Yeh kya keh diya aap ne? Ham jaante hain ki aap sab ki kismat ke peeche pare ho. Par hum ne kabhi yeh nahi socha, ki aap itni girivi harkat karenge! Hum ab aur aapki bakwaas nahi sun sakte.

ASR: Tumhe yeh khel lag raha hain? Yeh meri Di ki zindagi ka savaal hain, Aur main tum jaisi ek choti aukaad ki ladki ko, apni Di ki zindagi barbaad karne nahi doonga.

Khushi: Sir, aap ko yaa toh galat phemi ho rahi hain. Yaa phir, aap itna garam ho ho ke puri tarah kadai se ubal hi gaye. Pressure ke maare dimaag ka screw lagta hain finally nikal hi gaya. Ya phir, aap hum ko tang karne ke liye koi nayi chaal soch ke rakhe hain.

ASR: JUST SHUT UP!!!! Nahin hota hain yakeen? He starts to pull something out.

Khushi: Yeh. Yeh. Kya kar rahe ho aap?

ASR writes down an address on a piece of paper' and shoves it at Khushi

ASR: Tumhe sabuth chahiye na? Aaj raat, kaam ke baad, 9 baje tum yahaan milna mujhe. Main tumhe tumhare ghar se pick kar doonga. Di ko bilkul pata nahi chal na chahiye.

Khushi: Aap ke saath? Akele? Raat ko? Hum khudkhushi nahi karna chahte hain!

ASR: Chup. Jitna kahan hain utna karo.

Khushi: Main nahi aaoungi.

ASR: Tum zaroor aaogi.

Khushi: Aap itne vishwaas se kaise keh rahe ho?

ASR: Kyun ki' meri Di ki zindagi ke saath saath, tumhari bhi puri zindagi ka savaal hain. Aur jahaan tak main tumhe jaanta hoon, tum kisi bhi hadh tak jaaogi, iska jawaab dhoondne.

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That's a really great way to open up Shyam's story!!! (I just wish Khushi isn't that happy about her engagement with Shyaam).

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Thank you all!! So glad you like it :) here is Part 2 - Enjoy!

Part 2:

Khushi leaves her home to go meet ASR. Bechari, in her rush and anxiety, she even forgot to eat dinner'

As she is leaving, Shyaam is just turning into the gali. He sees her and wonders...

Khushi ji? Itni raat ko kahan jaa rahi hain?

He follows her' but isn't able to keep up (limping and all) and soon she disappears' As he walks back to Bua jis house, he notices ASR's car leaving' He gets scared, but brushes it off'

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Khushi: Kahan reh gaya who Lad Governor? Mujhe toh 9 baje kahan tha yahan aane ke liye aur khud ka pata hi nahi hain.

Just then the unmistakable white car rolls up next to Khushi.

ASR: Jaldi ghusso. Time kam hain.

Khushi (starting to get annoyed): toh aap ne hi derr kardi. Hum toh yahi the.

Khushi gets in and closes the door behind her. All of a sudden, she has a dj vu feeling' she knows she has been in this car before. And she knows exactly when.

Flashes of that day come back to her' the tooti building, the rain, the thunder, ASR ka gussa, her bleeding'

She looks over, and makes eye contact with ASR. She knows they are both thinking of the same day.

ASR (finally breaks the silence): Uh, kisi ne tumhe dekha toh nahi yaha aate ve?

Khushi: Sir, hum aapki galat phemi door karne jaa rahe ya kisi bank ko lootne? Baat toh aise kar rahe ho jaise Devi Maiyya ke hi mandir se prasaad churane jaa rahe hain.

ASR: tum seedha jawaab de sakti ho kya? Ya who bhi sikhaana padega?

Khushi relents: Nahi. Kisine nahi dekha.

ASR: Good.

And he revs up the car, unleashing all his gussa on his driving, fast and furious part 500 bazillion for ASR. Our poor Khushi is holding on for dear life, as she prays to Devi Maiyya.

Khushi's thoughts/ prayers: Devi maata, please... hume iss akhru ka chehra dekh ke nahi marna hain. Aisi mauth ke baad toh aap ke paas bhi shaanti nahi milegi. Iss se toh accha aap hume poori zindagi bina cheeni ki, pheeki, aadhi kacchi jalebi khila do. Please, please, please, Hume kisi tarah ghar sahi salaamat pahuncha de na.

ASR (couldn't help himself): din me kitni baar Bhagwan ke saamne haath jodhti ho. Aur phir bhi akal nahi di usne tumko? Agli baar, zaroor maang le na.

Khushi: Sir, agar aap hume taane maar ke liye bulaaye ho. Toh gaadi rokiye aur hume utaar deejiye. hum wapas ghar jaa rahe hain.

ASR: Chup. Zaroorat se zyaada bol ne ki ijaazat nahi di hain.

Khushi shuts up, but keeps on mumbling to herself, bashing her Laad Governor.

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Finally, they get to a restaurant. Khushi lets out a sigh of relief and thanks devi ma 100000 times =]

ASR goes to order' he turns to Khushi. Even in his anger, he cant get over the instinctive care he feels towards her.

ASR: Tum coffee peeogi?

...He regrets it immediately after asking. he is supposed to be showing her, her rightful place. he cant keep letting her affect him.

Khushi: Nahi, hum karwe nahi hain, aapki tarah. Hum chai peete hain.

ASR (ignores her jab and exasperatedly asks): accha toh chai chahiye?

Khushi: Jaane deejiye. Aapke paison se khareedivi koi bhi cheez humare gale se hi nahi uttarahegi. Hume kuch nahi chahiye.

ASR: Okay. Suit yourself.

just like her stubborn self. ASR thinks

He turns to order'

Mujhe ek black coffee, without sugar ---

----Khushi scoffs and thinks, of course. Tabhi toh, bina cheeni ki coffee pi pi ke saari mithaas hi chali gayi iski baaton se ----

---Black coffee, two sandwiches, ek fruit salad, pasta, aur thodi si chocolate ice cream.

Khushi's mouth drops open. Itna khaana?! Poore restaurant ko khilaega kya?

ASR: Aise kya dekh rahi ho? Apne paise se le raha hoon. Waise bhi, bahut bhook lagi hain' subah se kuch khaaya nahi hain maine.

He turns and starts to walk towards an empty table. Of course, hamare ASR toh Raajdhani express se bhi fast chalte hain' So our poor Khushi is left running to catch up. She finally comes and sits down across from him, only to see ki hamare sahibji hasn't even noticed her. He is too busy chowing down.

Khushi's stomach growls. She finally remembers how hungry she is, and longingly looks at the food. ASR continues ignoring her, and she begins fuming even more as she mentally curses him'Dekho toh kaise thuus thuus ke khaa raha hain. Poocha tak bhi nahin. Aur yahaan' yahaan hamare paet mein chuhe, billi, kutte sab kood rahe hain. Nahi Khushi. usse teri yeh haalat nahi dekhne de. Nahi toh aur sataayega.

Just then, unfortunately, our Khushi dear (whose timing is always off😃) hears her stomach growl. ASR hears it too. He looks up at her.

There eyes meet, and he is knocked out of his senses for a while as he just stares' kyunki of course, Khushi looks even more attractive when she is bhooki 😆His trance finally breaks, and he sees how hungry the poor thing is'

Looking down, he slowly pushes his food towards her'

Khushi turns away and pushes it back.

Khushi: Hume nahin chahiye. Hum toh bas yunhi dekh rahe the ki kya kya hain' waise bhi hume aadat nahi hain yeh sab khaane ki.

ASR shrugs and continues eating.

Khushi freaks out (in her mind of course)... KYA?! Phir se poochega bhi nahi. Bas khaane lag gaya. Ab kuch kar Khushi nahi toh, teri bhook ke maare jaan nikal jaayegi. Heh devi ma.

ASR of course knows what is going on in Khushi's head.

ASR: Dekho, agar tumhe bhook lagi hain toh khaa lo. Varna phir se behosh ho jaaogi aur mujhe bachana padega. Waise bhi baar baar aisi bhaari bhoj ko utaane ka koi shauck nahi hain mujhe.

Khushi: KYA?! Main bhaari hoon?!?! Aap kehna kya chaa rahe hain? Jaane deejiye... jiske paas koi muscle shuscle nahi hoti hain na, usse toh chiriya bhi bhaari hi lage gi.

ASR has a "oh no she didn't" expression on his face.

Khushi revels in her tiny win and then continues'

Khushi: Waise toh hume nahin khaana hain. Lekin aap itna keh rahe toh' bas try kar lete hain.

ASR shrugs and gives her his plate. Khushi slowly takes one bite. And then, hamari Khushi madam toot par thi hain khaane pe. She eats it all up 😊

ASR is just watching, his jaw dropped, he simply can't believe his eyes.

ASR: ho gaya? (scoffs) hmph. Bhook nahi hain.

Thinks to himself... yeh paet hain iska ya kooua? Kitna khaati hain!

Khushi: Hum Lucknow se hain. Hum khaane ke maamle me sharmaate bilkul nahi hain. Kher chodo, kaho... kya dikhane laaye the aap?

ASR: Haan. Sabuth. Ruko' Yeh lo.

He hands her his phone.

Khushi is thoroughly confused'

Khushi: Iska kya kare ham?

ASR: Number dial karo.

Khushi: lekin yeh toh aapke jiju ka number hain?

ASR looks at her with a "duh" expression'

ASR: tumhara dimaag kitna dheere chalta hain.

Finally Khushi understands.

Khushi begins to dial the number' it rings twice, then 3 times then 4 times, no answer. By the 6th ring, she is ready to hang up' when all of a sudden someone picks up.

Khushi: hello?

She hears a male voice on the other line' a voice that belongs to none other than'.

Shyaam. 😲

Shyaam: Hello kaun?

Khushi: Woh, main Khushi.

Shyaam: Oh accha Khushiji. Aap kahaan se phone kar rahe ho, number pehchaana nahi.

Khushi: Who hum kuch lene bazaar gaye the' bas ghar pahunch hi rahe hain'

Shyaam: Accha tikh hain, hum aapse wahi milte hain. Uh, par aapne phone kaise? Mera matlab hain, kuch waja thi kya?

Khushi (trying to think up a good excuse): nahi, bas poore din aap se baat nahi hui thi toh yaad aa rahi thi. Hum aapse baad mein milte hain.

ASR all the while is glaring at the phone. He's feeling an ajab type ki restlessness. Seeing Khushi so easily talking to Shyaam... it's bothering him.

ASR thoughts: baat toh aise kar rahi hain jaise shaadi ho chuki hain. Par mujhe itna bura kyon lag raha hain? ASR zyaada soch mat. Tumhe bura isliye lag raha hain, kyunki woh teri Di ke husband hain. Aur kuch nahi.

Khushi hangs up.

ASR: Ho gayi tasali?

Khushi: Sir, phone me kisika number ya naam badalna koi mushkil kaam nahi hain. Bacchon ka khel hain. Waise bhi aap haath dhoh kar Shyaam ji ke peeche pare ho. Mujhe yakeen sirf ek baat ka hain. Ki yeh bhi aapka kiya karaaya hain.

ASR: Uff. Yeh ladki. Aise nahi samjhegi.

He takes an envelope out of his pocket and throws it at Khushi.

Khushi: Sir? Yeh?

ASR: Tumhe ab bhi mujh pe yakeen nahi hain na. Yeh lo.

Khushi: Sir, yeh kya hain?

ASR: Tasveere. Shaadi ki. Meri Di or Shyaam Jiju ki.

Khushi gasps. She quickly thinks of Devi Maa, praying and hoping that it isn't true. She slowly opens up the envelope and pulls out the pictures'

She holds them up and can't believe what she sees.

------- hope you enjoyed! Please do leave your comments, love reading them 😊

Edited by strawberry111 - 14 years ago
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u r right!! this one was rlly good ! continue pm-ing me when you update plz:)
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infact it is rlly good! reread twice !
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Great ss! i love the way you've described Arnav's reaction to this whole Shyam-Anjali-Khushi fiasco and i'd love if this is exactly what happens in the show when time comes to reveal Shyam's identity. However I think CVs are planning to make Arnav misunderstand big time on Khushi's intentions and this is what all of us are dreading the most because Arnav is already developing a different opinion on Khushi and he's realising she's really innocent and honest. Love the ss and can't wait to know what happens next! Bas Arnav khushi ko ghalat na samajhle?! 😲😭 But why is Khusi behaving so stupid and not believing ASR on such a sensitive issue?? 😡 And Khushi dreaming about a life with that creep scares me 😲 Please post the next part soon 😛😃
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Originally posted by: strawberry111

Thank you all!! So glad you like it :) here is Part 2 - Enjoy!


Part 2:

Khushi leaves her home to go meet ASR. Bechari, in her rush and anxiety, she even forgot to eat dinner'

As she is leaving, Shyaam is just turning into the gali. He sees her and wonders...

Khushi ji? Itni raat ko kahan jaa rahi hain?

He follows her' but isn't able to keep up (limping and all) and soon she disappears' As he walks back to Bua jis house, he notices ASR's car leaving' He gets scared, but brushes it off'

Khushi: Kahan reh gaya who Lad Governor? Mujhe toh 8 baje kahan tha yahan aane ke liye aur khud ka pata hi nahi hain.

Just then the unmistakable white car rolls up next to Khushi.

ASR: Jaldi ghusso. Time kam hain.

Khushi (starting to get annoyed): toh aap ne hi derr kardi. Hum toh yahi the.

Khushi gets in and closes the door behind her. All of a sudden, she has a dj vu feeling' she knows she has been in this car before. And she knows exactly when.

Flashes of that day come back to her' the tooti building, the rain, the thunder, ASR ka gussa, her bleeding'

She looks over, and makes eye contact with ASR. She knows they are both thinking of the same day.

ASR (finally breaks the silence): Uh, kisi ne tumhe dekha toh nahi yaha aate ve?

Khushi: Sir, hum aapki galat phemi door karne jaa rahe ya kisi bank ko lootne? Baat toh aise kar rahe ho jaise Devi Maiyya ke hi mandir se prasaad churane jaa rahe hain.

ASR: tum seedha jawaab de sakti ho kya? Ya who bhi sikhaana padega?

Khushi: Nahi. Kisine nahi dekha.

ASR: Good.

And he revs up the car, unleashing all his gussa on his driving! Our poor Khushi is holding on for dear life, as she prays to Devi Maiyya.

Khushi's thoughts/ prayers: Devi maata, please... hume iss akhru ka chehra dekh ke nahi marna hain. Aisi mauth ke baad toh aap ke paas bhi shaanti nahi milegi. Iss se toh accha aap hume poori zindagi bina cheeni ki, pheeki, aadhi kacchi jalebi khila do. Please, please, please, Hume kisi tarah ghar sahi salaamat pahuncha de na.

ASR: din me kitni baar Bhagwan ke saamne haath jodhti ho. Aur phir bhi akal nahi di usne tumko? Agli baar, zaroor maang le na.

Khushi: Sir, agar aap hume taane maar ke liye bulaaye ho. Toh gaadi rokiye aur hume utaar deejiye. hum wapas ghar jaa rahe hain.

ASR: Chup. Zaroorat se zyaada bol ne ki ijaazat nahi di hain.

Khushi shuts up, but keeps on mumbling to herself, bashing our Lad Governor.



Finally, they get to a restaurant. Khushi lets out a sigh of relief and thanks devi ma 100000 times =]

ASR goes to order' he turns to Khushi.

ASR: Tum coffee peeogi?

Khushi: Nahi, hum karwe nahi hain, aapki tarah. Hum chai peete hain.

ASR (ignores her jab and exasperatedly asks): accha toh chai chahiye?

Khushi: Jaane deejiye. Aapke paison se khareedivi koi bhi cheez humare gale se hi nahi uttarahegi. Hume kuch nahi chahiye.

ASR: Okay. Suit yourself.

He turns to order'

Mujhe ek black coffee, without sugar ---

----Khushi scoffs and thinks, of course. Tabhi toh, bina cheeni ki coffee pi pi ke saari mithaas hi chali gayi iski baaton se ----

---Black coffee, two sandwiches, ek fruit salad, pasta, aur thodi si chocolate ice cream.

Khushi's mouth drops open. Itna khaana?! Poore restaurant ko khilaega kya?

ASR: Aise kya dekh rahi ho? Apne paise se le raha hoon. Waise bhi, bahut bhook lagi hain' subah se kuch khaaya nahi hain maine.

He turns and starts to walk towards an empty table. Of course, hamare ASR toh Raajdhani express se bhi fast chalte hain' So our poor Khushi is left running to catch up. She finally comes and sits down across from him, only to see ki hamare sahibji hasn't even noticed her. He is too busy chowing down.

Khushi's stomach growls. She finally remembers how hungry she is, and longingly looks at the food. ASR continues ignoring her, and she begins fuming even more as she mentally curses him'Dekho toh kaise thuus thuus ke khaa raha hain. Poocha tak bhi nahin. Aur yahaan' yahaan hamare paet mein chuhe, billi, kutte sab kood rahe hain. Nahi Khushi. usse teri yeh haalat nahi dekhne de. Nahi toh aur sataayega.

Just then, unfortunately, our Khushi dear (whose timing is always off😃) hears her stomach growl. ASR hears it too. He looks up at her.

There eyes meet, and he is knocked out of his senses for a while as he just stares' kyunki of course, Khushi looks even more attractive when she is bhooki 😆His trance finally breaks, and he sees how hungry the poor thing is'

Looking down, he slowly pushes his food towards her'

Khushi turns away and pushes it back.

Khushi: Hume nahin chahiye. Hum toh bas yunhi dekh rahe the ki kya kya hain' waise bhi hume aadat nahi hain yeh sab khaane ki.

ASR shrugs and continues eating.

Khushi freaks out (in her mind of course)... KYA?! Phir se poochega bhi nahi. Bas khaane lag gaya. Ab kuch kar Khushi nahi toh, teri bhook ke maare jaan nikal jaayegi. Heh devi ma.

ASR of course knows what is going on in Khushi's head.

ASR: Dekho, agar tumhe bhook lagi hain toh khaa lo. Varna phir se behosh ho jaaogi aur mujhe bachana padega. Waise bhi baar baar aisi bhaari bhoj ko utaane ka koi shauck nahi hain mujhe.

Khushi: KYA?! Main bhaari hoon?!?! Aap kehna kya chaa rahe hain? Jaane deejiye... jiske paas koi muscle shuscle nahi hoti hain na, usse toh chiriya bhi bhaari hi lage gi.

ASR has a "oh no she didn't" expression on his face.

Khushi revels in her tiny win and then continues'

Khushi: Waise toh hume nahin khaana hain. Lekin aap itna keh rahe toh' bas try kar lete hain.

ASR shrugs and gives her his plate. Khushi slowly takes one bite. And then, hamari Khushi madam toot par thi hain khaane pe. She eats it all up 😊

ASR is just watching, his jaw dropped, he simply can't believe his eyes.

ASR: ho gaya? (scoffs) hmph. Bhook nahi hain.

Thinks to himself... yeh paet hain iska ya kooua? Kitna khaati hain!

Khushi: Hum Lucknow se hain. Hum khaane ke maamle me sharmaate bilkul nahi hain. Kher chodo, kaho... kya dikhane laaye the aap?

ASR: Haan. Sabuth. Ruko' Yeh lo.

He hands her his phone.

Khushi is thoroughly confused'

Khushi: Iska kya kare ham?

ASR: Number dial karo.

Khushi: lekin yeh toh aapke jiju ka number hain?

ASR looks at her with a "duh" expression'

ASR: tumhara dimaag kitna dheere chalta hain.

Finally Khushi understands.

Khushi begins to dial the number' it rings twice, then 3 times then 4 times, no answer. By the 6th ring, she is ready to hang up' when all of a sudden someone picks up.

Khushi: hello?

She hears a male voice on the other line' a voice that belongs to none other than'.

Shyaam. 😲

Shyaam: Hello kaun?

Khushi: Woh, main Khushi.

Shyaam: Oh accha Khushiji. Aap kahaan se phone kar rahe ho, number pehchaana nahi.

Khushi: Who hum kuch lene bazaar gaye the' bas ghar pahunch hi rahe hain'

Shyaam: Accha tikh hain, hum aapse wahi milte hain. Uh, par aapne phone kaise? Mera matlab hain, kuch waja thi kya?

Khushi (trying to think up a good excuse): nahi, bas poore din aap se baat nahi hui thi toh yaad aa rahi thi. Hum aapse baad mein milte hain.

ASR all the while is glaring at the phone. He's feeling an ajab type ki restlessness. Seeing Khushi so easily talking to Shyaam... it's bothering him.

ASR thoughts: baat toh aise kar rahi hain jaise shaadi ho chuki hain. Par mujhe itna bura kyon lag raha hain? ASR zyaada soch mat. Tumhe bura isliye lag raha hain, kyunki woh teri Di ke husband hain. Aur kuch nahi.

Khushi hangs up.

ASR: Ho gayi tasali?

Khushi: Sir, phone me kisika number ya naam badalna koi mushkil kaam nahi hain. Bacchon ka khel hain. Waise bhi aap haath dhoh kar Shyaam ji ke peeche pare ho. Mujhe yakeen sirf ek baat ka hain. Ki yeh bhi aapka kiya karaaya hain.

ASR: Uff. Yeh ladki. Aise nahi samjhegi.

He takes an envelope out of his pocket and throws it at Khushi.

Khushi: Sir? Yeh?

ASR: Tumhe ab bhi mujh pe yakeen nahi hain na. Yeh lo.

Khushi: Sir, yeh kya hain?

ASR: Tasveere. Shaadi ki. Meri Di or Shyaam Jiju ki.

Khushi gasps. She quickly thinks of Devi Maa, praying and hoping that it isn't true. She slowly opens up the envelope and pulls out the pictures'

She holds them up and can't believe what she sees.

------- hope you enjoyed! Please do leave your comments, love reading them 😊

NICEEE PART...WHEN WILL U GIVE THE 3RD PART?
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Very nice!!
It's actually very funny!!😆😆😆
Just want ASR to kich Shyam's ass!!!

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