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Anjali and Kalindi duke it out at the engagement announcement.
Anjali: If only your daughter had not drawn moustache and beard on my photos in the collage!
Kalindi: If you only your son didn't actually grow that beard and moustache tickling my innocent daughter
Anjali: If only your daughter had not worn those blingy salwars
Kalindi: If only your son had put padlocks on all storerooms
Anjali: If only your daughter had not been so short, she needed footstool to talk to my soon
Kalindi: If only you had selected some one better looking than Ms. Tania Long ChickenLegs, my daughter would have been spared
Anjali: If only your daughter had covered her backless blue blouse
Kalindi: If only your son wasn't so horny all the time
Anjali: If only your daughter had not smelled my son's smelly socks
Kalindi: If only your son's pheromones were not on those socks
Anjali: If only you lent me your hairstylist
Kalindi: If only you had simply asked instead of this drama
Anjali: Aww
Kalindi: Aww
Meanwhile, Hot daddy and Avdut are duking it out in another room.
Hot Daddy: If only you had approved the plot
Avdut: If only you had inserted suppositories in time
Hot Daddy: If only you had managed my properties well
Avdut: If only you had added more fiber to your diet
Hot Daddy: If only I had a hot wife like yours
Avdut: If only your wife had also used the suppositories
Hot Daddy: If only I could be less constipated
Avdutl: If only I could send you to my suppository specialist
Hot Daddy: If only I had hair like you
Avdut: If only I looked as hot as you
Hot Daddy: Aww
Avdut: Aww
In yet another room, Asthma and Schlock are duking it out in their own way.
Asthma: If only you wouldn't hurt me so much
Schlock: If only I could control myself around you
Asthma: If only we could enjoy it all in private
Schlock: If only you could agree, we can book a room in a hotel asap
Asthma: If only I could capture this feeling forever
Schlock: If only we could recreate this feeling every night
Asthma: If only you'd go gentle and all night
Schlock: I will, I promise, Aaah!
Asthma: yes, yes, yes, more please!
Schlock: Aah!
Asthma: Double Aah!
Fan Fictions
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
