| Assjackery has a breakdown...no...breaks down Epsiode #1 |

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Hero's entry.



Eye candy - Check. Doesn't get better than a wet Sobti, peeps.


Heart of gold - Check. He saves a freakin' puppy. Doesn't get more literal than that. You non-schoolers too would have caught on.

(Posters being sent for print: Wanted- hot man with adorable puppy.)


Dark dark soul - Semi check. Advay has no place for lub in his life... Awkward. Love, we mean. But how dark his soul is on a scale of Sun to Satan, we shall see. And Assjackery promises to measure & inform in candelas.


Dark dark past - That was brutal. What's up with that? Stabbed. Burnt alive. No sugarcoating here.


Heroine's entry:


Desi girl - Check. Shivani Shirali has burnt that into viewers' retinas. You cannot doubt this stuff.


Sad sad past - GUL, I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. DON'T SCREW IT UP. (Hyppo B said & I quote: 'Now that was scary. Not the CGI ribbon snakes')


Etcetera:


The Antagonist - Well, weird BGM aside, she hasn't unveiled her evilness yet.


And her sidekicks - Sisters wale behnas. (there are other types of behnas too, according to some in the fandom) Well, that was kind of funny, okay? They were funny.


Baba - Alzheimer's?


The real battle: CGI vs SuperBahubali (Pfft, you didn't think it's Advay vs Chandni, did you? There's time for that still.)


AJ answers Really Tough Questions:


Why was the rope lax when Advay was pulling on it?

Have you watched BB closely? Rope is lax when Prabhas is pulling on it. They were just staying true to source material.


Why not Physics?

A) Advay is not a Physics professor.

B) In the time of Baahubali, what is Physics yo? Forget it (We already have. It's been too long anyway)


Why CGI ribbon snakes?

A) It's the in-thing. Have you seen Aarambh's promos?

B) SP is trolling Colors.


Inside information: AJ spills the beans


1. Harneet Sin was drinking Red Bull while writing the episode. That's why the 1st episode felt like it had 10 episodes' worth story line.

(Product placement went wrong.)


2. Editor was editing Advay's scenes late in the night. His head hit the keyboard & snip went bits of the 1st scene.


The Team:


BARUN SOBTI IS BACK. BACK! AJ DID HAVE A BREAKDOWN, Y'ALL. WE DID. HOW COULD WE NOT! HE WAS SO AWESOME. But need more of him, man.


Ritu Shivpuri - Solid. Gold. As real as the khazana in the mandir...er...ykwim?


Baba, Mausis, etc. - All very strong. Baba was especially good.


Now, on to the person, the light of whose talent was so bright, it blinded everyone with its truth: Shivani Tomar. What a surprise package! What a talent! She nailed it, alright. Was skeptical about this one but she was brilliant. And so naturally at that. Gul maybe on to something with this one. LoL. Oh yeah...


That brings us to Gul. Gul, bet she's sitting in her house cackling away as her choices fall into place. Here's hoping you get to cackle more. :'D


Not rating the episode. Madorwhat?


King Kong is in the house yo. Baaki sab, pack up!

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archana.mh17 thumbnail
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Hi
Ab aur kya bolun? Said everything already. 😆
But seriously, what's with SP & the BB connection, I wonder. It's pretty strong.

Hyppo A was feeling pretty useless during the previous post. Took Sobti's comeback to inspire her to feel less useless tonight.
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Hyppo A - you did us proud 👏

The smexy Sasuma seems to have a few aces up her sleeve. But she still needs Chandu to culminate her evil plans.

Also, gold plated khandaan? Maybe if they could sell some of their jewelry, they won't need the khazana after all. They'll be more easy on the eyes too. 😆


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Took so much time to unres because of that pic - what a pic, true example of less (not lace) is more, if you need to post screenshots, post one like that, not a hundred


@Hero's entry: Seeti maaro-ing through the editing glitches, I have eyes, and a heart, and hormones, what editing, look at my hero and just look at him, baki saab meant nothing


CGI vs SuperBahubali - this one is not going away anytime soon 😆😆


@why ribbon snakes: They want B to watch the show, eh, that's why. No real snakes, please. I'll take funny CGI


In a nutshell, AJ was entertained, waiting for more tomorrow


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Posted: 8 years ago
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Lol was waiting for this,god I was scared seeing snakes.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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laughed out really really hard reading answers to tough question...
SP trolling colors😆😆😆...rofl

Best was AJ spilling the bean

Harneet was drinking red bull 🤣 and editor was sleepy

Edited by deeps_92 - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Yay my fav ppl 🤗
Sorry i am not reading anything after that first pic 😳
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Posted: 8 years ago
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U nailed it as always ⭐️
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Like first let me just drool over the pic like... what even... that man... that man was on my TV screen giving me big time dhak dhaks and Poojali Di syndrome!!

and then give me a moment to LAUGH at
Advay having no place for "Lub"... and sister wale behnas! 🤣 I lubbed it 👏

AJs need to keep coming! I wont be able to do till I read AJs post trust me😆

I hope SP manages to troll color with all its Bahubali Shakti... err power I mean 😳

P.s Shivani Tomar 👏
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Posted: 8 years ago
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we got snakes we got khazana , we got pain past of leads and a laxmi gotwa back nothing left

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