Since all the media portals only want to ask same questions repeatedly about IPK, we, the AJs are volunteering to answer the other more important questions that everyone really wants to know
If any one has more pertinent questions that you want us to answer, please feel free to ask us. Reply not guaranteed. (:
We will keep it short. Here we go...
Why does smexy MIL have god awful long lace sleeves?
Because in Shivani's design class they taught her lace is more
What's the raaz behind balloon sleeves?
Those sleeves have built-in emergency parachute
Why did Advay drape Chandu with his coat?
Because evil Advay wants her to carry it on her petite shoulders
Why is Advay taking Chandni's picture?
Because lighting is perfect and the kameena knows all the right kamera angles
What's the social consciousness lesson we can learn from the promo?
There's element-abuse in the promos, overuse of fire reduces natural resources *AJ feels intellectual and important, and relevant, always relevant*
Edited to add:
Why is advay walking on parched land ???
Because he wanted to have some Dry Dreams
...continued on the AssJackery blog (link in my siggy)