OBros VS OBahus - By Ansh Singh Oberoi (Chappy 2 on Pg10) - Page 6

Originally posted by: hurrom

nice...awesome...continue soon... and pm me if possible...

Originally posted by: itsgops3010

OMG.. Ansh is so naughty but loving him coz I love naughty ones😳

Originally posted by: MysticRiver

Awesome..

Originally posted by: sosweetsumi

OMG why am i feeling shivaay had asked for baby number 2

hehe i totally love my little ansh

loved the whole episode

please do continue

bye sumi

Hi all!! Ansh The Junior Oberoi is back!! Missed everyone here. Meri ek problem zaroor hai jo I will tell you today. Main dikhta Papa ki tarah hoon, par meri memory bilkul Mummy par gayi hai. Mere pet parrot Chantomai ki tarah it never helps me when in problem. What should be remembered is what I never remember, and what shouldn't be remembered, woh to 'Daant mein manjan aankh mein anjan nitkar nitkar nitkar' jaise yaad hota hai. I completely forgot that I was to tell you about the jack-ass cricket match.

To chalo let's begin the game! Waise do tell me how you like it. (Flicking my hair...)

CHAPTER ONE : THE CRICKET MATCH - PAPA VS MUMMY (PART 2)

THE NEXT DAY

Everyone was in the lawn by 9 a.m. sharp, neither a minute ago nor one later! Well, who could dare to disobey Bade Dadaji, the Tej Singh Oberoi? Now, how he managed to wake up before 6 and get a cuddling Mummy-Papa out of bed remains a mystery forever, so don't ask me later (laughs)!

Ok, coming back, so yes, all of us were in the lawn except Sabse Badi Dadi Ma. She was not keeping quite well and decided to step back. Both the teams were ready to pounce on each other. Now, you must be thinking it to be a MUNDA VS KUDI i.e. BOYS VS GIRLS match, but N-O No. The teams were made uncannily. One team had Papa as the captain with Bhaisaab Please...err... sorry, Dadaji as the VICE Captain (Don't tell him that I teased him with this else you won't be getting a third chapter as your writer will be sent to an exile to Mummy's earlier neighbour, Pammi aunty's place forever! Damn, I swear on Chantomai, if you succeed in escaping without your face being covered with maroon lipstick from her whale-sized lips, I will always protect you from Mummy's burnt paneer which sent Papa to the washroom and he did not come out the whole day!)

Ok, so where was I? Oh yes, VICE captain. Have you ever heard of a Vice captain in a cricket match? If yes, then ghar jaake karele ka juice gatak lo who bhi ek saans mein!! Being an Oberoi is the toughest and most exciting thing that can ever happen to me, you know, learning things which never existed. Anyways, so it was ------

TEAM BAAGAD BILLA

Captain Papa, V. Captain Dadaji

Dadi (as always XD), Badi Dadi, The Khanna (yeah, that is what I call him), Mallika Mausi, Gauri Chachi and Saumya Chachi.

VS

TEAM KHIDKITOD BILLI

Captain Mummy, V. Captain Bade Dadaji

Om Chachu, Rudra Chachu, Siddharth Mausaji, Tia Baby Buaji (woh unhi ko sun sun ke aadat ho gayi XD), Dushyant Phuphaji and Chubby Chucks.

Oh yes, Sahil Mama and me were the umpire S! (Now again don't ask me why there were 2 umpires!)

SO LET THE GAME BEGIN!

Surprisingly, Mummy won the toss and she decided to bat. Everybody took their positions. The Khanna was the wicket keeper and Papa decided to field first. As soon as he picked up the ball, there was sudden dust all around. Well everybody was rubbing their eyes but I had sunglasses so nothing escaped my Kanji eyes God! Papa walked up to Mummy and pecking her lips, whispered something and stepped back. These elders are a bit too shameless at times, aren't they? You shouldn't be doing such things with KIDS around (Well, I learnt this from Dadi you know)!

Everything cleared up in a minute or two and the match resumed. Papa threw the ball and TTHHAASSHH! The ball was on The Khanna's nose because Mummy had it and leaped away. Everybody burst out laughing, even The Khanna perhaps he was accustomed to such things happening to him after Mummy accidentally spilt water on him twice or thrice and Papa broke a vase on his elbow. Ok, coming back, so then came to second ball and it was a SIX! Mummy began dancing and Papa, as always, staring at her lovingly. Wait, let me tell you in advance that Papa often forgot that they were in the middle of a game and kept staring at Mummy which...you will get to know soon! Now it was TEAM KB = 6 for 0.2 overs. The next two overs ended with a few broken rear-view mirrors, sweating players, the score being TEAM KB = 21 for 3 overs and of course, a GONE-MAD me!

It was decided for a five-minute short break. The Dadas and Dadis went to their rooms to freshen up and the Lads and Ladies too disappeared for a while except Papa and Mummy.

"So Mr Husband, kya kaha tha aap ne? Main pehle 5 overs mein 15 ke upar jaa hi nahi paaoongi? Dekh lijiye apni inn kanji aankhon se!

"Dekhne ki zaroorat tumhe hai. Haarna to tumhe hi hai, isliye ready ho jaao mujhe mera gift dene ke liye!

Mummy blushed furiously. Damn these elders!

"Waise, tumhe yaad hai na ki tumhe dena kya hai, ya phir main -

"Jaiye!!

"Nahi main tumhe yaad to dila doon -

"Shivaay GO!

"Achcha theek hai!

Placing a soft peck on her cheeks, he went back. I tell you, when you find your parents doing such things in front of you, it is REALLY EMBARRASSING!

The break was over and everybody was back.

It was Om Chachu's turn and Gauri Chachi was to bat after Papa had winked and blown a flying kiss at Mummy and she had lost her focus in the previous over. Chachi proved that she was indeed the Dabangg Chiraiyaa from Bareilly. The fourth over welcomed three boundaries and a six. She smirked at Chachu who was left open-mouthed, unable to fathom the true meaning of GAURI KUMARI SARMA PHHRAAM (FROM) BAIRELLY! The score was TEAM KB = 39 for 4 overs.

It was the last over. Tension filled the air, and everyone in Mummy's team geared up for the last chance to put in the best that they could. It was Dadi Vs Bade Dadaji and believe me, it was a HILARIOUS OVER! Dadi just couldn't run and Bade Dadaji was an expert player. She fell twice and Bade Dadaji scored 32 runs in all! Team KB screamed with joy. The first innings ended with the score being TEAM KB = 71 for 5 overs, and with a tensed-not- tensed TEAM BB to score a rocking 72.

The clock struck 3 and everyone sat for lunch. It was so much fun to have lunch in the open air watching the green leaves of the trees dancing to the tunes of the cool breeze with a dozen butterflies fluttering by. Papa had cooked mouth-watering cheese pasta with herbs and there was some delicious caramel custard for desert. Believe me, sab ungliyan chaat-te reh gayein! It was so damn delicious! After lunch everyone dozed off under the trees except Papa, Mummy in his arms and haaye, the unlucky me! I was again up, only to listen to their LOVE TALK (luckily they were not aware of it)!

"Waise kaafi achcha khela tumne! Maine aisa performance expect hi nahi kiya tha!

"Aap mere bare mein abhi bhi bahut kuch nahi jaante. Bachpan mein main apne school ki mukhiya thi.

"Mukh-what? Whatever, par MAIN tumne nahi jaanta to kaun jaanta hain?

"Aap phir se Tadi maar rahe hain.

"Maine tadi kahan maari? Main to bas tumhe bataane ki koshish kar raha hoon ke tumhe koi bhi kaise bhi jaane, par main tumhe sabse zyaada khoobsurti se jaanta hoon.

"Aap bhi na Shivaay, kahin bhi shuru ho jaate hain bas. (I WISH I COULD SAY THIS!!!)

And there were inappropriately weird sounds (YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM ACCORDING TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD XD)! I MENTALLY FACEPALMED.

Oh Good Lord Guys! I absolutely forgot that all of us have to go to an award function at Papa's office! So then, BYEEE for now! Will write as soon as possible! And yes, please so let me know how you like it and shhh!!! Nobody in the Oberoi Mansion should get to know of this book else...you know what!!