***AnTaRa FC-VIII ThE SuPeRsTaR*** - Page 75

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"

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Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body
is born in punjab".
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar
behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've
seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong,
Its 1258
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . .. . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in
Punjab!.

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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out,
climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man
asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
open mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner
should be light"
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing
except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This
Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it....

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for
Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

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Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my
grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not
screaming like all d passengers in d car he was
driving..

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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
replied
''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.

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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before
taking it? Guess what...
To avoid side effect!!!
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Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me
bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed
her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar

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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing
me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts
whenever I call someone and says "please recharge
your card"

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A person went into the office kitchen one morning
and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was
wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why
she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an
overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For
best results put on two coats"

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Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or
college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when
the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has
slept........

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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the
Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

Group Performance - Abhijeet and Abhrakanti:

As Abhrakanti got double promotion yesterday by getting A+ from all the judges, he gets the opportunity to perform on the stage today with Abhijeet.. They sing Chaand Taare Tod Laun from Yes Boss.. Abhijeet sang most of the song and Abhrakanti sang 2 stansas... It was good.. Abhrakanti was good but not very good....

Today's Special - Chanda mama:

Today's special is all songs dedicated to chaand... All the contestants are wearing white dress.. Everyone of them are looking so fabolous in the white dress 😳

All about Aishwarya:

Aishwarya with her mom comes to the stage and gives a small speech..
She said:

"I first of all like to thank Gajji for giving the opportunity to come here and all the judges for praising me and giving me A+ yesterday... But as many of the parents did not want me in the contest and felt it would be unfair, "I withdraw my self from the contest"... I wish all my friends all the best for the future...

Alka: She said she wants her to be back in the contest next year
Bappida: He says he wants to give her some tips...

Everyone are so touched by her speech...

Performance By Participants:

Participant Number 1 - Protik



Each one of the participant, Express their feeling for the moon... Protik says he likes to see the moon during full moon time.. His favourite sport is football.. He sings Hain chaand teri kasam.. The lyrics of the song were not heard.. He was very soft with the lyrics and more singing to himself...

Grades and Comments:

Alka: Scale was very low.. Asks him why he choose such a low scale.. He said a high scale would not suite him She gives A

Abhijit: He said wordings samajh mein hi nahin aa raha tha.. He said, "I told you protik ho music ke".. But you were and you are not now..

Gives B+

Bappi: He said today it was much better.. but can sing well.. Gives B+

Participant Number 2 - Shraddha



About chaand she says there should be no daag in the chaand... She remembers her mom lulluby when she sees the chaand...

She sings "Chanda ko dhoondne sabhi taare nikal pade".. Very good.. Very melodious...

Grades and Comments:

Alka: She asks her not to stretch the song as she does everytime while singing.. She gives A+

Abhijit: He said he wanted Shraddha to sing well and he is very happy with her this time Gives A+

Bappi: He sings a song for her:

Aao tumhe chand pe le jaaye
wahaan le jaakar Sapnay dikhaye
Little champ ke liye ghar banaaye Gives A+

She gets a gift hamper as she gets A+ from all the three judges

Participant number 3 - Pawni



She always wanted to know what is there in the moon.. She says all the clusters in moon form a shape and each time they show a shape..

She sings Chand O chanda kisne churaayi meri nindiyaa

Grades and Comments:

Alka: She says she has changed one particular line in the song... And says she can do it and the line is not touch to sing for her... She tells a tongue twister and asks her to tell it again, but she is not able to.. She gives A+

Abhijit: He says Aaj tumne saari kamiyaan poori kardi He gives her A+

Bappi: He said: This is his favourite song of RD and she has sung very well.. He gives A+

She gets a gift hamper as she gets A+ from all the three judges

Participant number 4 - Armaan



About the chaand he says "He feels like eating the chaand" 😛 He has won more awards in painting than in singing... He is crazy about cricket and football...

He sings "Chaand chupa badal mein from Hum dil de chuke sanam".. Good.. There was soul in the song... Sang from the heart... But off sur at many times...

Grades and Comments:

Alka: She says he has a done a good job with a difficult song...
She gives him A

Abhijeet: He says he is giving him more marks for expressing the lyrics in a very good manner... He gives A+

Bappi: He again sings a song for him:
Tum Chaand ho, Chaand ki tarah chamakte raho... He gives A

Participant Number 5 - Diwakar



About chaand he says "Everyone should give respect for chaand".. He has won many awards for accuracy in computer skills"

He sings "Chaand mera dil, chaandini ho tum"... OOH my favourite song.. He sang well...

Grades and Comments:

Alka: Before she commenting, Diwakar asks if there was any mike problem and keeps on asking if the high pitch sur was good or not.. She says everything was good but can improve She gives A

Abhijit: He says "Lautke aana.. Hum tumhe kahiin jaane nahin denge"... He gives A+

Bappi: He sings a song for him:
Tuhi mera chanda
Tuhi mera Taara
Jal ho andhiyaara
Tumse hi jagmein ho ujiyaara... He gives A+