well let me start my first proposal ....Let me think whome I wanna propose today 😛There are so many but first let me start with Monali ...prayas bro dont worry and dont be mad ...Monali is in so much love with u so I am 100% sure she gonna say no to me ...but what if she says yes 😆
So here you go
So with help of my IF buddies I arranged a secret meet with monali and sent prayas for movie "Devar Deewana' with his bhabhi saba panna gill 😛
we decided to meet in Brayant park ...yep brayant park gonna be there in kabhi alvida na kahena ...I went to watch shooting ..there is scene between rani and srk ..anyway back to the topic
I was really excited and scared too ...my heart was jumping and pumping as if it will come out ...I thought of running away from proposal..but remembered my fav singer Eminem's song ...
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
So I will not let it go ...lets capture it I mean opportunity ..😛
Here I am with monali ...she is siting on poor bench 😆
Me: hi Monali I am mans
Monali: oh hi ..I am so happy that I got paid so much for just 1 hour ..so lets discuss whatever u wanna
Me: dont know where to start ...dil me armaan itne ke
Monali: dont worry u keep talking... meanwhile I will finish my brunchner I mean breakfast , lunch ,dinner If I dont take it 3-4 times I feel weak😆
Me:oh monali then u should eat every hour..tum khati raho aur mai tumhe khate huye dekhta rahu ...
Monali: mans dont start shayaris like anu malik ...he iritated me so much and on top of that he promised me song too...now he himself not geting much songs then how he gonna give me break...anyway bolo na kya kahena hai😳
Me:Monali II1 ki polly dekhi , FG ki monali , Sa re ga ma ki himani dekhi aur II2 ki antara but koi nazar nahi aya aapke jaisa
monali:oh mans really ?waise bhi hard to hide me 😳aur bolo na kuch..
Me: tum gati ho to jamana zoomta hai ..tum hasti ho to phool khilte hai ...tum khati ho to khana nahi bachta hai ...
Monali: aise na kaho please 😳wahi to muze sabse pasand hai I mean brunchner ..😳
me: Monali tumhare liye pizza hut khol dunga , tumhare liye burger king bhi le lunga ..chaho tum to mcdonald, vada pav , rashogulla , laddoo sab bana dunga
monali:oh mans u r so cute 😳but mere liye kyon ...😳
Me: (srk style on my knees ) agar tum kkiran ho to mai hi rahul ..gar tum paro to mai hu deva ...garr tum anjali ya tina to bhi mai rahul hu akhir kuch kuch hota hai ...
Monali : but I am monali na 😳
Me: agar tum monali ho to mai Prayas hu IF ka
Monali: oh mans so let me go with prayas na this time ....better luck next time mans ..😳..
Well now let me try someone else ...anybody in line ?😆
/////////06/28/06 1 more attempt:)//////////////////////
Lookz like no one wanna propose here ....guys are too less and gals are too shy .😛..let me think whome I wanna propose next 😆.......how about IF member? there are so many girls so whose first?😛 hmm confusing well then let me try II2 gal and then will try IF girl
So after Monali said no and went to prayas I became sad ..I mean it is too painfull 😆...my heart is all broken and I am singing all kinda bollywood songs from Dost dost na raha to Bewafa tere pyar me ...😡
But you have to move on and keep trying ..u never know ...it might be your day and u might win a lottery I mean winning girl heart is not less than winning lottery .😊.
So here I am proposing one of the talented member of II2 yeah Antara ....sumesh bro just place urself in my place and read this ...or u also wanna go for movie when I propose her?Anyway here u go ..
Antara fan club arranged my meeting with antara in her village ...well pyar ke liye sabkuch so I travlled all the way to her village by plane to bus to bycyle ..now I am infront of her ..she is doing riyaz in red saari..she is singing "Chhann chhann Chhanan chhan chhann chhann
Mann gaye kyon Aaa...
Sann sann hawa sann sann sann
Lahraye kyon"
oh what a voice and the expressions ...God I am gonna die ..😛well but let me atleast tell her what I wanna then will think about dieing ..😆
Me:Excuse me Antara
Antara:yes aap kaun hai?😳
Me: I am mans ..
Antara : oh so u r the mans..I am waiting for u only ..bolo bolo what u wanna discuss😳
Me: hmm u sing so good and your voice is beautiful..
Antara:oh thanks mans and dont forget to vote me on 7575 in next show..😊
Me: sure but I wanna say bahut kuch ..dont know where to start .
aapko dekha to dekhte rah jaata hu
na khata hu na pita hu bas sota hi rahta hu
Antara :oh mans sorry to make u sleepy with my songs ...even farah and sonuji used to sleep in II2😳
Me: no no I mean not ur songs ..how to tell u ..u always in my mind like that song 24/7 I think of you ..
Antara: oh so cute ...I like when someone talks in singing ...I wanna all people to talk with each other in songs only ..😳
me:antara tu hi meri shab hai subha hai tu hi din hai mera 😛
Antara: raat ka nasha abhi aankh se gaya nahi ..chalo lets play antakshari ..so I will know more new songs too na😳
Me: jaanam samja karo jaanm samja karo..😛
Antra: nahi nahi aabhi nahi thoda karo intezaar ..aanu ji denewale muze kaam
Me:dil ki surkh deewaron pe - deewaron pe naam hai tera...
Antara :No no I am busy busy ..dil me aur koi aur bhi hai ...I am sorry sorry sorry..jao na aab tum jao na 😃
Me:Dil na liya ....mera dil ne liya ..tumne accha kaam ye kiya...Jake IF pe kisi na kisiko phirse propose ka maine bhi soch hai liya 😛
so here I am again with No Luck 😆
///////// Proposal part 4 - 06/29/06///////////////////////
After Antara's NO I am really down and low but certainly now out.😛
I mean 'No' is fine but who gonna say that by singing ..now whenever
I am gonna listen any song will remember her 'NO'..she hit where it hurts most.😡.
Next day I got symphaty call from her but I was not in mood to talk so I sang this song Its from Justine Timberlake to Britney :)
You were my sun, you were my earth
but you didnt know all the ways I loved you, no
So you took a chance, made other plans
But I betcha didnt think that they would come crashin down, no
Anyway I just erased Antra's memory and started thinking afresh ...they say sometime u run behind silver but u dont know u might be missing gold or something😆.So who knows may be there is someone ..I should not stop bcoz of one more 'NO' ..kahi to karti hogi wo mera intezaar😛
so kaun hai wo ...thinking about all prospective proposal contestant ...oh she might be from IF.. who knows?Jise dhunda II2 ki gali gali woh IF pe mili ..I know she talks with me on IF ...she fights with me... she hates me too but she might be the one ..who knows ..I think I should ask her ...oh still u dont know about whome I am talking ? arre its our very own Mrs.P Gill I mean Saba .....IF ki Jaan hai Saba Khan lol
So I called Malivika and she is perfect in doing such settings..but saba said she will not meet in cafe or restaurant so we decided to catch some bollywood flick ...oh this time I am gonna propose in theater ..sounds scary ..what if she hits me ?
well no one will hear sound atleast in theatre..so here u go ..
What to write about saba's dress and makeup...I guess she used all kinda stuff available at home...😆
Movie was housefull but saba had few tickets and she game me those tickets in double price ..she says she always does that ...😆So finally we are in theatre watching movie but inside me some other movie is going on how to start?
Me: hey saba I wanna talk
Saba : but I wanna watch movie ..u always do bak bak even on IF😡
Me: Saba its important...its about future
Saba: I like present and past too bcoz panna is there I mean in past😳
Me: good panna is past not present ...I am here... I mean ...in present..watching movie I mean..
Saba: mans shutup let me watch saif .😡he reminds me panna...😳
Me: saba u remind me everything from helan to tuntun to moon moon...😊
Saba: stop ur sadeli shayaris...I know what u wanna say ..mal already told me why u called me here but I am already mrs.p.Gill😳
Me: Chalega I mean u can still keep that name...what is in name ?its fine for me ...if u wanna I will call everyone panna1 ..panna 2
Saba:but I am busy too I mean IF then study..then my friends ...😕
Me: no problem u can be 24/7 on IF...
Saba: I dont know anything in cooking and u always ask saba cook dabba😡
Me: Nah saba will cook for u , panna , for IF buddies ..I was cook in last life😛
Saba:hope not crook in this life...😆but kya re mans wo tera mal bro ka kya?😡
Me:what u mean by mal bro?bcoz of her we met here today
Saba: nah I mean she always looks at me with one close eye ..and she will call me bhabhi too😡
Mans: dont worry saba ...mal is fine ...she will not call u anything
Saba: nah baba nah ..I know her she is always with knife and chappals and she might ask dahej too...Na na na na 😃
Me:dont worry she will not ...even IF no one will know ...we will keep fighting on IF...
Saba:I know IF will not know but I dont believe mal so take a 'NO' from me and tell mal what I said so she will not tease me ...Mans NO NO NO ...I mean Na Na Na Na 😆
So here I lost the battle bcoz of Mal .😛.Like bollywood movies I did saba's kurbani for Mal..Mal bro I can take this pain too ..now I will be out of IF for today 😛 ..saba gonna be mad for sure ....now for few days
no more proposing business for me 😆