Propose II2 contestants /IF members:) - Page 5

Originally posted by: *MrsMallu Date*

lmao ima propose saba?! do i have to?! 😆 i confessed my love in frnt of everyone d othe other day! 😆 oh well i will propose any girl frm dis forum not d boys tho😆 i dun wanna comment on dem! 😆 😃

😆mallu think ova it again 😆

haha wow mans
kya kare monali ne na keh diya 😭 lagta hai prayas use kuch jada hi khush rakhata hai 😆

antara said no too 😆

LMAO

if eijazzzzz proposed me than i will fist fainted 😆

Originally posted by: mans

dont worry huzi ...even I do I am sure all gonna say no so relax😛

😆😆..nahi yaar..meine itne chappals khaa liye hai sab laxmi kaa..now sab bhaag rahai hai yaar..aur mujhe bhi bhaagna par raha hai😆

hi everyone. I know that nobody is going to propose our Ravi uncle. So, i decided to propose Raviji.(Giving some respect to uncleji 😆 )
After reading his message on II signature wall'Kram kiye ja. Phal ki aasha mat rakh. phal uperwale pe chhod chhe'(I don't remember the exact words), I was impressed and decided to propose Raviji. So, I joined the music Guru's school where Raviji gets his traning from.
SCENE- At Guruji's music school. Guruji and I are sitting with a harmonium.Raviji comes in.
Me: " Namste Raviji 😳 "
Ravi: "Ji namste .Maf karna maine aapki pehchana nahi"
Guruji: "Yeh Ina hai, aur yahn sangeet shikhne ayi hai. abhi abhi shikhna shuru kiya hai to tum bhi thoda shikhaya karna"
(Me smiling and Raviji confused)
Guruji: "Chalo to tum dono gana shuru karo"
Me:" (ahem ahem) Bhatke panchi bhool na jana yeh jag tera nahin thikana"
Guruji: (thinking) " thik hai thik hai"
Me: (kya thik hai thik hai. Maine to aapko kaha yeh jag tera nahin thikana. chalo footo yahn se.)
(Now its Ravi's turn to sing)

Ravi: "mere khayalo ki mallika(2), charo taraf teri chhaiya re.."
Guruji: "Achcha hai. sur lag rahe hai. Ab tum gao."

Me: (looking at Raviji and singing) "Tu mere samne, main tere samne, tujh ko dekhu ki pyaar karu,
Yeh kaise ho gaya, tu mera ho gaya , kaise mein aitbaar karu"
Guruji: "Itna bura bhi nahin gati ho, Bahut jald shikh jaogi"
Ravi: " Kuch na kaho, kuch bhi na kaho......"
(Me smiling and 😳 😳 😳 throughtout the song)
Me: " Ab main gati hun"
Me: " Bahon ki darmiyaaaannnnn., do pyaaar mil rahen hai.."
Guruju: " Tumhare bhi sur lag rahe hai. Aur Ravi tumne maine jo gane practice karne diye the woh bahut achchi se prectice kiye the"Me : ( kya?? Guruji ne kahe the woh gane gaye the 😡 ? Huh. main to bematlab hi khush ho rahi thi)
Guruji: " ab tum dono practice karo. Main Apni biwi ke liye sabji lene jaata hun"
Me and Ravi: "Jo aagya Guruji"
Me :( Sabji lene jao guruji, warna apki biwi khana pakake nahi dengi. aur waise bhi mere liye to achcha hi hai)

Now its ne and Raviji alone.😈

Me: "Ji ab pehle ap sunaie"

Ravi: "main?"

Me: "Ha ha aap. Baki batoin me to ladies first hoti hai, magar yahan aap pehle gaiye"

Ravi: " Allah tero naam, ishwar tero naam, sab ko sampati de bhagvan..."

Ravi: " Ab tumhari bari hai. tum bhi koi achcha sa bhajan suna do"

Me: ( isko aur kuch aata hai ya nahin?) "Bhajan? thik hai sunati hun"

Me: "Mere to girdhar gopal, doosro na koi

mere to girdhar (Ravi) gopal, chautha na koi"

Ravi: (intrupting me before I finish my bhajan) "yeh aap kya ga rahin hai. | Is bhajan me choutha na koi nahin aata"

Me: (Abey ullu kuch samajh nahin aata) " oh! maine aisa gaya. Aap j jaise diggaj ke samne gate huwe gitni me thodi garbad ho gai"

Ravi: "ab main gata hun. .. e vatan .e vatan, tujh ko meri kasam, teri r rahon me jaan tak lunta jayenge"

Me: (ek ladki pe jaan luntane ka gaana nahin ga sakte, vatan pe kya lutaoge. huh) " kya baat hai"

Me: (little closer to Raviji😳) " aaiye meharbaan, dekhiye jaanejan, shokh l lijiye ji, ishq ke imtihaaaaan" (waiting for some response) "Aap bhi l koi achcha sa gana sunaiye na😳"

Ravi: (getting nervous and with shaky voice) "Nanha munna rahi hun, l desh ka sipahi hun, bolo mere sand jai hind.. jai hind.."

Me: (moving more coser to Raviji😳 😳) "Hushn ke lakho rang, kaun sa l rang dekhonge, aag hai yeh badan, kaun sa ang dekhonge?"

(before I finish my song, Raviji staeted to run)

Ravi: "hey ram ram.. .ram... bhago bhago...."

Me: (crying and singing) "dil ke armaan ansuo me bah gaye...."

I know its long. so, you might feel bored after reading it.😆 😆 😆. And excuse me for many wrong hindi spellings😉. You are great if you have read upto here and understood my kahani😆 😆

Nice proposal mans. 😆

Welcome back!

Good job mans! 😆 awww u hv a tough luck with girls haan 😆 don't worry keep trying u'll get someone one day 😛 😆

Originally posted by: *MrsMallu Date*

lmao ima propose saba?! do i have to?! 😆 i confessed my love in frnt of everyone d othe other day! 😆 oh well i will propose any girl frm dis forum not d boys tho i dun wanna comment on dem! 😆 😃

no ...mans said sum1 is gona propose 2 me or he thinks some1 will ...i assumed its u 😆...cos rintu ain't here 😆

ohhhhhh innanki ur just 22222222222222222222222 good!
ravi uncel ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😆
very intresting yaar i can't stop laughting 😆
i read all ur post gr8 😆

tumne tho hamare ravi uncel ko baghadeya 😆