Originally posted by: Sir-Please
List of Injuries
Sir has caused me
Thus far:
Back? Blown💁🏽♀️
Knees? Shattered💁🏽♀️
Lips? Swollen💁🏽♀️
Vocal Chords? Ruined💁🏽♀️
Tongue? Dry💁🏽♀️
Throat? Burning💁🏽♀️
Guts? Rearranged💁🏽♀️
Memory? I only know 'Sir'💁🏽♀️
My doctor told me to quit before another grievous injury befalls me !
I told her, 'this thot only answers to 'Sir!'
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[Look at them thicc😋😋juicy🤤🤤shiny✨✨lips👄 [Sir, they're so thicc💦💦 they can double😩😩 as pillows for my🐈]]

[Phaaakk😩😩phaak🤧🤧phak🥵🥵😵😵 He's phaking smouldering😩😩 at me #deceased☠️☠️ Sir, If I had a🍆, it'd be stood🖕🏽straighter than a ruler📏💦]

(Haila🤭🤭🤭 these last two pics🤫🤐🤫You are NOT 🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️prepared for this at all😳🤯 y'all be knowin💀💀' he looks like he's getting his soul👻👻...]

[Vacuumed straight out his🍆🍆 goodness gracious god😱🥴 I was not🙅🏽♀️prePARED!🤩🤧]
