* Yes! Revenge! :D The next COTW.. - Page 6

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we love you ruchi.!
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Originally posted by: Isha789

Here i come..
I need the answers to all the questions.! if they aren't enough i will be back with some more (you know what my more means right? 😆 ) sadly, yes i do kno wat it means...


How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep? he gets someone to do it for him😛
Are there female leprechauns? ya, but they disguise themselves as males...
Do judges and lawyers do jury duty? nope...they just judge and fight😛
Do fish sleep? maybe....u prolly cant tell though😆
Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light? noooo.....wait...yessssss😆
Why do all the days of the week end in "y"? cuz no one knows why they end in "y"
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? yes...itz scary...😆
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? i dont know...im not a sheep😆
If God created everything, and He knows everything ahead of time, why did He create Satan? he has his reasons😉
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? cuz the person who invented the telephone was too tired to double-check his work😛
Do pigs pull ham strings? yep
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters? and wat is tht exactly?😕
Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"? they're kool like tht
Why do people say heads up when you should duck? cuz something is abt to hit ur head...😉
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights? he was too tired to actually luk in the mirror
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? maybe if they were really smalll and sat next to each other😉
Do Nascar Drivers need their license when their racing? they prolly have them checked b4
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks? mhmmm....guess the person who invented clocks didnt thnk of tht😛
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap? ishu...im not gonna answer this😆
Can dogs have dog days? how wud i kno...im not a dog😳
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president? First Man?😆
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday? evry 4 yrs...sad isnt it😉
Do birds pee? obviously...😆
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? 2...cuz they r still 2 people😉
Why is it at a Chinese restaurant an egg roll is called that when there is no egg in it? there isnt? i though there was😕
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk? cuz itz set by fat markings, not milk markings😉
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not? im not in denial?😆
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? no?😆
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for? tht wud be kool i guess😆
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator? i have no clue wat ur talking abt😆
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage? no...itz not my town is it now?😉
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? ya, i guess so😆
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind? nope..
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing? cuz ur still closing the shop😉
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies? crackers is just another word for them
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? we may never know
Have ex-cowboys become deranged? yes
Have ex-drycleaners become depressed? yes
How do you throw away a garbage can? dump it in a larger garbage can😆
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada? i guess USA and Canada means the world ot them😆
Why do old men have hair in their ears? body growth
Why are things typed up but written down? when u type, u luk up at the pc, when u write, u luk down at ur paper😉
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? cuz it just does!
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? they have nothing more to say and accidently added extra pages😆
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? no, u wud be going at the same speed as u were b4...
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? a larger universe😆
What does OK actually mean? it means theek hai😆
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? i dont kno...i didnt make up the name😆
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?idk to both...i may be Dr.Ruchi, but im no genius😆
Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? u cud if u wanted
Why do donuts have holes? they luk pretty tht way
Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? different ppl invented it and they had different ideas
Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning? i guess lightning makes enough sound😆
Do the different "M&M's" colors taste different? no.they're all the same
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? no, itz the next day
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? it is, but the hard place is harder😉
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? they're not, only the downhill guy is
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill? cuz technically, ur still walking down on it😉
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? no one evr thought of the idea😆
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? i dont kno😆
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? cuff one arm and one leg😉
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound? idk....weird ppl invented it
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering? itz still a spirit😉
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? cuz itz all sticky inside
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? well, u dont kno if the water is warm or cold...
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government? i guess so😆
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? ur both😆
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? cuz ur shoulders can be lowered, but since ur chest is attached completely, u cant rly lower ur chest😕
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place? we spread out all over the place soon enough😆
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward? cuz...well.....idk....ppl r like tht😆
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself? ya, i guess u r
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

itz near the bottom of ur body
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? dont kno.....liquid is kool like tt😆
Why do British people never sound British when they sing? they sing horribly bad
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? u kinda just answered the question😆
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels? heyyy...i answered this already😆
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? maybe
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? cuz itz so long😆
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? no clue....no-smellable😆
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? they're really tiny
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? he wants to show off his leaping skills😛
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? well, wat abt the plugs and the remote?😉
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? 2x 0😆
How did the headless horseman know where he was going? he got someone to tell him😆
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? it takes u up too😉
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? americans just wanted to be different frm the british
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? cuz little debbie is awesum😛
Do cows drink milk? no, they just give it
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? no, cuz his name is prolly Nicholas, and he shortened it to Nick
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? i answered this too
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? us humans😆
What is a male ladybug called? manbug😆
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? cuz they're semi- big
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? answered it
If you wore a Teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? nope..unless it came w/out a gurantee😆
How fast do hotcakes sell? faster than u can say hot
If you mated a bull dog and a ######, would it be called a bullshit? watch ur language ishu😆
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? ppl invented it like tt
Does the President have to pay taxes? no, he just enjoys taking our money
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? they do?😕
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? he got someone else to do his hair for him
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? nope...they call another ambulance...or just take tht person along
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? i've neva even heard of it, so i wudnt know😆
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? ppl do care, they just dont realize it
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? drugstores' owners have no brains
Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag? ya, i guess...
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E. they forgot abt it
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? the freezer doesnt need light...
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ? doctors scare me anyway😆
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? maybe....😕
What do you call a female daddy long legs? huh?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? maybe they lie to us abt it being stale bread
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? they have a tendency to make weird faces at very little thing😆
If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up? no, cuz the cars in the car accident r prolly gonna be crashed and destroyed...
In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast? toast is the same....anywhere u ask for it😛
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? ur still driving through it...
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? water neva goes outta date
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ? ya, the thing tht he fell on
Why are SOFTballs hard? cuz other balls are harder
Do vampires get AIDS? well, no....they're not human r they?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? maybe a non-decent human cud eat it
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps? maybe they do...scientists wud kno😉
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring? the juice still has real lemons though...it all depends
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery? yes, cuz ur still stealing something frm the bank.... rit?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing? yep...
Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air? well, wat is thick air exactly?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? rain is smaller and harder to see
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? cuz the 1st hand has no name
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? cuz everybody's in a rush
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? a veryyyyyyy smart person
What do people in China call their good plates? hometown plates😆
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? no...just lock him up
If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? maybe....
Does a postman deliver his own mail? nope, another postman does it for him
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? just the movie
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? he neva though of doing tht
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken? how wud u know?😉
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car? ppl in the old days felt like doing the opposite of wat something was called...
Does peanut butter really have butter in it? i dont kno...go luk in the ingredients section...😆
Do mimes watch silent movies? they can still hear thoguh, cant they😕
Is the fear of flying groundless? yep
Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living? cuz ur living in the daylight
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? itz called bad manners to do so
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway? ishu...dont ask me these kind of questions😆
If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?they dont see them anywhere...
Why are boxing rings square? there's no other shape for them to be called
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it? the inventor wanted to name it something unusual
Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it? itz a plant rit?😉
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? they're too busy bragging abt themselves
What was the best thing before sliced bread? regular bread😆
Why do birds have white poop? i dont kno....and nor do i wanna kno
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot? no, they're just good-looking
Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down? answered
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. ya, but itz facing outward rit?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? well, depends on wat kind of love it is..😉 thtz only said for true love
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? blood?😕
Do sore thumbs really stick out? idk...i neva had one
Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house? cuz ur in heaven at the time
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? we're cool like tht😳
What's the opposite of opposite?normal😆
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? so tht one day someone can be perfect...
Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails? i have no clue wat u just said
Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack" ya...
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? u succeeded in faling...😆
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! goofy's taller😆
Why is the blackboard green? the color dried off
Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple? they had no other name for it😕
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?the rolls r bigger?😕
What do you call male ballerinas? ballerinos
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? cuz it gets it bleached?😆
If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first? nope...ur hands
Why are pennies bigger than dimes? cuz they actually cost more, ppl just havent figured tht out yet😉
Did they have antiques in the olden days? yep...it was older than tht
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? who cares??? in the end, they r black-white
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? u have to wait for the taste
Is a sleeping bag a nap sack? i guess so😆
What came first, the fruit or the color orange? im guessing the fruit
Where does the white go when the snow melts? it turns into water so itz not white anymore
Can blind people see their dreams? ya, cuz itz in their head
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? there might be😉
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows? cuz u have to click on more buttons after tht😉
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? cuz adults wudnt eat them
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? he shaved
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? car inventors thnk no one will be dumb enough to drive tht fast anyway
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? cuz they just do
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? language ishu language😆
If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist? if so, then yess we are masochist😆
why is it called lipstick when it always comes off? it sticks on for a while though rit?
If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?" yep...tht wud make sense
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not? no, i can tell the difference
Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER? maybe ur broke😆
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage? we're dumb enough not to though of tht b4
why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings? i dont kno😆
What happens if someone loses a lost and found box? nothing...they buy a new one😆
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? neva heard it b4
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? uhh....idk wat u just said
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? nowhere...
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? testical?😆
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? idk..they felt like it?😛
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?they dont want anyone to steal their pens😆
What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object? nothing wud happen
What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy? a wise guy tries to act all wise when he's really not
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? it cud be possible...then again, i've neva been to a chinese wedding😳
how can you chop down a tree and then chop it up? u can chop it down and chop it up into little pieces
How can you hear yourself think? u dont...u can just tell
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? not babies😆
Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man? nope...
Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot? both r the same thing
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing? idk....humans*cough* r*cough* liek tht *cough*
If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas? the holidays were there b4 america was found
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? yep...
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? answered
if you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade? idk...i neva tried
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth? answered😆
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? no...not all things in this world r self-explanatory😆
If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light? answered...i thnk😕😆
why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car? u can get in a bus and train too
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy? cuz girls r awesum...😆
How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on? it was improving frm itz older version
Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse? i guess
Why did they name that underwear company fruit of the loom? i dk..and dont wanna kno😆
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open? idk...they're dumb enough not to understand...
why do the ABC song, ####### ####### Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune? one person came up with it
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? nope
How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney? he magically appears
If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to? his/her boss
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? home?😆
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? wow, this is awesum?😆
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken? HUMAN!
why are turds pinched off at the end? idk...
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be under whelmed, but can you just be whelmed? ya, but it wudnt mean anything😆
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? cuz they're not as popular as her
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? idk...neva saw him liek tht so i wudnt kno
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented? yep
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing? they just r
What would you use to dilute water? more water😕
What should one call a male ladybird? manbird😆
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with? idk...wateva the boss feels like doing, he can do
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you? USA?😆
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass? language ishu language😆
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? depends on if she was drinking it or not
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? drawing on cave walls
Aren't all generalizations false? ya,
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? maybe
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? nope
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!? maybe
Can you be a closet claustrophobic? answered
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? answered
If so, how could you treat them? answered
Did Adam and Eve have navels? answered...i thnk😆
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip? where wud they go?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! ya
Do fish get cramps after eating? nope
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ask an adult😉
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? maybe
Do one legged ducks swim in circles? yes
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? ya
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? WHAT?!?! ya i guess😆
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? no
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? not rly
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? but they're not like😉
How can someone "draw a blank"? u can draw a blank face...draw has many meanings u noe
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? idk...neva heard tht one b4
How can there be "self help GROUPS"? ppl tht get together for some unknown reason and help themselves😉
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? maybe he wasnt wearing a gun-proof vest
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? instinctive behavior
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you know when yogurt goes bad? it tastes bad...and idk
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? u dont...itz invisible!
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty? fill ur shelves?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? walk...
How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness? not possible
How is it possible to have a civil war? go ask the president
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? ya
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? yep...itz still a bomb
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? sureee....why not?
If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care? answered
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? both
If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler? if he feels like it😆
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? u neva said the ppl in the world r a stage😉
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? ppl neva thought of calling it tht
If God dropped acid, would he see people? idk...mayb
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on? all the ppl in the world
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? alot deeper
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? they lie
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? no matter where u move, they'll happen 5 miles away
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? nope
If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk? ur weird
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause? ya
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? the wud both fall
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? how do i noe he's a chonic liar
If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits? ewww...ishu, me not answering🤢
If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? answered
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? he cant swear...he's mute
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? answered
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? idk....they neva thought of the idea or they dont want the money
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? answered
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ok...sure
If inert is to be stationary, what is ert? station
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? answered
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? answered
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? tables?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ppl buy it
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? maybe the pan is sticky
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? answered:no
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? idk....maybe cuz holland has another name too
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? ya
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Einstein?😆
If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum? cuz u have to wash the soap b4 u use it
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? yesss
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? idk...milk?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation? yes If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube? itz too sticky to stick
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? #1 is even more popular
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent? yes
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery? yep
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first? they shud
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? they didnt thnk of the idea
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? the english language is odd
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? non-humans
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? yep
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently? maybe
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? ishu...😆
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry? depends on how much of tht anti-pasta u ate
If you bear a child, why do you have a cow? the pain
If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up? i guess
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? cuz ppl made them like tht...

yesssssssss.....i AM DONE!!!!

too...................much....................THINKING!!!!

-Ruchika

aww🤗🤗🤗

I'll be nice to you now, since u can roast me too, *Cough Cough* 😆 😳

congoooooooooooooooooooooooooo sis 👏 ..sry i m latee 😭 😭 ..busy with schooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll..but anywayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...u deserve itt sisss...will be back..till then..list all ur friendz on if...and describe them in 5 words 😳 😳 😳

enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 😆

Im gonna get you! 😆 finish Ishu's AND Kru's questions! 😛

Originally posted by: luv_eijaz_anita

congrats Ruchika!!

thnx😳

-Ruchika