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Welcome one and all.
Today we are goanna air the first episode of how to make your audience hate you in 6 months or less.
This is a reality show experiment by the name Humsafars going on in sony.
CV1: So we have a challenge team...we have to develop a story and make everyone fall in love with it in record time and then make them hate it with double intensity withing 6 months.
TeamMember1: Making them love it is easy sir. We will start the story promising a soul-ful romance between two broken souls who will heal each other.
TM2: And we will show a sexy businessman who can achieve anything he wants. We will make everyone hoot and root for him.
TM3: The fl will be strong and valued yet she will go weak for the ml... and everyone will melt when they come in contact. They will know each other inside out and be there for each other in problems.
CV2: That all sounds very good...too good infact...how do you ruin such a good thing. Seems impossible.
TM1: Sir dont worry...there is no good story that a love triangle cant butcher. We will introduce a third angle in the form a white washed saint who will make the ml look like a villain.
TM2: And we will bring a pregnancy track making the hero look more like a villain immortalising 2 rs mohabbat. We will make the fl so blind that she sees everything except the ml.
CV1: All this is good...but what about their love-story and their fans how do you turn them against it?
TM3: Simple sir we will bring in the ml's first wife...we'll make him sandwiched so bad that people will not even have time to think about the love story.
CV2: But they are still holding on...some fans that Harshad guy has...
TM1: Then lets target his char...uska screen presence hi kam kar dete hai...and to add to it we can ruin his hair style as well...that way they wont even be able to look at him.
TM2: And we can sideline him giving importance to duniya bhar ke side chars đ
CV1: But they are still watching it for glimpses of a sane story and chances of saaz and sahir...We still havent made them hate it yet...time bohot kam hai...
TM3: Idea.!!! Lets bring in the tracks that started the downfall again...lets make another girl preg...and start another test drama...to add to it we can add an additional bhootiya thriller element along with a superstitious touch so stupid that people cringe to watch it even for the heck of their star.
CV1 & CV2 : Amazing.!!! We have a winner.!!! đ Now we can successfully make everyone hate our show before 6 months đ
Too frustrated to care or write that this is a fun post.! CV's have lost their marbles. *period* They've killed the essence of humsafars đ
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