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Sue-Moo-AIRLINE ...
Sumer-Munna Airline...😉
Good maarning, bapu and bibi jis, chunnu-munnus. Thij ij yoour bery handsome captain Sumer belcoming you to
Moo..Jat Airlines.
Good maarning, bapu and bibi jis, chunnu-munnus. Thij ij yoour bery handsome captain Sumer belcoming you to
Moo..Jat Airlines. Sarry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery
aj I am suspended
from police station.
aj I am suspended from police station. Thij ij the ek, dho, five, sex (Flg.No.1256)flight to New Delhi. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East.
And if you are bery lucky we may even be landing on your village! ..A real Haryanvi and Punjabii will land where he wants to, ijn't that right brudders!(brothers)...
Today we have 42 passengers on the plane - which ij a bit of a problem because we only have 34 seats! ..😕
For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We have a bery good record for safety. In faact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! I am pleajed to tell you that over 50% of our passengers end up at their destination. For those of you who don't make it, don't worry, our staff have lots of experience consoling the next-of-kin. If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Sunaina
to tell you about our out of court settlements.
We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one!.. If our engines are too noijy(noisy) for you, don't worry, we'll turn them off!.. We even make your fall to earth pleajant by serbing complimentary chaa and aloo-paratha during free-fall! ..And faar our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out
if there really is a God!😆
Sadly, today's in-flight movie will not be shown because Munna forgot to record it off the television as he waaj totaal loss I mean he waaj drunk and found sleeping in gutter and some daags(dogs) were sniffing him and wetting.. 😆But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the windoj (window), we have binoculars
or 
with some extra charge..
Today we have 42 passengers on the plane - which ij a bit of a problem because we only have 34 seats! ..😕
For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We have a bery good record for safety. In faact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! I am pleajed to tell you that over 50% of our passengers end up at their destination. For those of you who don't make it, don't worry, our staff have lots of experience consoling the next-of-kin. If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Sunaina
to tell you about our out of court settlements.We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one!.. If our engines are too noijy(noisy) for you, don't worry, we'll turn them off!.. We even make your fall to earth pleajant by serbing complimentary chaa and aloo-paratha during free-fall! ..And faar our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out
if there really is a God!😆Sadly, today's in-flight movie will not be shown because Munna forgot to record it off the television as he waaj totaal loss I mean he waaj drunk and found sleeping in gutter and some daags(dogs) were sniffing him and wetting.. 😆But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the windoj (window), we have binoculars
or with some extra charge..You aall will be served Aloo-Paratha and dahi with Aanion and garlic pakoras...our air hojtess shrimati Sunaina will taste the food from every dish to check salt and spices..(And paxs watches Sunaina Galloping and swallowing gatta gatt dahi n pakoras and parathas.Amaa pakoras...haay rabba...)😆😆and the snakes (Snacks) will be served by Munna the co-pilot aj we are running short of staff coj Inder ij not well aj he cannot control hij motions..😆..(And Munna appears from cockpit with his typical banyan and stripes long chaddhi..and handkerchief around his neck like an cheap tapori restaurants in villages...😆)...
Although there ij no-smoking in this airoplane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Don't worry your good minds over thij!.. It ij only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Yes, we are very advanced at Su-Mu-Jat Airways. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the auntiej and a swimming kaccha to the uncalj (Uncles)..!
Some airlines are happy to fly thoujands of feet over landmarks but not Sue-Moo-Jat Airlines! For your pleajure we try to get aj close aj possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close then pleaje let us know. Our co-pilot Munna sometimes becomes too enthusiastic.
Although there ij no-smoking in this airoplane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Don't worry your good minds over thij!.. It ij only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Yes, we are very advanced at Su-Mu-Jat Airways. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the auntiej and a swimming kaccha to the uncalj (Uncles)..!
Some airlines are happy to fly thoujands of feet over landmarks but not Sue-Moo-Jat Airlines! For your pleajure we try to get aj close aj possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close then pleaje let us know. Our co-pilot Munna sometimes becomes too enthusiastic.
Now kindly sit on your stool and tie your belt. For those of you who can't find a belt please tie your naara to the door handle. And for those of you who can't find a stool, sit on your suitcase instead. One more thing, we have only 25 parachutes and it ij furst come furst serve basis...😉😆
Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today becauje I have to attend my Nefujse (nephew's) wedding. But pleaje make yourself at home and help yourself to the cock pit. Thank you for choosing this sue moo-Jet Airways. We guarantee that we may not always take you on a flight but we'll definitely take you for a ride!"...There is Take off guarantee but not landing.
..😆Next time fly at your own risk...
Thij ij Yoour Captain Sumer Singh...😉
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