rishis one liners- - Page 54

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4. Oh my god..oh my god...wat happened bhaabi..bhaabi pls help...oh my god...bhabi kya ho gaya...bhabi...listen to me...o my god...its ok...alright...bhabi r u alright...ahiiste se...arram se...aise...aise karke leto na bhabi.o my god...o my god...pls help us...o my god...i will do something haan...bhabi ye lo paani peeo...feeling ok...feeling good ...hmm...ho gaa bas bhabi...ye lo towel aise rakho...bohot thand lag rahi hai aapko...bohot thand...
Very bad...very bad..very bad...bola kyun nahi ki aapki tabiyat kharab hai...

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5. Achcha bhabi ek baat batao mujhe aap...itni takleef ke baad,itne pain ke baad aap baby ko deliever karoge...or aise kisi ko bhi gaud de doge kya...haan...

Aise hi thodi..bhabi...puri mehenat se hui hoon...only 18
o my god...sorry bhabi...wo actually kya hai na ki mai jab bhi apni age batati hoon na to ye sab aise ulta seedha hone lagta hai...stupid glass...
Mai or jhoot...very bad bhabi...very bad...mai hawa nahi karungi aapko haan...🤣 .

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6. Offo mai kahan kuch keherahi thi...aapne ques kiya to mai answer de rahi thi...wo actually niche aaaye the na uncle-aunti... bad faces wale..apne khud hi to kaha tha ki aap apne baby unko gaud de rahi ho.

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7. Bhabi ek baat puchuuu...actually mein na mujhe aise lagta hai haan...i swear mujhe aise lagta hai ki aapke heart mein kuch aur hai or face par kuch aur hai haan...are jab aap apne dil se apne baby ko gaud nahi dena chahti ho to phir kyon de rahi ho...acty pata hai kya hai...hum human beings ka nature na bohot stupid hota hai...bhabi apka kisine dil dukhaya abaap gusse mein aakar usse badla lene ke chaakkar mein uska dil dukhaogi iska matlab ye thodi hai ki aap apna baby itne pain se deliever karogi or jakarke kisi aur ko dedogi...aise hota hai kya bhabi...

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8. Offo bhabi aap bhi na stupid mat bano...bohot smart ho aap haan..kabhi kabhi jo aankhon se dikhta hai na bhabi zaroori nahi hai ki humesha wohi sach ho...dekho duniya to stupid hai...wo to bolti aai hai aur bolti rahegi...
Lekin bhabi aapka heart kya kehta hai...aapka heart kya kehta hai...apka heart ye kehta hai ki wo doshi hai bolo...bolo...dekha nahi sujh raha hai na koi bhi jawab..mujhe sab pata hai haan..aise hi thodi ho gayi hoon..puri mehnet se hui hoon ...only 18 haan...stupid huuu...suno na bhabi...dekho kabhi bhi jab bhi aapke heart ki aur mind ki fight ho na bhabi to humesha apne heart ki sunna aap thik hai...bohot khushi milegi aapko..bohot maza aata hai bhabi bohot maza ata hai...🤣 .

9. Nahi aise hi bas weird sa thought aya hai mereko bas...🤣 aise hawa mein baatein mat taalo aap...

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10. Bad night...kaise ram se so jau aaram se...jabki mere bachche ki neend,chain,sukh sab par aafat aai hui hai...

11. Ball mili to lakho paaye..laut ke buddhu ghar ko aaye...🤣

12. Aankhon se kaam tamaam karungi..tera jeena haraam karungi🤣 .

13. Ball...la do na market se plsss...ummm...1,2,3,4,5...12...1 dozen
back up bhi to chahiye...🤣 .

Originally posted by: ...Diya...

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hey kanu 🤗 .

14. O deva...deva...o deva...o...indira ji ko pooch rahe ho kya stupid...khade rahoge kya...sit...o...waise bade punya ka kaam kar rahe hain aap log jo bitiyarani ko gaud le rahe hain...stupid...itna bhi nahi pata...offo...aise hi thodi...badi mehenat ke saath hui hoon only 18...omg...omg..omg...omg...omg...