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Posted: 10 years ago
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"Why is it when something happens, it is always you three?" - Professor Minerva McGonagall

"Believe me, Professor, I've been asking myself the same question for six years." - Ron



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Posted: 10 years ago
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Sirius: "I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I'm sure she's no Death Eater ""
Harry: "She's foul enough to be one..."
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Sorry about the late entry Almas , was preoccupied , the following is one of my favorites -

Dumbledore had strode alone into the Forest to rescue her from the centaurs; how he had done it - how he had emerged from the trees supporting Professor Umbridge without so much as a scratch on him - nobody knew, and Umbridge was certainly not telling. Since she had returned to the castle she had not, as far as any of them knew, uttered a single word. Nobody really knew what was wrong with her, either. Her usually neat mousy hair was very untidy and there were still bits of twigs and leaves in it, but otherwise she seemed to be quite unscathed. 'Madam Pomfrey says she's just in shock, ' whispered Hermione. 'Sulking, more like, ' said Ginny'Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this, ' said Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-clopping noises. Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking around wildly. 'Anything wrong, Professor?' called Madam Pomfrey, poking her head around her office door. 'No: no:' said Umbridge, sinking back into her pillows. 'No, I must have been dreaming:' Hermoine and Ginny muffled their laughter in the bedclothes.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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^^^^😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Ron is indeed hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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"Hello, Professor Moody!"
Malfoy went pale and jumped backward, looking wildly around for Moody, but he was still up at the staff table, finishing his stew.
"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" said Hermione scathingly and she, Harry, and Ron went up the marble staircase laughing heartily."
Edited by Quixotic5 - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
#36
"Don't talk to me."
"Why not?"
"Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

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Posted: 10 years ago
#37
"I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."
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#38
"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry . . ."

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Posted: 10 years ago
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"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
"Bouillabaisse," said Hermione.
"Bless you," said Ron.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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"Mad-Eye Moody?" said George thoughtfully, spreading marmalade on his toast. "Isn't he that nutter ""
"Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody," said Mrs. Weasley sternly.
"Yeah, well, Dad collects plugs, doesn't he?" said Fred quietly as Mrs. Weasley left the room. "Birds of a feather ..."

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