Dummies guide on being susheel and dignified (fun post)

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Inspired by the most Susheel and Dignified person on this planet- Mrs. Patralekha Saulankhe urf didi



Lessons on Susheelta and Dignity (free gift is maturity)


1. Fall in love with a stranger in 1 meeting

2. Block his number when he doesn't recognize your voice

3. Believe he cheated on you without a relationship

4. Get ready for an Arranged marriage to get even

5. Co-incidentally get the marriage fixed with his cousin brother

6. Want to still marry him after his explanation but he denies

7. Hold on to his celibacy vaada

8. Marry the cousin to stay closer to him

9. Walk into the new house looking at his picture

10. Talk to him on your first night... instead of your husband

11. Deny going on a honeymoon with your husband

12. Tell his best friend you cannot move on from him

13. Ask him to come back as you need him

14. Make him your best friend

15. Constantly call him every day and night

16. Get invited to his wedding and cry

17. Constantly insult his wife

18. Call his wife immature and ehsaan faramosh

19. Constantly make Amrit chai for family members

20. Serve untoasted butter bread for breakfast every day

21. Barge into a married couple's room at any given hour

22. Use the missing husband card every time you want attention

23. Plan and plot with family elders

24. Keep vrat for your badi mami and not the husband

25. Complain about husband wife romancing in their room to family

26. Want to go on prakruti ka anand trip with devar (ex-lover)

27. Cancel trip when you know his wife is coming with you

28. Cry in your room

29. Be told to keep in your limits by the wife and decide to leave the house

30. Cry when devar does not take your side

31. Lust for devar attention all the time

32. Drink bhaang and imagine romancing your devar

33. Ask him to mind his tongue when he asks you to respect a husband wifes relationship

34. Get jealous of husband-wife romance

35. Use your my husband is missing card to gain devars attention

36. Taunt the wife but cry when she taunts you back

37. Write a letter to your badi mami and send it to your own house

38. Complain about your bezzati when husband-wife romance

39. always poke your nose in husband wife matters

40. always carry a tray of biscuit and chai

41. get hurt when imaginary husband and saas scold you

42. always destroy your room when husband-wife romance

43. Always wait at the door for devar to return

44. Wake up the whole family when he doesn't and is at his job

45. Always show up with food

46. Always have expressions that need subtitles

47. Never read the room and walk-in excitedly to complain about the wife of devar

48. Side with criminals after knowing their truth

49. Peep into devars room from your balcony and see if the room light is on or not

50. Always support badi mami in every decision


There you have it! Agar aapko bhi susheel, mature aur dignified bana hai toh yeh points ko dhyaan main zaroor rakhiyega...

Yeh bohot ache tips hain!!


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Posted: 4 years ago
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tagging a few people

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sorry If i missed someone

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Aise susheel aur sanskari bahu aur biwi kisi ko na mile. 🤣

I really hope one day Virat tells her that God saved him from her. 🤣

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Posted: 4 years ago
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are you forgot koat important point.:

always try to feed ex-lover/ devar with your hands and get epicly rejected.

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Thank you for putting in so much effort👏👏

People will remember your contribution for generations to come.❤️

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Posted: 4 years ago
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Can I add few more plz....

1. Give lectures on pyare dosthi to hide your intentions..

2. Giving lectures on respecting elders even if they gang up on you... On other hand answer bay to one elder( Ashwini) who taunts nothing compared to Kaku gang

3.. when you can't answer back , just say bezzathi Hui hai🤣🤣

4.best friend ke kapade apne bag Mei pack Karo..

5. Giving lectures on how to maintain relationships when you your self don't know about relationship

6.banng bhi alcohol ki tarah phee lo🤣🤣

Aaj ke liye itna hi...

Siya, your post is awesome

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Posted: 4 years ago
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Originally posted by: Svt611

Inspired by the most Susheel and Dignified person on this planet- Mrs. Patralekha Saulankhe urf didi



Lessons on Susheelta and Dignity (free gift is maturity)


1. Fall in love with a stranger in 1 meeting

2. Block his number when he doesn't recognize your voice

3. Believe he cheated on you without a relationship

4. Get ready for an Arranged marriage to get even

5. Co-incidentally get the marriage fixed with his cousin brother

6. Want to still marry him after his explanation but he denies

7. Hold on to his celibacy vaada

8. Marry the cousin to stay closer to him

9. Walk into the new house looking at his picture

10. Talk to him on your first night... instead of your husband

11. Deny going on a honeymoon with your husband

12. Tell his best friend you cannot move on from him

13. Ask him to come back as you need him

14. Make him your best friend

15. Constantly call him every day and night

16. Get invited to his wedding and cry

17. Constantly insult his wife

18. Call his wife immature and ehsaan faramosh

19. Constantly make Amrit chai for family members

20. Serve untoasted butter bread for breakfast every day

21. Barge into a married couple's room at any given hour

22. Use the missing husband card every time you want attention

23. Plan and plot with family elders

24. Keep vrat for your badi mami and not the husband

25. Complain about husband wife romancing in their room to family

26. Want to go on prakruti ka anand trip with devar (ex-lover)

27. Cancel trip when you know his wife is coming with you

28. Cry in your room

29. Be told to keep in your limits by the wife and decide to leave the house

30. Cry when devar does not take your side

31. Lust for devar attention all the time

32. Drink bhaang and imagine romancing your devar

33. Ask him to mind his tongue when he asks you to respect a husband wifes relationship

34. Get jealous of husband-wife romance

35. Use your my husband is missing card to gain devars attention

36. Taunt the wife but cry when she taunts you back

37. Write a letter to your badi mami and send it to your own house

38. Complain about your bezzati when husband-wife romance

39. always poke your nose in husband wife matters

40. always carry a tray of biscuit and chai

41. get hurt when imaginary husband and saas scold you

42. always destroy your room when husband-wife romance

43. Always wait at the door for devar to return

44. Wake up the whole family when he doesn't and is at his job

45. Always show up with food

46. Always have expressions that need subtitles

47. Never read the room and walk-in excitedly to complain about the wife of devar

48. Side with criminals after knowing their truth

49. Peep into devars room from your balcony and see if the room light is on or not

50. Always support badi mami in every decision


There you have it! Agar aapko bhi susheel, mature aur dignified bana hai toh yeh points ko dhyaan main zaroor rakhiyega...

Yeh bohot ache tips hain!!


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Forcefully try to make devar have food and when he doesn’t tum aisa kaise kar sakte ho.

Visit and knock devar ka kamra on the 1st night on the pretext of medicine

Insult devar saying u are lair and cheater after seeing lipstick ka mark.

Doesn’t even lstn and put allegations on devar ka wife saying she complained against him

Try and instigate devar against his own wife

Some more please

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Posted: 4 years ago
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Thank you siya for this post didi ki bezati

Alwz dream about devar

And try to make him guilty also

Kitni susheel hai bhaisahab

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Posted: 4 years ago
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Originally posted by: MuguetDScorpion

Aise susheel aur sanskari bahu aur biwi kisi ko na mile. 🤣

I really hope one day Virat tells her that God saved him from her. 🤣

Haaa but bechara sochega Mera bhai phas gaya

Kiske saath..

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