Kakul v/s Uttara - Lecture FIGHT

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Posted: 17 years ago
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OK, well I got this idea from Nishtha dee, she always has something wacky to think about.

Hers was a Heart v/s Brain fight and mine, well its not a fight, kinda and its a Kakul v/s Uttara lecture fight. So, this is based on a part where Kakul works in Uttara's office, and we know that Utti doesnt like Kakul, so now, what happens when Utti fires Kakul?.Ok, this is totally, not what will happen in the show, I have gone insane, scratching my hair out...😡 for something good to happen!

OK, here is what I think and I dont want to happen.

Manager: Congrats Kakul!

Kakul: Why?

Manager: F.

Kakul...yea....

Manager....I

Kakul:...Fi...OK

Manager: R

Kakul: Oh.so you want an FIR written against you sir, for being annoying? Bad, Behaving as a clown, as a 1st grader...you know...you should go participate in SRK's Kya Aap Panchvi Paas Se Tez Hai, you are bound to get kicked out in the 1st round itself!😡 Sure sir, I will do the hounours for the FIR.

Manager: Be quiet! And dont say that again...I am smart. E

Kakul: Oh really...than what is 1 + 1 =? OMG...Fire Fire fire...where....????

(She starts running like a fanatic, jumping up, and down..)

Kakul: Bachaooooo! Bachaoooooo!! Weeeeee weeeeee....Mama.....bachaoooooo...I will burn

Manager: Be quiet Kakul...just be quiet! There is NOOOO Fire...first let me finish! And lets see, 1 +1 = erm....*Tick tock, tick tock* (Manger Man THINKING)(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) and replies after a WHOLE TWO hours! Erm...lets see...2...... and the last letter is D!

Kakul: Kya sir app bhi naa! Its NOT 2...see no wonder you will get kicked out.! Its Window!😆 and now...the "Word" F...I...(Kakul thinking) *Tick tock, Tick Tock* Hmmmm...What can it be? R...E....D....

(Manger thinking: And she tells me that I will get kicked out in the first round itself...I bet she wont even make it to the auditions!)🤣

Kakul: FIRED, Haila...NOT already!

Manger: Oh...yes yes yes

Kakul: No no no!

Manager: OH YES!

Kakul: Nahin...well, now dont expect me to plead infront of you, and tell me WHO fired me! TELL ME NOW or else I willll SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM my head out.

(Manager, takes his fingers out of his ears)

Manager: Well, no point in that threat, as you already did scream😆

Kakul: TELL ME NOW

Manager: Ok, its our new boss, Uttara...

Kakul: Haila...wohi oylmpics ki race wali?

Manager: Uttaraji and olympics???

Kakul: I am not surprised sir....oh..yea whatever your name is...thats her hidden talent and MINE

Kakul walks off, from her manager to Uttara's cabin.

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Mosammad thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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LMAO...Awesomee! 👏 👏 👏

Kakul's not THAT dimwitted 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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hahahah great attempt on making utti even more pathethic 🤣
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: *Shifali*

Kakul: Haila...wohi oylmpics ki race wali?

Manager: Uttaraji and olympics???



🤣I agreee ...Utti aur olympics. Where'd you get that idea from?

Anyways...shes such a hag! Always out to ruin peoples lives...and in this case career.

For some reason I cant imagine Kakul working though😕😆😆

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