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Oi! Maan Singh Khurana, yes you !! 
*points at screen* are you satisfied with all the mental, physical, emotional and spiritual stress you place upon us ?!! After watching today's episode, the inner doctor within me has finally concluded that YOU are a DISEASE to all man and women kind.
*Flashback Alert* (Indian Drama Estylee). The entire forum was hit with some form of Malaria/fever when you emerged from that SHALLOW water one fine day. Instead of Geet dying away in faint when you uttered your first words 'Chup!', us audiences were swooning like jelly at your feet. HECK! I needed someone to chain me up against the wall, for I was dragging my limp body towards the airport, ready to fly to India just to capture your soul and cage you inside some forbidden, deserted CAVE! 
And HELLO! Geet survived the affects of the cold SHALLOW, chest deep water, however we ended up catching Pneumonia just by glancing at those chiseled abs, arched eyebrows (are they natural by the way? Tell me the truth Maan, you pluck em don't ya? I won't judge you...It's just a bit odd....that your eyebrows are hotter than mine 
). Don't lie girls, I bet you even checked out his backside when he dropped Geet ungraciously onto the ground and bent down to er grab his coke? 
OH and if that wasn't enough. I discovered a hand fetish disorder once I discovered the beauty of thy hands ! The moment you wrapped those long, hairless fingers around that can, I had shifted closer to the screen. Humiliatingly enough, I paused the scene and analyzed his fingers. Marveling at the fact that this man has prettier hands than MOI! 
I became so insanely and psychotically obsessed with your hands, that I even wrote a poem for them !
Thou hands have mesmerized me so
That is has compelled me to visualize the beauty of your toe!
So not only did I become a sick patient suffering from Malaria, Fainting/swooning disorder, Pneumonia...I also caught the Hands fetish and poetic disorder.
POINT IS. Today's episode....killed me. 
When you asked Dadi about your dads personality, I almost fainted AGAIN. You said 'dad' in such a cute and vulnerable way, I was shrieking into my pillow. Then you went to Geet and tried smiling at her. THAT was the LIMIT to my sanity. I shoved my face into my pillow and screamed, rocking back and forth. SHRIEKING 'OMG HIS SO CUTE!' Like a typical young teenager ! JEEZ. A university student whom is currently studying Psychology to ease stress and anxiety, was having a stress and anxiety attack just by seeing you smile ! Is that normal? I THINK NOT ! Now thanks to you, I have a sore throat. ROFL. Hence I introduce the new disease 'Tonsillitis', infection of the throat !!
If you continue being all cute and crap, I might not post another thing in this forum again. Reason being? I'll probably end up suffocating myself by shoving my over heated face into the pillow.
Is there a cure for this disease? NOPE. Unless he shaves , now that will cure me. But that wont happen as I have hidden all the razors and hair removal creams ! 
In conclusion. I am sick. And I am proud ! WOOH.
PS. The only time I was cured temporarily was in the beginning of the show. I tried showing you off in front of my friends by google imaging you.......biggest mistake of my life. I should have typed 'Maan' instead of 'Gurmeet'. When they saw your unshaven sight, they were like 'is that him?' and I turned a blind eye and lied saying 'I have no idea who he is PSHT!'. *rolls eyes - but secretly dies inside*. GIRLS if anyone asks about him - do not reveal his name ! Just send photos ! And if they somehow ask whose the shaven guy...Just like me and my friend *sigma* likes to say, it's his twin brother 'Gurvinder/Gurpreet' 
LOVE you Sigma! 
Regards
Sammy aka Mrs Maan Singh Phurana
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Tum Se Tum Tak
Ganesh Kartikeya
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