Part - 1
Maan's mother : Meenakshi Khurana
Maan's father : Vikranth Khurana
Geet's mother : Madhuri handa
Geet's father : Pratap handa
An early morning geet was jogging on the streets of the road with a smiling face enjoying the pleasant nature across her.Geet reached the corner of the her house and saw maan father reading news paper in the lawn and thought to book maan in front of vikranth.
Geet : hi uncle Good morning
Vikrant : Good morning geet have u completed jogging?
Geet : ha uncle to get first in class jogging is important .
Vikrant : What is relation b/w jogging and first rank?
Geet : If we jog mind will be fresh and we can concentrate on studies totally.Is maan also like that
Vikrant : maan aur jog these two are opposite and if mistakenly open the progress report then there will be only zeros. Therefore i gave the books and flask at night to study till 1 am.
Geet : Maan aur 1 am its funny uncle woh 10 pm kidiki pass aaya tha mujhe laga woh sight marne aaya tha par woh toh light switch off karke sogaya tha.
Vikrant: Aaj is maan ka kher nahi. Geet leaves.
Meenakshi comes towards vikrant to give coffee and vikranth asks ye dusra cup kya hai .Meenakshi says maan ke liye coffee hai.
Vikranth : aaj isse mein doonga coffee
A well furnished room with the posters of the different heroines in sexy poses.Maan was sleeping on the bed on his own dream land . Vikranth went towards maan put the hand in the hot coffee. By sensing burning finger maan woke up at once.
Maan : Kya hai papa yeh mere ungli kitni jal raha hai
Vikranth: wake up call itni der so raha hu sharam nahi aati
Maan : son eke liye neend zarori hai sharam nahi
Vikranth : bakwass band kato aur kal raat maine kitne baje tak padne ke liye bola tha
Maan : 1 baje bola tha aur maine 2 baje tak pada isme mein bhi problem hai kya
Vikranth:Tum kitne baje tak padai ki thi sari information aaya tha
Maan : kisne bola tha?
Vikranth : Geet ne
Maan muttered iss geet ko tho baad mein dekthe hai and said to vikranth "kk agar light off kiya toh nahi pada kya".
Vikranth : toh light off karke kya kar rahe the
Maan : Yaad kar rahe the
Vikranth : yaad kar rahe the kisko
Maan : subject ko
Vikranth : Nalayak us geet ko deko hamesha padai padai aur tum deko kisi kaam ki nahi .
Meenakshi enters into maan room
Meenakshi : subah subah maan per kyun chillarahe ho?
Vikranth : lo ye cup ye pillov aur aake daattha hu and he leaves
Maan : dekho maa papa hamesha mujh per shout kartha rahtha hai
Meenakshi : tum bura mat maano baeta jake ready hoja college ke liye ho rahi na.
At geet house,
Geet comes with a face pack in front of madhuri madhuri asks" what is it on the face "
Geet : mamma face pack hai
Madhuri : ye face pack,mouth lock se better haldi lagado tho kitna acha rehta
Geet : poor mamma woh sab old fashion hai
Pratap(geet dad):fashion aur style ke bare tumhari mamma ko kya pata hai bilkul tasteless hai in a comic way
Meenakshi : isliye toh maine appse shadi ki
Pratap : mujh mein kya kami
Meenakshi : height hum dono saath jathe toh sab log has rahe hai
Pratap : agar aisa hai toh main kisi aur ke saath jata. meenakshi fumes and leaves.
After some time Geet shouts " maa mere dupatta kaha hi is dress ka "
Meenakshi : upar terrace per hai
Geet : kya maa app sham ko lekar aana chahiye na
Meenakshi : yeh kaam tum bhi toh kar sakte ho na ghar mein em kaam bhi nahi karte ho
Geet : papa urgently nayi maa ko le aana
Pratap : ha beta mein bhi soch rahi hu kal hum exbhition jarahe hi na vaha nayi maama ko select karo
Geet : teek hai papa
Geet reached terrace looking for her dupatta and saw maan cleaning the bike with geet dupatta and shouts " re maan"seeing geet maan clean the bike with dupatta with more pressure.
Geet : why are u cleaning with my dupatta its a costly one . u r doing it deliberately na ?
Maan : if i know it is yours then i will clean the bath room and throw the duppata towards geet. Geet sees the material with all oil stains andU stupid , idiot
Maan : wear this oil stain dupatta then server oil company will give the award
Geet : u idiot,stupid
Maan : geeet tum ladke ko datraraha hu
Geet : aaj kal tumhe aise ladke hone ka doubt bhi aaraha hai kya?
Maan : oye
Geet : abhi bhi tum movie dekhe rote ho
Maan : aaj bhi tum ko toh ghar ka kaam nahi athi hai
Geet : aaj bhi uncle se daat kathe ho sharam nahi aathi
Maan : mujhe kyun sharamana hai yeh to tume aani chahiye o sorry tum ladki ho toh sharmathi ho na subha subha jogging ke naam pe shorts pehenke bahar ghumti ho
Geet : ja re kutta
Maan : lomdi(fox)
Geet : gadha
Maan : gadhi , kamini
Vikranth and pratap meets ouside the house
Pratap : subah subah shuru haga dona
Vikranth : ha naya hai kya hum logo ke liye
Pratap : ha dono ne nayi nayi bhasa mein lad rah rahe hai. meri beti bhi kam nahi hai
Vikranth : shayad mere bte ko mera hi inspiration haga. agar koi bhi aas pass ka ghar hi toh dono dosti karege nahi toh love karege agar zyada hai toh shaadi karege yeh dono salo saal ladadi hi kar rahe hai.
Pratap : ha sahi baati hai teek hai mein chalthe hu nahi tho in dono ke chakkar mein late honge .
Vikranth : maan ruk jao abh ladadi mein nahi padadi mein compete karo.
Geet : dekha uncle kaisa baat kar ra hai maan
Vikranth : ha geet mujhe pata hai tum gold ho tum jao aab
Geet : bye uncle. Maan reluctatedly leaves to collage .
Precap : maaneet at collage
Edited by sonakshi.sharma - 9 years ago
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