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28. A Day in Wales!!
After the initial shock, we sumhow managed thru sign language to understand where we can get a bus. He draw the way on a paper where we can get a bus. He was kind enough to give us fruits for our growling stomach. According to him, our country is 4-5 hours drive from this area. But how did we land here?
Maan.. do u remember any of ydays events?
Nah.. I remember our race towards parking lot !! uske baad no idea!!
I sighed frustrated. So the conclusion is our craziness landed us here. Mom, dad, di.. I miss them so much. What will they be doing now?
Maan and I walked over an hour and at that point we were exhausted fully. The road we were walking is a narrow one and on both sides were covered with trees. I sat near a cement bench and maan mimicked my action.
If I get a chance to meet Ram, then I want to give him a handshake.
Ram? Who?
Uffho geet!! Ramayan's Ram.. we are also in similar situation na. pharak etna hain ki hamare paas koi lakshman nahi hain!!
Shock will be an understatement to my current emotion!! He is thinking of Ram and Sita!! I swear I m gonna kill him once we get back. But for now I slammed him with my handbag!
Ouch!! What was that for?
Just shut up, okay? My leg is paining.
Do u wanna piggy back ride?
He asked unsurely. I looked at him excited and nodded!! Next second I was on his back, settling my arms around his neck.
Wow!! I m loving this position u noe?
Pervert!!
An other hour passed by and I can make that he is panting heavily. I felt sorry for him and decided to walk myself.
See there is a house?
House? Where?
It looked shaggy from here but we will be able to get some water. He walked towards the house through the trees. Wonderful smell of pancakes surrounded us once we reached. Oh god!! I m starving!!
Hello… help!! Water? And if u allow some pancakes? Ab pancakes ko enke language mein kya kehthe hain?
But no one came out, but the house was not locked. Like a gentleman he knocked twiceand entered the house. I too followed because of the grumbling stomach. We ran straight to what look like kitchen. The pancakes were served in some plates and without warning Maan started to eat it.
U r eating it? what if its poisoned?
If I die, tell Pa that I love him so much, okay? Now don't disturb me!!
I laughed and started to eat it along with water. Wow!! So yummy!!
Lladron !! (Thieves)
I saw a chubby looking woman in her late forties sprinting towards us thru backyard. 4 men with guns were accompanying her. I dunno what she was saying but from the instincts I decided one thing!!
Run!
I sprinted towards the other door and kept on running. I glanced over my shoulder and saw him running towards my direction with 4-5 pieces of pancakes on his hand and one in mouth. Typical Maan!!
bas***ds!!
I heard the women yelling. Seems like there is no translation needed for bad words!!
Geet watch!!
Next second I stepped on a watery mud. And I was sinking like a sailing ship!!
Maan… mudpit!! Help!!
But instead of helping me, he was laughing like an asshole. Here I m dying and he!!
Idiot!! Just help me!!
I yelled and he laughed harder!!
Ur face!! Haha…
I swear I m gonna kill u.. I m dying maan!!
Suddenly it stopped and I was standing in mudpit without moving.
Hu-h? what happened?
Nothing. Its just a 2ft mudpit. Now since the drama is over u can come out.
He threw a board towards me and I saw the caution board saying 2ft mudpit!! With the help of board I came out and my feet were covered in mud. I cant bear another humiliation today!!

(Mount Snowdon-Wales, thanku poo)
How long geet!!
Mujhe kya pata!!
I stopped suddenly looking the creature in front of me and maan bumped right behind me.
What!!
Mo..Monkey!!
Hu-h?
It was chewing an apple casually and looking here and there!! Thankgod!! It hasn't spotted us yet!! I dunno y but I hate monkeys!!
Wow!! Monkey!!
Maan cried in excitement.
Shh.. don't make sound. We can go other way.!!
Aww!! Is my little geet afraid of monkeys?? Look yaar.. its pretty cute.
He went towards it and the monkey stopped eating and stared us.
Suddenly out of no where the pancake fell from his pocket and Monkeys eyes shined in excitement.!!
Oh no!! Run!!
Monkey shoved the apple aside and started to near him with an evil glint.
Maan.. run!!
He turned around and sprinted towards me and monkey too followed us.
Just throw the pancakes!!
No.. its yummy and I want it!!
He is so childish at times. Still running, I inerted my hands in his suit pocket and threw all the pancakes.
Hey..Thats mine!!
We jumped the fence and looked back to see a satisfied monkey enjoying his snacks!!
You owe me pancakes!!
He was glaring at me angrily as if I hv cheated him with his fortune!! Then without a word, he kept walking and I hurried after him groaning at his annoyed silence.
Some how we reached the bus station and then bought the tickets. There is another 2 hours for the bus to arrive. I grabbed some snacks and water from the nearby restaurant. Since I cant speak to other people, I silently stared at distance. Suddenly a giant wheel caught my attention.
Is there any amusement park here?
I asked the woman who was too waiting for the bus.
Pardwn? (Pardon)
Park? Gaintwheel?
Ffair?
Ya..
Mae(there)
She pointed towards a direction and I was so excited. I ran towards maan.
Maan.. come na. I want to go to park!!
Park?
Haa.. wahan!!
R u mad!! We will miss the bus!
No.. bus will arrive only after 2 hours.. come na.. it will be fun!!
Mumbling something he accompanied me. Yay!!
Oh god!! which ride should we select first! I m so confused!!
We have to go with that one first!!
I said pointing at the roller coaster. He looked at my excitement weirdely, but then smiled pinching my cheeks!! What I love about our relation is that when I act childish, he will act as a matured man and take care of me and vice versa.
As we took the line I saw many of them vomiting there or running straight to washroom!! Its not that bad, rt?
Why r u nervous? Afraid?
Of course not!! Remember my job?? Its nothing!!
Good!! That's the spirit!! Lead the way young lady!!
We settled on it and, but my stomach twisted with nervous when a man working there warned us, actually all the people. Is this a bad idea?
It started slowly and the slow rumbling of machine echoed in our ears. When it started to ascent slowly and then up the metallic hill I grew more nervous.
Geet.. its okay.. its just a ride.!!
I m fine!!
Really? So what abt the sweat in ur forehead?
Its just so hot here!!
If u say so!!
Then it started to descent so fast, that I felt like we were going to die.!! Oh god!! I din t think my death will be in an unknown country. A warm hand was placed on mine, but it dint calm down my fear. I was yelling so loudly that it hurt my ears
Suddenly it all stopped and I opened my eyes. Maan was staring with a confused expression on his face.
U okay?
Now I noe one thing. If u want to kill a terrorist, don't waste a bullet on him. Just make him ride this roller coaster. He will be dead within seconds!!
Maan started to laugh so loudly which attracted many eyes. Even in this worn out state he looked so edible. I saw some girls sighing lustfully at his sight.
It was the time for our bus to arrive but I wanted to ride Ferraris wheel for the last time. So after a small argument he led me towards the ride.
As the doors closed, it began to move slowly creating butterflies. There was a contended smile on my lips. I thot this day was going to bethe worst on an unknown country, but it almost turned out to be the best. I looked at maan and saw him staring at me intently. Suddenly when it reached the top rain started to drizzle in a romantic way. He pulled me towards him and I gasped.
Thanku for giving me the best day of my life
I looked at him surprised, and then BOOM.. his lips met mine. My first perfect Kiss!!

(Thanku so much laks sweets😃)
(Check pg 80 for Wales pics and dont mind the font😉)
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