Things I would love to do if God forgives me
Alright, so going back to the nice funny times when Geet was Maan's secretary (I know I am late by atleast 6 months… or a year? Sheesh I have lost track of time)
1. Blindfold MSK and leave him in the forest. I know he will come back, but even a few days' employee friendly environment in the office is like a treat.
2. Send his sweet female employees mails from his ID, asking them to turn up at his place at 10 P.M.
3. Make him work as Sasha's secretary. Or maybe my own secretary. Can't decide.
4. Ban him from shouting and hissing. I think that will shut him up for good.
5. Turn his office into a crche. I am almost sure he will be the hardest kid to manage.
6. Steal his glossy car.
7. Ask him to write a detailed analysis for how to please women if he wants the file of his next project.
8. Pour a bucket of water on him when he is entering the building.
9. Threaten to fire him. Aah
10. Pull out his hair instead of mine when he gets going.
11. Make him watch romantic comedies.
12. Make it compulsory for him to wear orange, bright pink and sunny yellow once a week.
13. Form Organization for Protection against Bosses with Temper Issues and paste the pamphlet on his office door.
14. Hit him on his head with his laptop. (It has twofold advantage.)
15. Make him read nice romantic stories to me at night time when I am going to sleep.
Comments and criticisms are most welcome. :)
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