LAUGHTER KA EXPLOSION..Care To Laugh.. - Page 7

Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply, "Oh, Ozzie, you've been in another fight."
"But, Mom," sniffled Ozzie, "I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy."
'Well," said Mom, "that was brave. Who was the little boy?"
"Me, Mommy."

Originally posted by: MaaneetLuverr

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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Originally posted by: jasraj123

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Originally posted by: -Mayu-

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Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to piss on my hands."

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?

A. When you're eating a watermelon!

Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?

A. Tomato Paste!

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me...

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Originally posted by: kirti_fiji

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