Devil's Den: Geet 2, Maan 1-Who will win the war?

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Jaded

@Jaded

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#871

Hello alll........🤗 wassup......saw the epi.....felt like writting so here i am *TADA*

My Post is dedicated to the Moron of the century....yes u got it rt....its Moron Maan....the Maanbearpig 🤣(originally from South Park's Manbearpig)....dudes out there ever trying to Manofy ur GFs do not......and i repeat DO NOT follow in the Moron Maan's footsteps.....trust me u will only get Jootis......coz we all know Moron *shaking head* ...he has sold his grey matter to run KC.....hence his schemes are not trustworthy .......🤣

Alright so heres presenting a Manofy Wives/GF or Women in General 101....especially for our cheapskate Moron:

1. Never ever leave your wife....Pregnant wife without a car....even if u are a cheapskate......let her use ur chindi car and take the bus latak kar......gets u gd sympathy points

2. DONT BE A CHEAPSKATE, try to buy her something nice and thoughtful....flowers, jewellery or something of her choice can get u ahead a Little......but remember.....be subtle......dont make her feel as if u are trying to buy her forgiveness....which u r.....but she doesnt need to know that......

3. DO NOT CALL HER FAT!!!!! ever......especially u never ever say that to ur pregnant wife.........its like calling a tsunami and tempting a nuclear bomb at the same ........so a big NO.......Now at this point just repeat atfer me " My wife/GF is not fat....She is big boned.x 5000000000000"......calling ur GF/wife Fat.......even implying it may result in certain death!! so beware ....erase the F word from ur vocabulary.

4. when trying to Manofy wifey/GF always make ur face as if u r a kid in elementary school whose pet got shot in front of him......make sure ur face is always morose.......so its more pitable.....

5. Talking about Pity.......admit it to self that u r Pathetic without Wifey/GF and u NEED her.....even her constant annoying Chatter is a life breath to u......instant brownie points 😃

6. while appeasing wifey/GF........Dont Rush her!!!.......try to make her feel as if u respect her wishes (Author snorting in disbelief here) ...yea yea we all know u dont care....but pretend......PRETEND for her sake...okay!!

7. Try to make her laugh.......and not by cracking jokes.....chances are ur jokes are not really funny to began with....so dont be embarrassed......go ahead and make a fool out of urself......its more funnier and satisfying for the wifey/GF.

8. Just be proud of ur Brown nosing self........embrace the a$$ kissing ability hiding within u....u know u have it in u.....and even if u dont.....dont worry, chances are after being married for a few years....u will be a pro....moral of the statement: whether u like it or not......u are going to kiss her a$$ and suck up big time......so gird ur loins...😉

9. Lastly.....etch this phrase in ur head......no matter "who dun it" YOU are ALWAYS wrong......in evry situation.......everywhere.....all the time.

By following the above instruction i have high hopes that wifey's and GFs will forgive u........eventually......okay.....i dont have high hopes.....so yea...

The Sincere Sensei

Sin😛

Edited by sinistera - 14 years ago

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hegdemedha

@hegdemedha

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#872

@ Pallu: Hello 🤗 How is the sanyasin doing?

@ Sini: Hello 🤗

Edited by hegdemedha - 14 years ago

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palluluvsmaan

@palluluvsmaan

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#873

Helloooooooo Preet🤗
whats going on?😊 Me is waiting for Aus-Sri Lanka match to begin😃

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Meetu_Anu

@Meetu_Anu

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#874

@SINI

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

**Anu Runs to read the Analysis**

@Pallu Re

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Did u see the epi...?? what's ur take😃...and how is life Jaan🤗

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palluluvsmaan

@palluluvsmaan

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#875

Medha, Sanyasin was in a deep dhyaan yesterday night at Devils Paw mountain.😎 It was refreshing😳

sin Partnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, 🤗 dekh mera kya haal ho gayaaaaa😭 I became a Sanyasin😆😭😆😆😆 Now we cannot have our x-rated talks😭😆
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RageOfAnAngel

@RageOfAnAngel

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#876

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOON DEVILS😎

SOWWIE hedgemedha u wished me good morning am wishing u afternoon; got caught with some chores😛

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palluluvsmaan

@palluluvsmaan

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#877

Anu🤗 life is good😊
Well, about the episode...it was an ok one. I liked the baby room very much😳

MSK ignoring 400 crore ka deal for all this?🤔 yeh baat kuch hazam nahi hui😆 I hope Geet puts some sense into him soon. 😊 Professional and personal life needs to be balanced😎

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preet

@preetgurti

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#878

@Medha good one haa

Msk finally lose coz you know all husbands has to lose

Msk to Geet

aa dil kya mehfil hai tere kadmo

duniya ki baharen tere liye

chand sitare tere liye

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Meetu_Anu

@Meetu_Anu

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#879

@Sini

🤗🤗

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ur take on MORON was tooo Good🤣🤣🤣🤣PHANTASTIC🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When it comes to handling things delicately or x-ratedly ....MORON has no compitation haan🤣🤣🤣in handling it BAD🤣

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Jaded

@Jaded

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#880

HM, Killer,Anu, PP, 🤗 wassup people??

PP....Sanyasin??? o.O aye ki hay??? NOOOOOOOOOO.........yeh suney se pehley meh.......*hyperventilating* meh.......mar kyun nahi gayi *heaving bosom with fake tears* u cant do this to me.....we have to figure out together how Monkey Moron and Rabit Squirrel Gith are gonna do IT?? u remember?? WADA NAAA TORRRR............WADAA NAAAAA Torr.....okay i dunno the rest of the song LOL.....but u catch the drift.......