Funny OS- ' X-LESS SUHAAG RAAT'

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tonyahk

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Posted: 14 years ago

hi buddies,

i'm back with another funny OS "X-LESS SUHAAG RAAT". But this OS went a little bit lengthy. Sorry for that. What to do? Whenever I think of our cute Maaneet my hands refuse to stop typing.

CHARACTER SKETCH
Maan Singh Khurana - MD of Khurana Constructions
Geet- secretary cum wife of MSK.

Adi - a lawyer
pinky - a psychiatrist
Chandu - a CID officer
Sasha - Chandu's wife
Nakul - Chandu's friend
Tasha - Sasha's friend

In this OS also maan and geet are fresh pieces. geet works as maan's secretary in Khurana Consructions. Today maaneet got married after having been in love for the past 8 months. Tonight is their suhaag raat. In these past 8 months geet used to tease and annoy maan. Though he enjoyed them, today he decides to take his revenge. (OMG.... someone please tell our ring master Maan Ring Khurana that suhaag raat is not the right time to take revenge. poor geet). So maan decides to tease his wife and plays a prank. Lets see how it goes.......

MAAN'S ENTRY

the bedroom is well decorated in a typical bollywood style and geet is sitting on the bed like a bollywood bride. A very romantic mood is prevailing in the room.
G:(selftalk) why didn't he come yet? geet! tum bina? itni uragent kya hai?
Door opens, maan enters enside.
geet feels maan's presence at the door and she keeps on looking @ her toes.
maan locks the door and walks towards geet.

Geet's heart starts to beat faster.
maan comes closer and sits next to her silently.
Geet is blushing.
maan is lovingly looking @ her reddened face.
G:(selftalk) why is he not saying anything?
Maan is enjoying the confusion in geet's face and smiling.
G: (she lost her patience and initiates the dialogue) maan!
M: haan geet
G: why are you silent?
M: you never allow me to talk. Then why should i talk now?
G: so you are not going to talk now. Then what is your plan?
M: (he thinks about his plan and smirks) geet! it's a master plan. You will come to know about it as the time passes.
Geet misunderstands that he is talking about romance and she blushes more.
M: geet!
G: hmm
M: look at me
G: no
M: kyun?
G: mujhe shram aarahi hai
M: acha. But geet! i'm not a starnger.now look at me
G:no
Maan smiles, lifts her chin to make her see him
geet sees him and shocked.

MAAN'S OUTFIT

(buddies! our MSK is wearing his typical MSK business outfit for his SR also, as if he is attending a business conference. So geet got shocked.)
G:(shouts) maan! What are you wearing?

M: dress
G: but, why are you wearing this?
M:(teasing) geet! Now stop asking me 'X' rated questions.
G:(shocked) kya? Am i asking 'X' rated questions?
M: you are asking me, why i am wearing dress. If it is not 'X' rated question, then what?
G: i didn't mean it.
M: (laughing inside) acha
G: i just wanted to ask you, why are you wearing your business outfit instead of sherwani?
M: i'll tell you later.
G: but this business attire is not good for SR.
M:(asks with fake innocence) kyun?
Geet understands that he is upto something and she starts to count with her fingers: 1,2,3...
M: geet! What are you counting?
G: i'm counting how many cloths you are wearing now?
M: acha. Have you found out?
G: wait. i'm still counting. haan. It is six
M: very good. woh kaise?
G: (starts the list) your vest, shirt'.
Maan:(he himself feels awkward and tries to stop her) geet! aage math bolo
G: nai. lemme complete. So that you can check that whether I've missed something
M: nai geet
G: your vest coat...
Maan: geet! chup bilkul chup
Geet smirks.

G:(now it's her turn tease him) maan! I'm sure of one thing
M: what?
G: you are going to waste our whole SR in stripping your shirt only
M:(confused) kyun?
G: see, how tight your shirt is!
M: geet! Don't worry. I'm an expert in stripping my shirt
G: acha. Then you prove it
M: not now. i'll prove it later. Before that, i have an important work
G: what is that?
M: wait

AUTOGRAPH & DEMO VIDEO OF SUHAAG RAAT
maan gets up from the bed and walks
G:(confused) where are you going?
M: i told you to wait
G: teek hai
Maan comes back with his laptop and geet's notepad.
G:(hell confused & selftalk) what is he going to do with his laptop at this time? Is he going to show me any demo of SR? chee chee babaji!
Geet feels like throwing up at her own thought.
Maan notices his wife's reactions and he guesses what must be going on her mind right now and he bursts into laughter.
G: why are you laughing like a hindi film's villain?
Maan couldn't control his laughter.
G: chup bilkul chup
M: teek hai geet. Now take this (he gives her the notepad)
G:(confused) kyun?

M:(teases her) Geet! i want your autograph
G:(very happy) maan! Do you want my autograph? You are the most romantic husband in the world
M: geet! bohat hogaya. Now, don't imagine yourself as a bollywood actress
G: you know what?
M: what?
G: people are saying that i'm looking like TV actress Dhrashti Dhami
M:(teases her) what? You look like Dhrashti Dhami?
G: ji
M: geet! Have you ever seen Dhrashti?
G: yes. i have seen her in TV serials
M: after seeing her also, are you saying that you look like her?
G: kyun?
M: geet! Dhrashti is such a cute and beautiful girl. You don't ever dare to compare yourself with such a beauty. Otherwise'
G: Maan, are you kidding me?
M: no geet! i'm serious
G: maan! Don't you know how to talk to your wife on your suhaag raat? At this time you are supposed to admire and praise my beauty
M: sorry geet. You are my first wife. So i've no previous experience.
G: (angry) dust danav
M: geet! ab ye sab chodo. Lets start our work now
Geet is getting excited.
M: geet, now i'll play a video and explain it to you.
Geet thinks that maan is really going to play some 'X' rated video and she is shocked.
M: now i am going to explain this video to you?
G:(more shocked) kya? Are you going to explain it too?
M:haan geet
G: hey babaji!
M: you note down the important points
G: Kya? Should i take notes? (She almost faints)
Maan is laughing out loudly seeing geet's state.
Geet becomes angry.
G: maan! Today, why are you laughing this much?
maan controls laughing.
M: geet! Are you ready to take the notes?
G: are you making fun of me?
M: no geet. i'm serious
the video starts playing.
geet is terrified and closes her eyes tightly.
maan notices geet and he smirks.
M: geet! Now open your eyes
G: no. i won't
Maan pulls geets hands off her face.
Geet is still keeping her eyes closed.
M: geet! ye sirf Chopra's project presentation CD hai. ab aankhein kholo.
Geet opens her eyes slowly and looks @ the laptop and she is relieved to see the project presentation and she smiles.
G: haan maan! It's just project presentation. but i thought....
Geet stops in the middle and maan teases her
M: why did you stop? Bolo geet! What did you think about the video?
G: woh woh...
M: bolo
G: kuch nai

PROJECT PRESENTATION
M: teek hai. lemme explain this construction project to you
G: what? Project? But maan, this is our Suhag raat
M: so what?
G: so what means?
M: dekho geet! Mr.Chopra's project is very important one. Tomorrow he is going to London. Before that we should give him the feasibility report of this project. So now we are going to work on this report.
G: is this project more important than our suhaag raat?
M: bilkul.
G: kyun?
M: kyunki, its multi million dollar project. It is going to be a milestone for our company. so i can't afford to loose this project at any cost.
G: but Mr.Chopra came to our shaadi today and he very well knows that this is our SR. Even after knowing all these also, does he want you to prepare the project report right now? How cruel?
Maan is laughing inside that geet has believed his lie.
M: haan geet. Let's start the work now

G: but what about our SR?
M: geet, now i don't have time for that
G: if you don't have time even for our suhaag raat, why did you marry me?
M: geet! What do you want now?
G: (says angrily) 5 tonnes of cement, 10,000 bricks, 20000 iron rods...
M:(confused) kya?
G: now you are talking about your construction project. Then what else can i ask from you?
M:(teases) geet what about 10 tonnes of sand
G: maaaaannnnn!!!
M: geet don't get angry. Now tell me what do you want me to do?
G: are you asking me?
M: haan
G: maan! See these flowers and decorations of this room. Look at my bridal make-up. Don't you really feel anything?
M:(controls his laughter and says with fake innocence) no geet. i don't feel anything
G:(shocked & selftalk) what happened to him?
M: geet! tum kya soch rahi ho?

WHAT PEOPLE DO ON THEIR SUHAAG RAAT
G: Can i ask you something?
M: poocho geet
G: do you have any remote idea of what people do on their suhaag raat?
M: no idea
G: (shocked) kya?
M:(teases her)geet! i've never seen any suhaag raat. So i donno what people i don't know what people do on their suhaag raat
G: do you want to see other people's suhaag raat? How weird? chee chee babaji!
M: geeeeetttt!!
G: don't shout
M: teek hai. lemme ask you the same question. Do you have any idea about suhaag raat?
G: i too don't know much about it. But i am sure about one thing
M: what?
G: on suhaag raat, people defintely won't prepare the feasibility report of a construction project.
M: but mein Maan Singh Khurana hu. i'll prepare project report tonight
G: maan! Don't be so mean. atleast give some respect to these decorations and my bridal make-up. Now please do something romantic.
M: teek hai. Let's prepare this project report after our SR
Geet is very happy.

Maan closes the laptop.
Geet is getting excited.
Maan comes closer to her and hugss her tighty. She too hugs him back and both lost in that hug.
After few minutes maan comes outta trance and breaks the hug and he starts to search for something.geet is confused.
G: kya hua maan? What are you searching for?

SETTING THE ALARM
M: I'm searching for mobile
G: kyun?
M: to set the alarm at 11pm
G:(shocked) kya?
M: haan geet. We have to prepare that project report. So we have to get up in half an hour
G: hey babaji! My husband wants to set the alarm on our SR. how unromantic? i can't believe this
Maan is laughing inside seeing geet's frustration.
M: geet! Don't talk much. We are running out of time.
maan again goes to hug her. But she stops him.
G: rukhiye!
M: kya hua geet?
G: i don't want this robotic suhaag raat. i want a romantic one
M: geet! i'm in a hurry to go back to my project. So now i can't give assurance for a romantic suhaag raat
geet is frustrated.
G: teek hai. You complete your project first. After that let's think about our Suhaag Raat
M:(smirks) Thank you geet

DON'T CALL ME MAAN

G: maan!

M: geet! Don't call me maan
G: then what else should i call you? Pati Parameshwar or Prananath? (Courtesy: heermeher)
M: dekhoo geet! Now i'm not your husband.so you don't call me maan.
G: kya? You are not my husband? Then whose husband you are?
M: geeetttt!!!
Geet is annoyed

M: call me 'Maan sir'
G:on the entire planet, you are the only husband who asks his wife to call him sir
M: geet! Now i'm your boss and you are my secretary. samji tum?
G: this is our Suhaag Raat. samji aap?
M: chup
G: dust danav
M: bilkul chup
G:...
M: now watch this presentation carefully
Maan starts to explain the project details to geet. But she is not at all interested and she is waiting for the presentation to end. maan is enjoying geet's restlessness.

KISS AND KICK
geet lost her patience and she pulls maan and kisses his cheek.
maan is very happy but he teases her.
M: geet! My secretary is not allowed to kiss my cheek. dubara yesa math karo
G: what would you do, if i repeat the kiss?
M: i'll kick you out of this room
geet is shocked and looking at him with her mouth wide open
Maan controls his laughter with difficulty.
Geet comes out of shock.
G: what did you say just now?
M: i'll kick you out of this room
G: how dare you?
M: geet! chup. Now i'm the boss. So i can do whatever i want. samji tum?
G: dust danav

M: geeeetttt!
G: maan! are you an idiot or what? On our suhaag raat you want to send me out of the room for having kissed your cheek.
maan couldn't control and bursts into laughter again. ( hi buddies, i've lost the count of how many times maan burst into laughter in this OS. If anybody knew it, please tell me)
finally Geet realises that her husband is playing some prank.
G:(selftalk) dust danav! Are you purposely doing all these to annoy me? Now lemme show you, who i am.
Maan is still laughing.
G:(selftalk) maan! Now itself you laugh as much as you want. Because hereafter i won't give you an opportunity to laugh
maan is trying to control his laughter and he decides to stop teasing her.
M:(selftalk) sorry geet! i have teased you too much. But hearafter i won't

REVENGE Vs ROMANCE
on the one hand Geet is getting into revenge mood and on the other hand maan is getting into romantic mood.
geet smirks at him thinking about her revenge plan.
maan is looking @ her romantically.
maan couldn't control himself and he goes to hug her.

G:(shouts) sir rukhiye!
M: (shocked) kya hua geet?
G: why are you trying to hug your secretary? What would happen if this news leaks out to the media?
M: kya?
G: you only told me na now i'm your secretary.
M: par geet...
G: sir! Now please do your project work. Otherwise your unromantic client will take you to court for having failed to prepare this project report because of your suhaag raat. Then you will put the blame on me.
M: geetttt!!

READING BOOK
Geet ignores him and takes a random book from the side table and she starts pretend to reading sincerely.
M: geet
G:...
M: geet
G: hmm
M: what are you doing?
G: i am reading a book. Can't you see that? Now don't disturb me.
M: acha. But why are you reading this book?
G: kyun?
M: this is not a novel but 'yellow pages,
geet now only realises that she is holding yellow pages in her hands.
M: bolo geet! What are you reading in it?
G: that is none of your business. now concentrate on your project
maan realises that geet tries to annoy him and he again goes into revenge mood.

M:(selftalk)acha. now she wants to take revenge. lets see, who is going to win this battle.
Maan again starts to watch project presentation.

(Buddies' I've lost the hope that maaneet's suhaag raat will happen today)

Geet see him through the corner of her eyes and disappointed.
G:(selftalk) dust danav. why don't he try to convince me?
Maan sees geet's tension through the corner of his eyes and smirks.
M:(selftalk) just 5 minutes, you are going to talk to me

CALL A PSHYCHIATRIST

Geet notices a psychiatrist's number on the yellow pages. She decides to tease maan so she calls that psychiatrist.
M:(shocked&shouts) geet! Ye tum kya kar rahi ho?
G: i'm making a phone call
M: geet! tum pagal haogayi kya?
G: kyun?
M: this is our Suhaag raat. Now you are not supposed to call anyone
G: acha. Are we doing what we are supposed to do in the suhaag raat? (Asks sarcastically)
M:...
G: nai na? So lemme make this call
M: whom are you calling geet?
G: a psychiatrist
M:(teases) very good decision geet. ab jaldi call caro. You difinitely need to consult a psychiatrist.
G:(selftalk)dust danav. now see.
M:(selftalk) is she really going to call psychiatrist?
Geet calls the psychiatrist

ADI AND PINKI's SUHAAG RAAT
our Psychiatrist Pinky and our Advocate Adi also got married today. This is their Suhaag raat too.
Adi is about to hug pinky and phone rings. Pinky attends the call.

P(pinky) : hello
G: hello! can i speak to Dr.Pinky?
P: yes! Speaking. who is this?
geet didn't want to reveal her identity. So she lies
G: doctor! i'm Mrs. X speaking
P: Mrs. X?
adi is silently watching pinky
G: yes
pinky misunderstands geet's 'yes' for English alphabet 'S'
P: are you Mrs. X or Mrs. S?
G: actually I'm Mrs. MSK. But for you I'm Mrs. X
P:teek hai. Mrs. X! How can i help you?
M:(whispers) geet! What are you doing?
geet puts the phone in loud speaker mode.
G: Doctor. aaj meri suhaag rat hai
P: congrats!
M: geet! ab ye call cut karo
P: actually, this is my suhaag raat also
G:(happy) really?
P: haan
adi is yawning.
G: what a coincidence?
P: haan
G: doctor! Is everything alright there?

P: haan. How about your suhaag raat?
G: it is a sad story doctor
M: geeeetttt!!
Geet gestures maan to be quiet
P: what happened Mrs. X?
G: nothing happened doctor. That is why i called you
maan is shocked.
P:(confused)
G: in our suhaag raat my husband tells me to call him 'sir'
P: what? Sir?
G: haan.
P: but why?
G: i don't know
P: there is something wrong
G: yes doctor. lemme tell you one more thing
P: hmmm

KISS TEST TO CHECK YOUR HUSBAND
G: i kissed his cheek. But he is threatening me that he is going to kick me out of the room if i repeat the kiss
P: Mrs. X! Why don't you try some other place other than cheek?
G: doctor ek minute
Maan:(murmurs) ye kaise doctor hai?
geet leans over maan and goes to kiss his lip.
maan is shocked and leans backward.
geet comes back to her original position.
G: doctor! This time i tried to kiss his lip. But it didn't work. In suhaag raat whether all men behave like this or my husband is the only exception?
Maan grinds his teeth
P: one second Mrs.X
G: hmm
pinky kisses adi's lip. adi goes to dreamland.

Adi & pinki both lost in the kiss
G: doctor!
P:...
G: doctor! Are you on the line?
P:...
G:(shouts) doctorrrrrrrr!!!
pinki breaks from the kiss and comes out of the trance.
P: haan Mrs. X! Here the lip kiss works well. So i think all men are not like your husband.
G: doctor! ab mein kya karu?
P: now try to kiss Mr.X's forehead
Maan is annoyed
Geet tries to kiss maan's forehead. maan moves back this time also
G: doctor! It too didn't work
P: ok. lemme try to kiss
G:(shocked) kya? Doctor! Do you want to kiss my husband?
M:(whispers)geet! Ye sab ban karo
P: don't worry Mrs. X. I have my own husband for that
Geet is relieved
P: now be on the line
G:hmm
Pinky kisses adi's forehead and adi kisss her forehead too
P: Mrs.X! With my husband, the forehead kiss also works. I'm sure, definitely there is a problem with your husband
maan feels like killing our Dr.Pinky
G: doctor! What should i do now?
P: better you divorce him
G: woh kaise?
Maan lost his patience and he snatches the phone from geet and cuts the call.

Geet snatches her phone back from maan.
M: geet, ab phone do
G: ye meri phone hai. i won't give
M: ab tum bi meri hai. So your phone also belongs to me
G: listen MD sir...
M: MD sir?
G: haan. Managing Director sir, now i'm not your wife but your secretary.
M: acha. Then get out of my room
G:kyaaaa?
M: get out
G: why should i get out?
M: i don't have space for any extra luggage in my room
G:(mouth wide open) what? Are you calling me an extra luggage?
M: exactly
G: dust danav. i won't leave you alone
Maan smirks.

CALL CID CHANDU
geet calls CID Chandu to report about her husband
M: geet! Now whom are you calling?
G: CID officer Mr.Chandu
M:(shocked) lekhin kyun?

G: chup
Chandu's wife Sasha picks up the call. geet puts the phone on loud speaker and continues to talk
S(sasha): hello!
G: hello! Can i speak to CID Chandu sir
S: he is out of station
G: teek hai. May i know who is on the line?
S: i'm his wife, Sasha
G: nice to talk to you ma'am
maan is silently listening to their conversation.
S: same here
G: btw where is CID sir?

S: my husband has gone to Switzerland for honeymoon

Maan and geet both are shocked to hear Sasha's reply. Maaneet both have forgotten about their fight and they become cordial.

WIFE BINA HONEYMOON
Geet whispers in maan's ears: maan! wife bina honeymoon kaise ho saktha?
maan is also very curious to know the answer.

M: geet! i too don't know. you ask Mrs. CID herself
G: teek hai
S: hello!...hello!..
G: haan Sasha ma'am! Can i ask you something?
S: hmmm
G: with out you, how can your husband go for honeymoon?
S: my husband is such a stingy person. He won't spend money that easily. he thought that, if both of us go for the honeymoon, it will cost more. So he has gone with his friend.
On hearing Sasha's reply, Maan starts to laugh.
M: honeymoon with friend. Interesting!
Geet gestures him to keep quiet and he stops laughing and whispers in geet's ear.
M: geet! Now ask her, whether it is a girl friend or boyfriend our CID has gone with
G: teek hai. i too curious to know it
M: ab pucho
G: sasha ma'am! Has CID sir gone with his girlfriend?

Sasha: (says angrily) listen! Don't dare to talk about my husband like that. He is a man of one women.
G: sorry ma'am. Par iska matlab....
S: yes! He has gone with his boyfriend Nakul

Maan is laughing

(hi Sonnal_17 dear, trust me. really i don't have anything against your switzerland. just like that it happens. now sorry for sending Our CID Chandu and nakul to your place. hope you won't happen to see them them. he he he)

G: but madam why did CID sir go with Nakul sir?
S: because, Mr.Nakul will share half the expenditure of the honeymoon
Maan whispers in geet's ear: geet! Now ask her, what else our CID shares with his friend.
geet blindly follows maan's words and she asks Sasha
G: ma'am what else they will share?
S:(says very casually) they will share everything that a honeymoon couple usually share
maaneet thinks about some dostana scenes.
G:(shocked) what?
maan is laughing holding his stomach.
S: haan. After all thy have gone on a honeymoon package na? So they are supposed to share everything

G: everything?

S: yes
G: acha. ma'am i have one more doubt
S: what?
G: when will you go for your honeymoon?
Maan is also curiously waiting to know sasha'a answer for geet's question.
S: i'm already on honeymoon only
G: really?
S: yes
G: where?
S: Shimla
G: are you alone?
S: how can somebody go to honeymoon with out a company?
G: but ma'am, now your husband is in switzerland. hena?
S: so what?
maaneet are confused.
G: ma'am i don't get you
S: lemme explain
Maaneet have almost forgotten that this is their Suhaag raat and both are curiously waiting for Sasha's explanation.
Sasha continues: my husband CID Chandu has gone to Switzerland for honeymoon with his friend Mr. Nakul. hena?
maaneet both say in chorus: haan
sasha is too involved in telling the honeymoon story. so she didn't notice maan's voice.
sasha: similarly, i have come to Shimla for honeymoon with my friend Tasha
Maaneet both almost faint.
sasha is confused by the silence on the other end.
S: hello! Is anybody there....hello...
maaneet are too shocked to respond.
S:helllloooo!!!!
maaneet:.....
S:(selftalk) i think the call got disconnected.
sasha cuts the call and wonders: btw who is that girl? Why did i tell her the entire honeymoon story?
sasha she thinks about her family reputation and faints.

back to maaneet....
they are still in shock.

G: maan! ye kaise family hai?
M: very bad
G: for honeymoon, husband is going to Switzerland with his boyfriend
M: and wife is going to Shimla with her girlfriend
G: what is happening to the family system in our country?
M: good question.
maaneet both burst into laughter.
M: but geet! i promise you. For our honeymoon, i'll definitely take you with me
G: ye lo! You first finish our suhaag raat properly. After that, let's think about our honeymoon.
Now only maaneet realise that this is their suhaag raat. maaneet both get into romantic mood. maan pulls geet towards him. When maan is about to kiss her lips, they both remember their fight a few minutes back. They again get into fighting mood and move away from each other without kissing.
G:(selftalk) dust danav. On suhaag raat, he is not even ready to kiss me. ye kaise pati hai?
Maan again starts to enjoy geet's restlessness.
G: MD sir!
M: what?
G: can i say something?
M: kya?
G: you must have become a sanyasi
M: haan. It would have been better than marrying you
G:(says angrily) dust danav. Definitely i'm going to diverse you
M:(teases her) good decision

CALL THE LAWYER
Geet lost her patience and calls our lawyer adi.
M: geet! Whom you are calling now?
G: lawyer
M: haan jaldi karo geet
geet gives him an angry look.

adi and pinki are about to hug and adi's phone rings
A(adi): who is calling at this time?
adi takes his phone.
A: excuse me pinky
P(Pinky): ji
adi attends the call: hello
G: am i speaking to lawyer adi?
A: ji
G: sir! i need your help
maan whispers in geet's ear : geet! Now put the phone in loudspeaker mode. You phone calls very interesting. i too want to hear the conversation
geet agrees and puts the phone in loud speaker mode.
A: what can i do for you madam?
G: actually i want to divorce my husband
M: geet! Tell him that it is our mutual decision
geet gives him a stern look.
A: but madam, when did you get married?
G: today
A:(shocked) kya?
G: yes
A: why do you want to diverse him?
G: because he is the worst husband i have ever seen

A: how many husbands you have seen?
G:(shocked) kya? What did you ask?
maan starts to laugh.
A: i'm asking you how many husbands you have.
This time maan also becomes angry by adi's question. maaneet both start to scold adi one after the other
G: stupid
M: idiot

G: fool

M: dumbo
adi is shocked to hear that.
G: lawyer sir! How dare you to ask me like this?
M: hey dude! Don't dare to ask my wife these types of questions. Otherwise i'll kill you through the phone itself
Adi is terrified by maan's death threat. And pinky's is confused to see adi's face.
P: adi kya hua?
A:(whispers) pinky! ssshhhh
G: lawyer sir! Now listen carefully. i've only one husband and he is very sweet
A: ji madam
geet kisses maan's cheek again and maan is happy.
M: hey lawyer! Did you hear what my wife just said?
A: ji sir
maan kisses geet's cheek and she is very happy.
A:(fumbles) ma'am! May i know who is speaking
G: i'm X's wife
Adi misunderstands that geet has said "ex-wife".
A: madam! Whose ex-wife you are?
G: what? Ex-wife?
maan gets more angry

M: hey idiot! i warned you na not to ask my wife these type of questions? Why are you repeating them? Are you planning for your own murder in my hands?(dialogue courtesy: aarthirajendran)
adi is shivering in fear. Pinky is very confused to see her husband's reactions.
maan kisses geet's forehead and says softly: don't worry my baby. This lawyer is such an idiot
geet hugs maan and says: you are right darling
Adi is hell confused by maaneet's romantic dialogue.he gathers courage and asks: ma'am do you really want to divorce your husband?
geets hugs maan more tightly and says: haan lawyer sir! i want to divorce him immediately
maan smiles and tightens the hug further.

REASONS FOR DIVORCE
adi: but ma'am you need to have a strong reason to apply for divorce
geet comes out of maan's embrace and replies: lawyer sir! i don't get you
A: lemme list all the possible reasons for divorce and you pick one out of them
G: ok
A: reason no.1: your husband is having an extra-marital affair.
geet is too shocked to react.
maan's blood is boiling.
A: reason no.2: your husband kissed his ex-girl friend in front of you
maaneet both are grinding their teeth.
Adi: reason no.3: your husband physically abused you
Maan is hugging geet assuringly.
A: reason no.4: your husband's ex-wife has come again into his life
Maaneet are loosing their patience
adi: reason no 5: your husband's son, who was born in an illegal affair, is claiming a share in your husband's property
maaneet feel like killing adi
Adi: reason No.6.....
M: i'll tell the reason no.6
A: ji sir
M: reason no.6: her husband has murdered her lawyer.
A: who is that lawyer sir?
M: hey idiot! You are the one. Now don't go anywhere. I'm coming to murder you. Did you hear me right?
Maan cuts the call.

Adi literally faints and falls flat on the bed. Pinky is shocked and worried about her suhaag raat with adi.

P: adi kya hua?
A: pinky! the don of Delhi has issued me a death threat
P: don of Delhi? Who is it?
A: the person who just now spoke to me on phone
P: lekhin kyun?
A: because he loves his wife crazily
P: (confused) so what?
A: pinky lemme sleep
adi closes his eyes tightly and tries to sleep.
pinky: adi! don't sleep. Now what about our Suhaag raat?
A: if the don leaves me alive, let's think about our suhaag raat later
P: but adi...
A: pinky chup. If you say one more word, I'll divorce you right now
P: what?
adi starts to sleep
P:(thinks about maaneet & wonders) but who these two people are? Where did they come from? Why they spoiled my suhaag raat through phone itself? God....you should be praised for having made such an incredible pieces.

@ maaneet bedroom
M: geet! Don't you get any other good lawyer
G: why should i get a good lawyer?
M: to divorce me
G: maan! i was just joking. How can i live with out you?
M: then why did you call that lawyer?

G: i've heard about him. He has never gone to a court. That is why i called him just to annoy you
M: acha. Do you want to annoy me on our suhaag raat?
G: but you are the one who started it. Why did you tease me?
M: geet! i wanted to set right an old pending account. So i decided to frustrate you
G: old account?
M:haan! In Promise and Pyar FF you frustrated me like hell before accepting for our suhaag raat. So i took revenge for that
G:(confused) what? Promise and Pyar FF?
M:(smiles) geet! it is a different story. Leave it. Lets think about our Suhaag raat now
G: teek hai
M:(teases her) geet! Do you know how to start suhaag raat?
G: i don't know. But why are you asking me?
M: because, i too don't know how to start
G: (shocked) really?
M:(says with fake innocence) haan geet
G:(sad) ab hum kya karenge?
M: karenge kya? Now let's sleep
G: what? Are we really going to sleep on our suhaag raat?
M: then whatelse can we do geet?
G:(thinks)
Maan hides his smile.
G: haaan! meri pas ek idea hai
M: what?

G: let's copy the bollywood suhaag raat scenes
M: very good idea. but geet, i've never seen a bollywood SR scenes.

SUHAAG RAAT GUIDE
G: don't worry maan! i have watched a lot of them. i'll guide you what to do
M: (smiles at her innocence) teek hai geet.
G: first. You go and get changed to a sherwani.
M: geet! There is no time for that. We have already wasted lot of time
G: teek hai. Now go to the door, turn and walk towards me with a romantic look.
maan goes to the door, turns and walks to geet.
G: maan! Now sit near me
maan controls his laughter and sits near geet
G: very good. maan! Now look into my eyes.
Both looks into each other's eye and eyelock happens.
geet is so sincere in guiding maan on their SR tour. so she comes out of the trance first
G: maan
M: haan geet
G: now cup my face and kiss my forehead
Maan goes full romantic and cups her face and kisses her forehead with so much of love.
G: now remove my dupatta from my head and remove my jewels.
Maan is loosing his self control and he removes geet's jewels passionately.

maan kisses geet's earlobe.
At maan's kiss, geet feel current,voltage,power,butterflies,humming bird, everything in her body(buddies, if you want you can add to this list.hehehe)
Geet couldn't talk beyond that.
M:(whispers in her ear seductively) geet!
G: hmm!
M: aage bolo geet! What should i do next?
Geet is blushing.
M: bolo geet
G: woh...woh...
M: haan bolo
G: maan! In the bollywood movies, hereafter they will switch off the light
Maan switches off the light.
M: geet! What is next?
G: in those movies, after the lights are switched off, the screen will go dark. So i don't know what will happen next
M: don't worry geet! i know what will happen next
G:(excited) really?
M: haan geet. lemme show you what would happen next
G: hmm
Maan gives her an ACTION KISS.
G: i love you maan
M: i love you geet

so finally maaneet's suhaag raat starts with all x, y, z...scenes.

'X-LESS SUHAAG RAAT'.... The End.