š) Olla Peeps - Ur regular written updaters r hyperventilating in cyberspace, so de Evil One is bak to diss...i mean dish de update!š¤£š¤£
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Galaxies to Glitterš
Last Saturday, Mishti Maan n Gith explored de galaxy and today glitterš¤£š¤£ Gith had some glitter on her face which her Make-upMaan cudnot tolerate. So, he wiped it off. Geet was grateful for the assistance and the bangles he picked. She tried to thank him, but he gave her the finger š¤£(No. Not that that oneš” the Bilkul chhup one) Make-upMaan indicated that lifetime employment was all he required and they sealed de deal with a hug...he even fixed flyaway hair from her forehead.š
Their make-out...i mean make-up session got interrupted by de saleman, who was wondering if they had finished. Before Geet could explain they had been playing glitter-glitter,š the dude told her to take her time n decide becoz marriage happence only once. Geet at this was askasance, but MakeUpMaan gave her his hand in assurance𤣠𤣠(Oh u notty pple...i mean held her hand not whatever u pervs thotš). Salesdude exits after promising to send the tailor & informing MakeUpMaan that he's got some glitter on his cheeks. Make-upMaan engages in self-help, but Geet decides to become his MakeUpWoman n remove it. āŗļø
Tailorman replaced by TailorBOI
This time their make-out...i mean make-up removal session gets interrupted by the whistling tailorman, Khayaliraam de ladiestailor. Make-upMaan can't handle de old competition especially when Geet chucks her duppatta and shows of her ankles, so boldly decides to become Geet's personal TAILORBOI𤣠Babaji blasts the lights observing this blasphemous demotion of de SEE-EEE-OOO to TAILORBOI! But, TAILORBOI is determined to complete his staring...i mean measuring mission and measures here, there, everywhere starting with her anklesāŗļø And since de darkness conphused de Screeching Aatma we got some other sureely chaps singing "Tere Maast Maast do Nain" while TailorBOI measured n measured...moments Geet appeared to treasure especially when he got upclose and measured her should from behind and then her waist from the front whilst they were barely centimeters apart.š
Geet puts TAILORBOI on de spot with the promise of a kiss if he tells why he wanted to be her tailor. She backs away thinking he's not upto de challenge, but he pulls her back into his arms. He promptly concedes he is jealous & possessive, and declares her solely his.š Not to be outdone, Geet acclaims TailorBOI as hers wholly. She closes her nain willing him to take his reward, but Moron's too sloooooooooooooooooooooow and ON the Lights Go. Geet saved by the light tries to escape, but TurtleMaan wants his reward (better late then neva i guessš¤£š¤£) . Tune in next week to find out whether Geet delivers or turns him into de DeliveryMaan. š
De LiftOperator & de Leech in the Lift
Anvil (Annie) & Arrow (Arjun) bicker in the elevator. He thinks he's hot, and she thinks he's rot. So, borrowing a page from TailorBOI's romance notebook, Arrow stops de elevator while Anvil ain't looking. Though he turned the lift off, he claims he's not a LiftOperator. She clings to him in fear like a leech and screeches like a banshee. De LiftOperator desperate to shut her up flicks on his lighter.
Pre-Cap
De Leech discovers via de Silly Fish that BroMaan didn't invite Dumbo (Dev) to his nuptials n Gith is Godzilla!
Type u mo typos next Sarcastic Saturday!š¤
Edited by AnjanaYYZ - 14 years ago
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