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Poli.Geek

@Poli.Geek

Dazzler

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Posted: 14 years ago

#251

@Pallu...Since it is impossible to apply rationality to the episodes I decided to apply it to the SBS/SBB debate....😆...Munda may not use his brain...but Polki can't live without using hers...😆

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-Blossy-

@-Blossy-

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

#252

You know you are in India when...

1. The elephants and cows have better jewelry than you do.

2. Pizza masala. Not quite the same as back home.

3. You get on a sleeper bus for the next nine hours to get to a World Heritage site, full of

amazing ancient ruins, and realize that the bus has no front door. (The bus is also full of Sri Lankan basketball players who sing Hindi and Tamil pop songs until four am.)

4. The air in the morning smells like chai tea and jasmine flowers' with just the slightest hint of cow dung and urine.

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Megha

@IndigoBlues

Rocker

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Posted: 14 years ago

#253

ayesha...awesome....i would like to give hats off to the writer....🤣..I hope this clears all misconceptions about Pakis....😊

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palluluvsmaan

@palluluvsmaan

Inactive

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Posted: 14 years ago

#254

Originally posted by: Poli.Geek
@Pallu...Since it is impossible to apply rationality to the episodes I decided to apply it to the SBS/SBB debate....😆...Munda may not use his brain...but Polki can't live without using hers...😆

thats our problem😆 we just cant stop applying brains😆

@Sasu Maa, yeah me planning to hit bed early today😃

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-Blossy-

@-Blossy-

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Posted: 14 years ago

#255

You Might Be From New York If...

You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.

The subway makes sense to you, and the subway should never be called anything like the Metro.

Your door has more than three locks and is made of steel.

You think Central Park is "nature."

You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the US pay on their mortgage.

You haven't seen more than 12 stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.

You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.

You have 27 different take-out menus next to your tele- phone.

Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."

Of course, you only go there to attend weddings or funerals.

America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

You have jaywalking down to an art form. You're born with it.

You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.

You don't hear sirens anymore.

You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.

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liv2laugh

@liv2laugh

Sparkler

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Posted: 14 years ago

#256

Hello All 🤗

How is everyone this morning 😃

Does everyone have a paint dabba open and ready 😃

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@49erFan

Sparkler

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Posted: 14 years ago

#257

Hello Daaku, Happy Diwali to you too!

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palluluvsmaan

@palluluvsmaan

Inactive

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Posted: 14 years ago

#258

Lets keep countries and age away from our devils discussions pleaseeeeee🤣 Me get senti😆

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Megha

@IndigoBlues

Rocker

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Posted: 14 years ago

#259

Jhan....i don't know what paint dabba is...but yeah..I've been making sigggie dabbas left right and center...

Pallu..please look at my last siggie. 😉

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Manal Ali

@.YixingsManal.

Achiever

+ 8

Posted: 14 years ago

#260

You know u r in Dubai When ....
1. You only went to a British private school.

2. You never walked to school, you only either got a ride from your parents or rode your school's coach bus.

3. You lived in either a condo or a Mediterranean-style villa.

4. Having fun during the weekends consisted of lying down in the beach, spending money at the mall, going to the beach again, and spending more money at the mall.

5. Your parents came home for lunch, took a nap, and went back to work.

6. 90% of your teachers were from England.

7. 0% of your teachers were from Dubai.

8. 99% of your classmates came from England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, India, Pakistan, Russia, Italy, the Philippines, the Netherlands, Greece and Australia.

9. 1% of your classmates were Dubai (UAE) Nationals

10. You had to learn French and Arabic from Grades 1-6

11. You either only drive a car, get driven by someone or take a taxi, and you never would be caught dead taking the public transportation (aka the bus).

12. 80% of your classmates in Grade 12/13 planned to go to England, Canada, the US and Australia for university/college.

13. You cannot live without air-conditioning.

14. You have never gone on a desert safari.

15. You never had to pay tax on anything, although you knew that whatever you bought was more expensive than buying it anywhere else in the world.

16. You grew up listening to British pop bands.

17. Buying a new cell phone at least twice a year was considered normal, and were seen un-cool by your friends if you didn't have the latest Nokia model phone.

18. Learned more about European history in school than Emarati history.

19. You're not in Dubai and always feel like you're missing out whenever you hear about Dubai in the news.

20. You know that a new mall is being built at least every month.

21. You know that a small condo costs at least one million dirhams.

22. You know that condos that cost less than one million will have their rents raised in about a week.

23. You know that Dubai is an attitude, not a city.

24. You know that no matter how arrogant, expensive, crazy, snobby, stressful, ridiculous, irrational and ostentatiously eccentric Dubai may be, you'll always come back to that city for the beaches, the glamorous yacht parties, the nightlife, and the priceless mix of good-looking multi-cultural people from all over the world!

25. You went skiing and snowboarding in the indoor ski resort at Emirates Mall.
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