Heyooooo everyone 😆 Jhappiz tay Pappiz are obviously the starters of this topic 😉 so jhappiz tay pappiz to AWL! Today AWL was not well 😆 BTW good news to all my Bumping Topic readers - Due to the big demand or rather threats 😡 (TO DA BRIJ 😲 how dare you?) of doing the BTS, 🤣 I shall resume doing bumpings every week on one episode ONLY 😆 Or I might do a ba..BIG bumping topic on the weekend on the weeks episodes so you'll get my review of every episode 😆 but I dunno how to go about doing that atm 😆
Anyways episode was a litte fhest fhest for me 😆 that means fast 🤣 Boy were CVs in a rush today 😳 I actually had high expectations today 😡 which is why they came crashing down. Boo hooo 😆
Faz's Wise Lessons on Life - 🤣 Don't have expectations from anything or anyone 😡 Its my fault actually, I was being stupid as the attachment to GHSP is growing at a rapid speed like a germ 😲🤣 Meh chado, I'm never going to have any expectations again 😆 until Maneet's Wedding Night that is
🤣 KAMINOON don't comment on this, everyone is utawala for their SUHAAG RAAT
😉 Anyways I know alot of people were a bit iffy with the episode so this bumping might cheer you up 😕
Off to the episode we go! Teehehe
*hip hop music starts playing* 🤣
WARNING - Post contains talks of XXX-Xratedness ☺️ & lots of it...and a little more than lots....add another handful....multiply by 2.....dont die *SRK ishtyle* I mean divide....square root it.......add another 3 handfuls..... right so I'm just taking the biscuit now 🤣 Its not this Xrated 😆 Wish it was though 😈😉 UNDER 16's no entry, warna DA BRIJ is going to make you LICK DA TALWAR! 😡😆
I solemly swear I will not listen until you manage to pop open my shirt buttons😲🤣
Ignore the title, I think creativity hit me like a brick there 🤣 But it was true, Munda didn't listen until Wifey managed to open the buttons of his shirt 🤣 KAMINA 😡😆 Was thinking X-ratedly even at this serious moment 🤣
Right episode & not me cursing Maan 😆 So Munda starts with Marzi toh meri chalay gi Geet! 😲 Seeee told you Munda was in an Xrated mood 🤣🤣😉 OYEEEEEEEEEE DA BRIJ is watching this 😡 ...with a perverted face I might add
🤣 So Hubby tells Wifey that Hamaray beech mein faisala lenay ka haq ab kho chuki ho 😲😲 INNA WADDI BAAT? 😲 what will happen to my Goru ka Gulaam song? 🤣 I cant sing it now ....My GAY-BRI-MAAN radar tells me Maan is thoda jaya demented & therefore lying🤣 ..soo INNDA WADDA JHOOT? 😲 WOOHOO I can sing my Gulaam song now 😆 Bechara, the pregnancy truth was definitley *desi accent* SHUCKING 🤣 I loved the *desi accent* SHUCKING promo, it defo *desi accent* SHUCKED me, I was so *desi accent* SHUCKED 🤣 At present we have managed to decipher that the *desi accent* SHUCK is *desi accent* SHUCKING 🤣 Oh right Update 😆 But OYE HOYEEE Kurri comes back with the Haath Wali line 😉 & then comands that Hubby Maan listen to her 😳 Aww ain't that shweet 😆 Practice makes perfect right? 😉 She'll be *desi accent* CONTROLLING Munda after marriage so why not start now?
Should I start calling Maan Tommy? 🤣 Jokes apart loved this scene 😳 OHMIGOSH Maan shuns Geet but Kurri is Punjaban OYE 😉 she didn't give up and grabbed his collar instead and questioned him 😳 It was such a nice & intense scene, I love that Geet is so determined to get her point across 😉 It was nice until Maan said BAS Geet 😲 I think I need to tie him up & cellotape his mouth, LET HER SPEAK MUNDAY 😡 She's trying to tell you the truth! 😡 AAAGGHHH stupidity of some men *rolls eyes here* He tells her to stop her Natak 😲 That's it
*Faz rolls her sleeves...goes into Brij mode...takes out DA TALWAR* 🤣 OYEEEEEE Maan I'm coming for you 😡😆 Geet is hurt and falls at his feet telling that she's not doing any drama Such a touching scene! I feel so sorry for Geet 😭 Enwavi faltoo aadmi made her cry 😡 Geet leave him and come to Faz baby 😉😆 What? Im serious....we're in dire need of some Fazeet moments 🤣 OYE CHAK DE PHATTE 😆 Back to the episode 😆 Now to the best part of the episode 😉 Geet falls at Maan's feet and in the process manages to pop open his shirt buttons
🤣 I found it HAWT & HILARIOUS! DAYUM I didn't know she was this utawali for the SR
After this scene my attention was totally diverted from the episode itself & onto Maan ONLY 😉 WHAT? Munda's sexy shexcy body was showing how can anyone concentrate? ☺️☺️☺️ MAR SUTIYA that smooth chest☺️...lucious Maan☺️...Hmmmm....Yummy 
I want Maan Jalebi right now
also I think in tonight's OUTHOUSE adventures i might need to take strawberries and wipped cream
*licks lips* 😉 As you can see besharam behaya Faz is still here somewhere 🤣 Xratedness never leaves ma side *smug face* 😉


Whilst perving on Maan😆, I came up with 5 ways I could trap Maan in a room/place with me and have my Xrated ways with him
😉 Although I don't think Munda would refuse or mind it either since I am his GuruFaz 😃 Meh I pheel so proud of my teachings 😉😆 DAYUM that bwoy is sooo FYNEEE, who wouldn't want him? *wolf whistle 😳 I don't think you lot wanna know about my 5 ways but Im still gonna tell 🤣
1 - Do what Geet did, decieve him, cry in front of him and VIOLA his buttons pop open, then wiping the FAKE tears away, you ATTACK/POUNCE on Munda and do the buisness😉...NOOO I don't mean do your toilet buisness on him 🤣 gosh paajis *desi accent* CONTROL 😆
2 - Stalk Maan in full black clothing, either you'll be weird or your just a big BRIJ fan 🤣 having that disgusting scarf around your neck will make you an exact clone of Brij 🤣 make sure Munda sees your stalking him so that he runs for DA JUNGLE & when he least expects it pounce on him in DA JUNGLE 🤣😉 & have some shaking shack sessions
Make sure the shack is strong enough 🤣 3 - My favourite way, sneak into the OUTHOUSE ahem ahem & lock all windows and doors and flush the keys down the toilet! 🤣 when Maan is in bed ready to sleep POUNCE and VOILA your in Maan heaven ☺️😆 You see this is the easiest way since you'll already have a bed present so what goes on under the Duvet only you and Maan will know 😉☺️
4 - ERRRMMMM...... I think I just forgot my other ways 🤣🤣 UFFFF my brain isn't working today as I have burnt all my brain cells by replaying the scene where Maan's buttons pop open so effienciently....☺️ guys aaj mind thora zaida he slow haiga, sadda dimaag has gone on an Xrated adventure you see hence no thinking now 🤣😉
WARNING - Do NOT try at home, this is to be carried out by only HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL people like Faz 🤣
DAYUMMMM what I wouldn't do to touch that SEXY chest of his...sooo LUSH 😳
😡 Anyways UFFFF so much HAWTNESS once again in one episode Me kati with the Geet Team 😆 why do they do this to me? 😆 Chado I have stalled enough with my random bakwas 🤣 Serious Note - This scene gets better 😳 Drashti was wonderful in this scene, she does her job so perfectly 😉 Hehe Kurri made Munda pheel bad shad 😈 He deserves it for not listening to her *sticks up nose in the air with a smug look* 😆 Munda bends a little to pick Kurri up *starts singing: He likes to bend it bend it...He likes to bend it bend it...* the song Like to move it move it is in my head plus I changed the lyrics which sounds way dodgey as im singing it 🤣 OHMIGOSHHH we had a MANEET MINI EYELOCK 😳😳 Stare into them eyes HAYEEE I swear Maneet are magic😍 The way they were positioned I thought he was gonna go in for a kiss 😆😳😉 Now Im dying to know is how Geet's attention didn't get diverted to his bare body? 🤣 WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? 😲 He was there in front of her...HALF NAKED I might add...why didn't she just jump him? *scratches head* 😕 The truth can come after they've had their magical night 😉😉😳 I swear I was moving my computer trying to get the damn shirt to move out of the way 🤣 then I started shotuing STRIP STRIP 🤣 Good thing no one was at home 😃 Anyways so Geet tells Maan the truth at this point...THANK GOD! I was getting bored already with soo much suspence & delaying 😆 *desi accent* PHINALLY the truth is out...well half of it...ZALEEL KAMINA dhokaybaaz billi's name wasn't mentioned yet!
Uh oh Geet said aur mainay ussay mann say maan liya 😳 why am I worried all of a sudden after seeing MK's expressions? 😕 I loved that she kept grabbing Maan's collar 😳 It defo made the scene powerful! Also Wifey was showing her Haq on her Hubby 😆 HOYEEEE I'm in love with scene and MG's BG music makes it even better 😉 Until Maan said Geet mujhay toh laga tha kay tum sirf meri ho OYEEEE KHOTAY 😆 she is yours idiot, what you on about, you have literally bedded her twice thrice, how much more do you want her? 🤣 HAILAAA Xrated Munda wants to go all the way 😲 Namak Chor what about me? 😡😆 Ungrateful Munda 😆 On a serious note....😲 yeh thats what I looked like at first I was *desi accent* SHUCKED 😆 until I understood the meaning of his words! Maan was on about Geet's earlier dialogue where she said she accepted the dhokaybaaz whole-heartdly, which means Maan thought she was in love with him (which she is, Dev was a kamina 😃) but Geet thinks it means in terms of her virtue 😳 DEAR LORD and there I thought this wasnt an Ekta show 🤣 *desi accent* MASSUNDASTANDING on Geet's behalf ! *Faz wacks herself* Stupid CVs 😡😆 so Kurri leaves without letting MK talk again...I wanted to stab my heart out Poor Maneet, how hurt they are and on top didn't have enough time to talk about it! Or rather CVs were in a hurry 😡 I guess we're going into Ektamai's Hero-Heroine stupid phase 😆 Surely Babaji will rescue us *looks at the skies....bird poops on head* 🤣🤣 That didn't happen in reality obviously but figuratively speaking 😆 UFFF I'll just leave it to the CVs to deal with it and it better be good 😡
WARNAAAA DA BRIJ ki talwar phir mayan say bahir niklay gi, lekin farq sirf itna ho ga kay aaj woh Devtara ka nahi, CVs ka khoon chaknay kay baad mayan mein wapis jaye gi! 😈
Okay that dialogued is chori ka maal from Brij's own dialogues 🤣 But Im pretty serious though! 😆 Even though I have the lol smiley at the end 😆 and again 😆 and again 😆 and again...DAMN this is going to just carry on, I *desi accent* PHEEL like Joey from Friends 🤣 a bit dazed! 😆
Maan has an epiphany....during the time in which he could've stopped Geet 🤣
The title again....brick...creativity you know the drill 😆 but it is true, in the time MSK was talking to himself he could've just chased Geet first, lock her in a room with him😉, have his little "going over things sessions" and VOILA we would've seen insteant Maneet Suha...I mean Confession 🤣 As you can see Im very XXXrated about MG 🤣 Going to hell 😭😆 BTW this scene was a big distraction too, I stopped listening to the dialogues and kept staring at Maan's bare body since the camera kept zooming in and out with the Ekta type sound effects RAWRRRRRR 😳 the best thing was the wind which kept blowing the shirt away more! ☺️ HOT-DAYUM-DEAR-LORD😆 So im still staring 😉 Why does he have the shirt on? 😳 *desi accent* NAUGHTY NAUGHTY! 😳 Might aswell take it off and give us some more Maan Nazaray 😃😉🤣 HOYEEE Maan angrily hits the table ☺️ His anger is just as SEXY as himself DAYUM! 😉 *STARTS SINGING: Im bringing sexy back ey ao, them mofo dunno how to act* 😆😆 As you can see Im not bothered about the dialogues, to make it simple Maan realises his mishtake & wants to stop Geet (read my sub-title again)🤣 Scene was all over which is probably why I thought best to concentrate on Maan and his body 🤣 You know inbetween I was thinking, how if I was there in that scene with him, that shirt would've been off ages it PFFFTTT 😆 WHAT? We would've had some table romance going on ☺️ Munda would've forgotten about Geet since he would've been busy with MOI 😉 Im thinking I should abduct him 😆 & then the seduction lessons start ☺️☺️☺️ 

Faltoo aadmi is just having his Doh moments when really he could have fun with ME in DA OUTHOUSE! 😉
Khotay na dimaag thoda kharab haiga, *desi accent* too much TENSION 🤣 I think I need to stop and move on, this scene dragged and I was thinking about ways in which I could touch Maan's body and floor him 😳😆 Serious note at least khota does have a brain and did accept his mistake 😆 even if this was so soon and in just one episode, CVs are going a bit loco The only good dialogue that I found was "Kay kiss nay tumhein dhoka diya hai" Maan had that INSANE LOVER look again which I adore btw 😳 OYE HOYE DevBilli ki watt lagnay wali hai ji 😈 BALLE BALLE I cant wait till Maan baby finds out about Dev's truth and then we shall see WORLD WAR MAAN 😆 Well he is going to be kicking Dev's ass right😉 So...I think DA BRIJ should come to Delhi & kick Dev's ass before Maan does, watch the 20th April episode and see Dev getting his ass handed to him by DA BRIJ 🤣 I love seeing Dev in pain😃, ITNI KHUSHI *govind babu ishtyle* 😆 Anyone see my FAKE TEARS of happiness? 🤣
Manadi's GAY TV live transmission 🤣
So Maan (with an open shirt i might add) goes running to Adi and upon seeing him does his jhapata maring action and pulls Adi in 😲😲 That was really gay, I swear I thought I was watching a fairytale where the hero pulls in his lady love 🤣 NAHINNNNNN aisa dekhnay say pehle mein mar kyun nahi gayi? *hindi film OTT ishtyle* 😆 DA BRIJ is not PLEASED 😡 DA BRIJ will make Maan lick DA TALWAR for cheating 😈 KAIMNAY tuadi affair toh sirf sadday naal si, tussi Adi nu beech vich kyun chuk kay lay aaye? 😲😲 TALWAR TIME 😈 Maan gets his CHADDIS in a twist again when Adi doesn't tell him where Geet is 🤣 Went shopping with Maan again, he still doesn't know how to go Chaddi shopping, he still likes his RAINBOW CHADDIS but with frills this time 😲🤣🤣 HAILAAAA! 😆 Adi declines telling Maan and Maan says Adi mein tumhara boss hoon 😲😲 KYAAAAAA? Eh Munda tay bohat fast haiga, Im suprised he didn't say Adi mein tumhara pati hoon, mera ashirwaad lo 🤣 or rather come to our DOSTANA PLACE
This was one of the most gayest Manadi interactions till date 🤣 Adi refuses again and says kyunkay Geet meri dost hai? *SCRATCHES HEAD* ERMMMM daal mein kuch kala hai 😲 Adi is stalling Maan because of his love for Maan 🤣 Sadda Adi inna wadda khota, he aint no cupid, the damn man wanted Maan all to himself for their self proclaimed dostana
🤣 I knew it, Adi found out about Maan cheating on him with Geet and now Adi is getting revenge 😆 No jhappiz tay pappiz for Adi DA BRIJ'S sautan 😡😆 HAYEEEE aye ki ho riya si? Maan grabs Adi by the shoulders and starts saying mein janta hoon kay Geet tumhara dost hai....OHMIGOSHHHH my brain....my visual thinking was showing me something else than their talks 🤣🤣 EWWWWWW 🤢 Okay Maan started shaking Adi...*starts singing: shake it shake it, shake it like a milakshake* 🤣🤣 Awwww even Adi had tears in his eyes because he knew MSK was going away from him 😆 DA BRIJ is pleased with these tears HA I love seeing people in pain 😈 I thought Adi was going to even give up his life for his "friend" Geet...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 🤣🤣 He keeps telling MSK that she's leaving...in the process Maan's losing precious time, he could easily just chase Geet 😆 Or Maan could've done up his shirt buttons so it wasnt so distracting 🤣 Even Adi was looking 🤣😉 Adi inna wadda kamina haiga, as they say everything's fair in love and war 🤣 This scene was pretty good, I have never seen MSK so desparate awww 😳 Lady Love is so lucky 😆😳 Manadi rocked it 😆
Maan's mein majnu majnu chilaoon ga shirt kay buttons tor kay 🤣
Awwww I missed Geet-Pinky action, it was soo sweet to see Pinky trying to stop Geet 😆 i love their sisterly friendship 😳 Geet says Meray yahan say chalay janay mein sab ki bhalai hai 😲 Nahinnnnn kuriyeeeee thats not true 😆 what about Maan? Heck forget about him what about Me Geet? 😭 What'll happen to our Fazeet moments 😉🤣 I cant believe Geet made Pinky promise not to tell 😲 Khoti, how else will Maan find you? 😆 Geet uses the OUTHOUSE window to escape 😆 She'd be a wonderful firewoman 😆😆 Thats the window I use to climb into the bedroom for my adevntures 😃😆 So MSK follows his Lady Love home with the chilaoon ga action of GEETTTTTTT😆😳 Nahinnnn Maan I think what you mean to say is Wifey or Geet Darling 😆😆😳😉 Awww the desparation in his voice 😳 So he's still in his non buttoned attire & asks Pinky Geet kahan hai? 😆 Pinky doesnt tell him 😆 Pinky kuriye tell him before Geet does her bhagam bhag 😆 Maan says Pinky mein tumhein tumhari job wapis de doon ga? HAINNNNN what is she a doggie? You gona give her a treat and shes gonna woof 😆 Maan treat Dev like that not Pinky 🤣 Pinky says Sir aap mujhay rishwat dee rehay hain meri dost ko dhokay denay kay liye! 😆 Awwwwwwww that wass sooo cute I love Pinky yaar, that was the most adorable thing I have ever heard in GUSP 😆😳 AHA in yo face Maan, take that for bribing someone 🤣 But Maan replies Nahin Pinky *MG Music which I still love it doesn't get old 😳* Maan explains to Pinky his desparation 😳 Awwww I felt for him there, chalo at least munda na dimaag thora kaam karnay laga haiga 😆 saddi tay BALLAY BALLAY 😉 Munda gets an idea to make Pinky write it instead of saying it....DAYUM munday pista badam khanda haiga 🤣 That means hes been eating his almonds 🤣 My punjabi still sucks 🤣 Chalo kuch toh asar hua meri training ka and my foods😆 warna Maan ki toh khair na hoti 😡 already idiot has wasted enough time 😆 So he's probably going to go after Geet now! Thank you Brain Walay Babaji, ab Maan kay dimaag ki ghanti aur mat bajana pleaje 😆😆 I swear you never know what his brain might do 🤣 This was a cute scene between Maan and his future saali 😉 So cuteeeee 😳 I cant wait till Maneet get married, then we can see some Jeeju-Saali teasing between Maan & Pinky 😆 Hopefully Maan won't fire her then 🤣
Dadi, Dev and His new Victim Meera 🤢
What a faltoo scene SKIPPPPPPP 🤣 I swear I never got bored watching Devtara but this was so unnecessary & boring! We could've had just Maneet without any distractions but noooooo we had to have this boring scene, the only good thing was Dadi and Meera! 😆 Im missing DEVTARA, CVS bring them back warna LICK MA TALWAR 😈 The best thing was Meera making a snidey remark about NT 🤣🤣 Dev deserves it 😈 The more pain he suffers, the bigger my heart becomes 😆😉 You know when NT comes back, I want her to ATTACK Meera 🤣 That'd be so much fun to watch, PSYCHO NT kicking Meera's ass, CAT FIGHT MEOWWWWW 🤣 although Meera is nice she needs to be careful, KAMINA Dev cant be trusted 😆 Its true, I wouldn't leave my cats alone with him in a room, next thing I find out they are pregnant...which is unnatural since both my kittens are boys 🤣🤣🤣 DEAR LORD I hope I never see this day 🤣 People please keep anything that moves hidden from Dev, his raging hormones cant be trusted 🤣 Faltoo scene like I said before! Had this been used for Maneet the episode wouldn't have looked rushed 😆 Abhinav isn't going to choke up and vomit if he doesn't get footage for one episode *rolls eyes* 😆 Meera tells Dev that he is NICE! *Faz throws her chapal at Meera and then wacks herself and rips her hair out* 🤣🤣🤣 DEARY me, does this girl have a brain? Or did it go on a toss mission after seeing Dreamy Junior? 🤣 Jeez 😳 Dev says he isn't nice! SHABASH putar for that I'll loosen your leash for 5 mins 😆 Have to keep this horn dog locked up warna he ends up impregnating anything that moves 🤣 Anyways their convo was pretty good, at least Dev is thinking 🤢 Didn't know EVIL could have a guilty conscious 😳 tuadi phen nu lassi pilawan 🤣 that was random and chori ka maal but I just wanted to say it to Dev 🤢🤣😉 I hope when Meera finds out about Dev, she bombs him 😆 or rather slap him for being a namard 😆 Its true, I would love to murder him with DA TALWAR or I might make him LICK DA TALWAR since my tallu is very rusty 😆 I heard only Dhokaybaaz Billis like Dev can clean it in winter 🤣 im being so random, dont blame me its 2 in the morning 🤣 Stupid scene! 😆
Dukhi Geet, Nanga Maan & the never stopping train 😆
OYEE the ticket seller was so rude😡😆 learn manners mate 😆 Geet says iss shehar kay darwazay meray liye band ho chukay hain 😭 poor girl, feels alone once again due to a EKTAISH misunderstanding 😡 Nahinnn Geet mera darwaza khula hai 😆 Geet takes the phast express train ticket 😆 Kurri is crying whilst Munda is running like an insane Majnu 😍 MAR SUTIYA Maneet just make every scene worthwhile don't they? 😳 Maneet Lovin is getting intense and Faz love it 😳 HAILA menu sharam aa rehi haigi 😆😳 *takes our rumaal and blushes like a shy groom* 😆 I swear this stupid misunderstanding better get sorted before i rip my ghanay baal out 😆 Now lets hope Munda can stop his wifey and get everything sorted out and then we see their suha...I mean romance 🤣😉 I'd much rather it'd be Suhaag Raat though 


Yes im a complete perv 😆😉 and soo proud! 😃 Any Xrated questions: fire away!😉
Overall an alright episode but I disliked it 😆
P.S. This topic is AXTREMELY long! Maybe I should've written that at the start 🤣
Stars of the show - Geet, Maan, Adi & Pinky also the escape window 🤣
Action of the day - Maan's buttons getting popped open ☺️😆
Comedy goes to - Manadi Dostana 😉
Expressions today - Geet she was awesome!
Precap
I wanna throw my jutti at Geet 😡 he came for you idiot why are you running now? 😆 Had it been me I would've been like Maan putar, aa galay lag ja jaan, dil balle balle hu jave ga aur dil nu thandak pai jave gi 😆😉 And then I would've pounced on Maan regardless of the fact that we're in a public train station 🤣 I gotta get Xrated with him 🤣 They better show us Maan finding Geet in time warna DA CVS are in for DA TALWAR LICKING SESSION 😡 Im serious, I might just end up butchering them 😆 DA BRIJ has no *desi accent* LIMIT 😉😆
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Time to hate post - It sucks as always 😆 Sorry guys I need to bring back DA XRATED/Funny FAZ Im missing my oldself
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