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So this idea came to me after seeing the new promo. Apologies if it is too out there. I had a crazy few days at work and did this to blow off some steam.
So this starts when Geet tells Maan that she is going to Hoshiarpur.
Geet: Sir I am going to Hoshiarpur.
Maan (Angrily): What? Why? I am going with you. 😡
Geet (also angry): Why? I don't need you. I can manage. Hmmphh 😡
Maan: Yeah right 😡......nice try......you ain't going anywhere near that nutcase family of yours without me 😡
Geet: How dare you call my family nutcases? 😡
Maan: What else do you expect me to call them? They tried to kill you. 😡
Geet: You cannot say anything about them. They are my family. Only I am allowed to say bad things about them 😆 😆 😆 (to herself - every single one of them is whack jobs 🤣..... but that does not mean that he has the right to call them nutcases 😳......especially considering he is nuts himself 🤣)
Maan: So are you telling me they are all respectable pillars of the community? They are all crazy. They should turn your haveli into a mental asylum and begin admitting all your family members especially your brother.
Geet: Yeah sure....look who is talking.
Maan: Matlab?
Geet: Go after my brother!!!!! What about your brother who left us locked in the conference room even after we asked him to let us out just because he thought there was something going on between us 😔 . The genius had a key but still left us stuck in there 😡. Do you even know how much trouble that caused for me?
Maan: What trouble???
Geet: Never mind. I mean come on. Would it have killed him if he opened the door? Wait, he would not do that unless you told him something about me. What did you tell him about me? 😆
Maan: Are you serious? 😡 What would I tell my brother about you and more importantly why would I tell my brother about you? 😕
Geet: How the heck should I know. Your brother is weird. He hires a hotel room in the same city where he lives and decorates it with red roses 😕...... I mean does he not like it at home or what? 😆 😆 😆
Maan: My brother was trying to impress his wife.
Geet: What? By booking a room in a hotel 20 minutes from the house. He should take her on a vacation to Shimla or something 😎 😉
Maan: I will make sure he gets your suggestions.
Geet: Thanks. I think you could do with a trip to Shimla yourself. You should accompany them. Take daadi too. 🤣
Maan starts getting visions of Dev-NT fighting and daadi picking on his brains. 😆 😆 😆
Maan (shuddering at the prospect): Geet you are crossing your limits. Have you gone mad? 😡
Geet (to herself): How did Maan know insanity runs in the Handa family 😲 🤣
Geet (aloud): Ek pagal ko baaki sab pagal hi nazar aate hain. 😆 😆 😆
Maan: What are you mumbling????
Geet: Well anyways I can take care of myself. There is no need for you to go. Besides daadi needs you.
Maan (thinks to himself) : What 😲 - oh brother wait Geet is planning to leave me alone with daadi ..... daadi will drive me nuts 😲........On one hand Dev and NT fight like cat and dog 🤢....... and on the other daadi will be after me to get married. I figured if I showed her a fake fiancee I would be ok but now daadima has gone crazy and is beginning to plan a wedding 😕 😕 😕....... I need to get away. How do I explain to Geet that I am looking to flee 😕
Maan (to Geet): I will go with you too. I will keep you company because I am your fake fiancee.
Geet: Look Mr. Fake Fiancee for the last and final time you do not need to come with me.
Maan: I am going and that is final.
Maan (to himself): If we both stay here in a few days time I will have a fake wife and later fake kids .......sab daadi ko meherbani se.......it is better that I disappear. I am not letting Geet out of my sight. 😒....... she is always threatening to leave me. 😒 ...... what if she uses this opportunity to really leave me. I cannot take that chance 😆 😆 😆
Geet: Maan..........
Maan: I better go with her. I will keep and eye on her to make sure there are no problems and also so that she does not run away. What will I tell daadi if she does run away.😲
Geet: OK fine whatever. Go get your stuff. 😆 😆 😆
Maan: No we leave tomorrow morning. 😆 😆
Geet: GRRRRR. Dusht Danav spoiled all my plans. 😡 Now I will have to jhelofy this guy. I thought I would have some fun in HP but now I cannot.
Maan: This is the chance to find out what Geet really thinks. Let me see if there is a better chance to pataofy her in peace. There are too many people here. Maybe lady luck will smile on me in HP 😆 😆 😆
That is it folks
Apologies for the bakwaas
Jhan
So this starts when Geet tells Maan that she is going to Hoshiarpur.
Geet: Sir I am going to Hoshiarpur.
Maan (Angrily): What? Why? I am going with you. 😡
Geet (also angry): Why? I don't need you. I can manage. Hmmphh 😡
Maan: Yeah right 😡......nice try......you ain't going anywhere near that nutcase family of yours without me 😡
Geet: How dare you call my family nutcases? 😡
Maan: What else do you expect me to call them? They tried to kill you. 😡
Geet: You cannot say anything about them. They are my family. Only I am allowed to say bad things about them 😆 😆 😆 (to herself - every single one of them is whack jobs 🤣..... but that does not mean that he has the right to call them nutcases 😳......especially considering he is nuts himself 🤣)
Maan: So are you telling me they are all respectable pillars of the community? They are all crazy. They should turn your haveli into a mental asylum and begin admitting all your family members especially your brother.
Geet: Yeah sure....look who is talking.
Maan: Matlab?
Geet: Go after my brother!!!!! What about your brother who left us locked in the conference room even after we asked him to let us out just because he thought there was something going on between us 😔 . The genius had a key but still left us stuck in there 😡. Do you even know how much trouble that caused for me?
Maan: What trouble???
Geet: Never mind. I mean come on. Would it have killed him if he opened the door? Wait, he would not do that unless you told him something about me. What did you tell him about me? 😆
Maan: Are you serious? 😡 What would I tell my brother about you and more importantly why would I tell my brother about you? 😕
Geet: How the heck should I know. Your brother is weird. He hires a hotel room in the same city where he lives and decorates it with red roses 😕...... I mean does he not like it at home or what? 😆 😆 😆
Maan: My brother was trying to impress his wife.
Geet: What? By booking a room in a hotel 20 minutes from the house. He should take her on a vacation to Shimla or something 😎 😉
Maan: I will make sure he gets your suggestions.
Geet: Thanks. I think you could do with a trip to Shimla yourself. You should accompany them. Take daadi too. 🤣
Maan starts getting visions of Dev-NT fighting and daadi picking on his brains. 😆 😆 😆
Maan (shuddering at the prospect): Geet you are crossing your limits. Have you gone mad? 😡
Geet (to herself): How did Maan know insanity runs in the Handa family 😲 🤣
Geet (aloud): Ek pagal ko baaki sab pagal hi nazar aate hain. 😆 😆 😆
Maan: What are you mumbling????
Geet: Well anyways I can take care of myself. There is no need for you to go. Besides daadi needs you.
Maan (thinks to himself) : What 😲 - oh brother wait Geet is planning to leave me alone with daadi ..... daadi will drive me nuts 😲........On one hand Dev and NT fight like cat and dog 🤢....... and on the other daadi will be after me to get married. I figured if I showed her a fake fiancee I would be ok but now daadima has gone crazy and is beginning to plan a wedding 😕 😕 😕....... I need to get away. How do I explain to Geet that I am looking to flee 😕
Maan (to Geet): I will go with you too. I will keep you company because I am your fake fiancee.
Geet: Look Mr. Fake Fiancee for the last and final time you do not need to come with me.
Maan: I am going and that is final.
Maan (to himself): If we both stay here in a few days time I will have a fake wife and later fake kids .......sab daadi ko meherbani se.......it is better that I disappear. I am not letting Geet out of my sight. 😒....... she is always threatening to leave me. 😒 ...... what if she uses this opportunity to really leave me. I cannot take that chance 😆 😆 😆
Geet: Maan..........
Maan: I better go with her. I will keep and eye on her to make sure there are no problems and also so that she does not run away. What will I tell daadi if she does run away.😲
Geet: OK fine whatever. Go get your stuff. 😆 😆 😆
Maan: No we leave tomorrow morning. 😆 😆
Geet: GRRRRR. Dusht Danav spoiled all my plans. 😡 Now I will have to jhelofy this guy. I thought I would have some fun in HP but now I cannot.
Maan: This is the chance to find out what Geet really thinks. Let me see if there is a better chance to pataofy her in peace. There are too many people here. Maybe lady luck will smile on me in HP 😆 😆 😆
That is it folks
Apologies for the bakwaas
Jhan
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