#Devil's Den#: I KISSED A DUDE N' I LIKED IT..:P - Page 82

Originally posted by: *mesweet neha*

My Post😉 😆
I know 🤣 .
Gawd knows why i so loved this color. Saw a gorgeous gal wearing pink 😳 🤣. Index moved to the introduction 😆😆
🤣 Really ? 😲 🤣 Where was it before ?

as i reserved mine a lil' late.😆
🤣🤣 Ohh .. I see !

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🤣 SAY NO TO SPAM ! 😈 . Says yea .. the Warning guy 🤣 !

NEEJI SANDESH: Kiee...so before we begin...i js want to letchya' know that i have this tendency to make fun of EVERYTHING.(Even when i dont try😕)...so please dont expect any mushy/sincere stuff from me...mainly because...most of the times i just blabber whatever.😆
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🤣🤣 *Puts on ma earfones*
Hence, if you are one of those people who cant stand insanity and random ramblings ..then the DEN offers some very decent experts who outdo themselves every time they do the analysis.😳😃.....so you might wanna' stick to their posts for the intellectual writing.😉😳😃

🤣 Like Gauri ji ! Ahh , where is she 😳 ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

and If you are STILL reading this.... then i hope you have fun.😆😆😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Will tell ya at d end of this !

Thankyou.😉
😡
🤣 !!!!!!!!!

NOW lets get started...😆

🤣 NOT HERE ☺️ ! Sab log kya kahenge ?? 😲 🤣🤣🤣🤣

--AA GAYE LAG JAA--

(Maan to Geet)

🤣🤣 MUSHYYY eh ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *Calls the PG's*

Alrighty ....so the episode commences with the much awaited HUG😉....where our sohni kuri Geet hugs munda maan near the PHOOHARA in SLOWWWWWW motion 😳😆😆.....followed by the BREATHTAKING performance of LOWE OF MY LIFE- THE PARESHAAN ATMA's
-MAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ve..mahiii mahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...rant at the background.😕

🤣 Get into DETAILS !!!!
Throw light on the butterflies which moved inside ya, wen you were feeling the scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(OKEY ...so i dont even know how to react to him anymore😕....The scene looked soooo much betta' without the headfones😆😆..Oh well...i dont think the pareshaan dude is going to make a patli gali exit ANYTIME SOONER...🥱🥱He likes to make people cry out of misery and plead " I BEG YOU PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE" . Such a sadist he is🤢)

🤣AWWWWWW 😭 Emosonal Atyachar !

ANYWAYS.....lets focus on the epi..😆😆So, She hugs him ... he hugs her back...still lookin' TALLI and having hard time opening his eyes(MAY BE he is in the desperate need of an EYE OPENER🤣*Ignore me*🥱)

🤣🤣 They were wearing VIRGIN clothes & she was trying to unbotton his pants 🤣🤣🤣 . He was so lost in PHEELINGS 🤣🤣
.....so he decides to CLOSE THEM instead...🤣
🤣 ahh.. after she opened it ?? 🤣
...givin' an impression to the viewers that he is FEEEEELING that LOVEEE moment..🤣🤣
🤣 The JOY OF LOVVEE IS INEVITABLE - BABA SHAK
🤣*SMARTASS😉*
how do ya know 🤣🤣 ?
All this while our (CMB)CAMARE WALE BHAYIA keeps himself busy by capturing "the HUG" from all POSSBILE ANGLES so that later....the PHANGIRLS can ANALYSEand DISSECT each n' every shot with their AMAZING SKILLS.😳(Awww how considerate of him 😆😆Runs to Open a FANPAGE for the CMB)
🤣🤣It would become ADULT CONTENT had he focussed elsewhere !
🤣🤣🤣He would hv then been cursed KIDS-HATYA dosh 🤣 ..

But wait, THE story has a TWIST😆😆...just when munda maan starts imagining their first KISSSSSSSS...,🤣🤣 KICKASS !!!!! geet decides to b a spoil sport and declares the BACKOUT😆😆 🤣 whaa a spoilt sport ! ...crushin' poor guy's 🤣guy's
WHAA !🤣 HAWW .. I can imagine his PAIN 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE MAKING DREAMS...😆. 🤣 yew mean WOH dreams 🤣🤣🤣🤣? Munda becomes apprehensive of WHY she is doing that to him??? Before he could question her...she puts her dandy hand on her mouth 🤣 KAHA KAHA rakthi hai yaar - upar, niche aage , peeche 😲😲 !...almost SCRAPING the epidermis of her skin 🤣🤣 He needs RABIES vaccination i now ! ....and walks out....🤣.Munda sulks for a while buh then decides to STALK HER BACK..🤣🤣 .. DESPERADOO !!!!

He follows her out of the NIGHT LIFE OWL PUB and puts his RAILWAY PHATAK STOP sign by placing his arm in front of her. "MUJHE JAANE DEEJEYE SIR" Geet demands...buh our munda doesnt seem to be in the mood of playin'..." JEE HUZOOR-...JEE HUZOOR" so he continues with his arm curfew. "AYK MINT" 🤣🤣 Means : Moo me badboo hai, Ek mint please !! 🤣🤣 ... (as in "ek minute"😆though it sounded like "AYK MINT"🤣🤣🤣) he continues asking"TOH PHIR TUM YAHAN AAYI KYUN THI??"🤣 beech me chod kar chali gayi na ? I raspect his EMOSANS 🤣🤣🤣🤣....followed by the ECO...ECO...ECO...🤣🤣🤣(Is this show gettin' inspired by kekta maayi's DEVI shows??🥱I have been noticing from since a while now..they seem to be obsessed with the ECO sound effect😆😆😆...and the funny thing is this dialogue dont even need the SPECIAL ECO TREATMENT ...😆😆the guy asked a very simple question...which he had ask 248q74q8974times ALREADY since geet came to the party🤣Oh well...😆
🤣🤣 This is attract older ppl to d show. They must be tired of kids giving immature petitions. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
).Anyways, Geet does ....what she is a pro at :STARES like lifeless praani.😕 🤣Now she needed an EYE CLOSER ! We all know about the EFFICIENT TELEPATHY EXPRESS SERVICE that these two share 🤣🤣 (like us eh ??) ROFLL 🤣 We are so better !! ...for sendin' NEEJI PREM SANDESH right?? 🤣, so Maan looks into Geet's eyes 🤣🤣 Geet* rolls her eyes* ...Through TELEPATHY they converse 🤣 They recite Neeji Prem Sandesh Mantra 🤣🤣 ...and VOILAAAAAAAAAA the HOLY MESSAGE is recieved by BABA MAAN DEV and he plays the buzzer sayin "MUJHE MAALOOM HAI TUM YAHAN KYUN AAYII THI"🥱😆 in assurance.🤣🤣 Ahh, get into deatails babby 🤣 .*MUSHY* 🤣😕 (Phangirls go on "OOGLE" to search for the TELEPATHY LTD. ... to get an access to this service ...so that like GEET they can also tell their DIL KI BAAT to Maan ji without makin' it PUBLIC.🤣) 🤣🤣 PG's do it in their *** DREAMS 🤣🤣 They aren't a spoilt sport like Geet !

Okeii this part was INTENSE....NOW...😆😕
🤣🤣🤣 How much 2927262525 degrees ???

Maan does the BABA ANTARYAAMI act on geet sayin BABA SAB JAANTA HAI BACHA...
*He starts to corner her*😆😆😆"MEIN JAANTA HOON TUMHEIN FARAK PADTA HAI...KI MAIN KIS KE SAATH HOON.. .😆"KAHAN HOON" TUMHEIN BULKUL ACHA NAHII LAGTA JAB MAIN PARI KE SAATH HOTA HOON" 😉.."MERE DIL MEIN JIS LADKI NE JAGAH BANAYI HAI WOH PARI NAHII...WOH ....*SUSPENSE MUJIC*....WOH....WOH...🥱...😆...Certainly the 83774894 times WOH bored the poor girl to death so she says "MUJHE KUCH NAHII JAANNA"and pushes the I KNOW IT ALL guy off her face...Maan gets the ZOR KA JHATKA ZOR SE...seein' the ultimate girl power😆😆 (Hil gaya tha bichara). "GET OFF OF ME...YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT"..😉😆she says ...and runs from there...afta' doin' HAWWW HUU with her dupatta.. 😆 leavin' the poor drunkard dejected behind 😆😆

(Worth watchin' scene though😳Nyc package overall😃)

🤣 AHHHH ! Now i roll eyes. No Masala, No favour. No Cheesy. No MUSHY. No Touchy !!!!!!!! *Goes to make a petition* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

--KHUMBKARAN AND NIMBU PAANI--

(Nimbu paani for Maan baby😉)

🤣 Post Suhaag Raat ! Geet in her VIRGIN clothes to Maan sleeping on his VIRGIN bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Starts with baby maan dozin' off like nuffin' happened.😆😆😆 🤣 He is having *** dreams too !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
. Geet makes the SEHMI BILLI ENTRY with the NIMBU PAANI as she thinks that IT will help Maan to recover from the last night's DESI DAARU HANGOVER.😳😆She goes near the bed and sees our KHUMBHKARAN sleepin' .....posing his a** towards her..😆😆 🤣 & farts ? This seems to GET HER ATTENTION and she starts checkin' him out...😆😆
🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO ! Sannate me jaasoosi ! 🤣🤣 SLY GEET !
Munda maan turns to show off his sexy bare chest which was rippin' thru the unbottoned shirt to BREATH....THE FRESH AIR.🤣🤣🤣(must be real HAWWT in there right??🤣🤣) 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now ur adding spice to d scene !!! Geet realizes that this FREE SHOW 🤣 Did he eva pay for her ?? 🤣🤣 can surface her xxx rated thoughts 🤣 whaa d PG's have too ? and decides to leave the NIMBU PAANI on the side table ...before her ANDAR KA SHAITAAN revives..and do TANDAV on maan's sleek body🤣.

AWWW !! PG's would DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS for it !

--I KISSED A GUY AND I LIKED IT..HE HAS AN IMPRINT OF MY CHERRY LIPSTICK 😆--

(Geet to Maan)
🤣🤣 Now I'm jealous ! 🤣🤣🤣

She is about to leave when the CLICHE' SCENE FROM THE AD/BC century takes place.....where her DUPATTA falls in LOWWWWWE with The hawt guy's MUSCULAR ARMS...and they take the holy vows to NEVER DISTANT from each otha'.🤣🤣 Duppatta to Geet : Tumne jo nahi kiya, me karoongi 🤣🤣🤣😆Sadist Geet takes DAAKU AVTAAR and tries to SEPARATE THE LOVERSSSSSS😉buh fails miserably 🤣🤣🤣. Apparently, the SHOE who witnesses all this feels its UNFAIR and decides to teach her a LESSON 🤣🤣🤣🤣 SHOE : I wish I was doing Tandav on Maan';s sleek body 🤣🤣.In order to do that it tricks DAAKU GEET to TRIP 🤣 Yup ! ...as she moves forward to COMMIT THE EVIL DEED😭😆😆. 🤣🤣🤣 Maan shouts - BACHAAAOOOOOO !!!
As the result Geet falls on munda maan, paintin' his sexy face with her lipstick.. . Viewing this, her shoe flashes the VICTORY LAUGH...sayin" HAHAHAHHAAHHA...GOTCHYA"🥱 .The KISS OF LOWWWWWE manages to wake our KUMBHKARAN and he gets all CHARGED UP feeling her body on top of his own..🤣They both go to the STARE trip to SWARGLOK , with CAMERE WALE BHAIYA left behind showing the FLASHBACKS of last night with BHAYANAK THISH THISH soundeffect..to SAVE THE AUDIENCE FROM THE BOREDOM
caused by their ABSENCE.🥱 Maan and Geet come back to the EARTH from their lil' "SHOW ME THE HEAVEN" holiday trip as GEET has the verge to go pee. Maan inquires HOW DID HE CAME HERE from geet...buh since she was in the emergency , she runs from there..without answering his query 🤣.Munda feels DISAPPOINTED as he wanted to break STARING WORLD RECORD by staring for straight 365 days at her .

🤣 MORAL : How to retain VIRGINITY foreva !!! 🤣🤣

😉--UNDERCOVER PARINDI AT YO' SERVICE-- 😉

🤣🤣 😍 Pink pink Pari !!!

The scene had nothing to mention actually...other than the fact that parindi looks on suspicious when our romeo-juliet display their ETERNAL LOVE FOR STARING...in front of her.😆So i guess PARI HATERS can consider LOVING her off now..for the most obvious reasons.. 😆😆

🤣🤣 *SNATCHES PARI & TAKES HER HOME*

Thoughts??

🤣🤣 LOTS ☺️ !! Will tell ya after I send Pari back home. 🤣🤣

luv

neha<3😳

☺️ *Chucks Pari out* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Message: There was an emergency case at the clinic so i had to leave for work for a short period of time.Came home late.Hence the late update. Sorry.I know Dev-tara scene+ few more scenes are missin'..buh m too tired to write it out.😆😆😆 🤣🤣 Whaa were ya duin at the clinic ??? 😲

Originally posted by: secretkeeper

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Originally posted by: fats30

for gauri and all enjoy atif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gYhyaOltrQ

gauri can you uplad this video on this page

can any body upload this video i dnt knw how to do it

Originally posted by: bDgT

Thanks Dits!

Hiya my dear Mehr! Got my take in a few mundane verses on Page 77, do check it out and give me your views! Look forward to them!

Hiya Vini, Caco, Ayseha, Pallo, Neha, Sin, Jyo, 🤗

MEHR darling! I need you to read it because I took it from a OPEN HEART SURGERY angle