BEDROCK Maaneet Bumping - CHUP.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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DONT READ IF YOU HAVE SOMME ISSUES WITH 16+ TALKS😊
iant mature? dont read.
dont have time for your complaining to me how you dont like the way i talk.
either look or DONT but dont be complaining cause everyone has their own way of expressing!
dont like MY BT'S?.. wait for faz to update than😉.
heyyo everyone;
guess whos back?😉
yeess sireeee ASMA is BACK!
btw: did you guys see that RED hottie in yesterdays episode?☺️🤣 *PERV FACE*
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the episode starts geet cutting the fruits maan is staring at her😍
billa&billi are coming downstairs - ONLY if geet saw them she would chase them around with that CHAKU like a CHIMPANZEE🤣 eeeeee ooooooo aaaaaaaa!
btw: im known as chaku in MP since i have anger management issues.. i need to see a shrink🤣
maan starts talking to himself AGAIN since he has no friends😆 - LOL see im evil im making fun of my sexpartner🤣 but your still smokin' HOT tho☺️ *perv face*
the CHAKU tan tan taaaa falls down geet bends down to pick it and maan looks back and WHOOSSHH shess goneee - just look at maan's face "😲" he was acting like he saw sasha humping tasha🤣 EWW dont even imagine that .. me&faz would loved to see some lesbo humping if they were ACTUALLY HOT🤢🤣
blaa blahh billa&billi come down billi is like i wanna go to since its my "billa's" first day *ROLLS EYES* .. lets see DOES ANYBODY GIVE A DAMNN IF YOU GO OR NOT? *looks around .. no one put their hands up*😎
even tho my sexy dadi is gone *sniff* NAHHHIIINN *covers ears* NAHHINN; i still like this dadi😃
PAHAHAHAHA she starts with her melodrama health issues again😆😆
dw dadi we feel you shisshhttaa🤣 .. thats what MAAN does to US😍
our hearts start pouncing like cheetahs, our minds start erupting like volcanoes, our bodies start to get wet😉🤣
and those faces she makess maan so got that from his dadi - faz its songtime: I GOTT IT FROM MY DADII OOO I GOT IT FROM MY DADDDII😎🤣
dadi than starts calling maan all bechari naive and stuff making maan seem so melodramatic too LOOLL! oohhpleassee🤣


office time you know what office means in dramas yess sireee thats exactly what i mean officesex😉🤣 do some footsy tottsy under the desk do some cloak hanging grindingg if you want the whole list call me at 1-800-thebestwaytohaveofficesex by that i mean you can PM ME🤣🤣
we have maan introducing the billa MEEEOOOOOWW *an unattractive meow*
why on earth would you put dev as boss? *rolls eyes* he doesnt no crap
dev whats 1+1?
dev: "1 is 1 + is + 1 is 1 so it has to be ONE"
see do you understandd my lame examplee🤣
LOLLL i hate it when maan says "my younger bro" forgodsakes he looks 10years older than you or mostly cause hes TALLER than you🤣
"HEELLOOO DEV" - AHAHAHAHAHHA sasha sounded like such a manly beast when she said hi to dev🤣 stupid dipper trynaa put on good english🤣!
"you got more prettier" MY VIRGGGIINN EARS MY VIRGIINN EARS
when the hell was she EVER pretty🤢 dev dev dev naive dev stop banging on the uglychicks your only gonna create uglybabies🤣 i wanna see billa&billi son/daughter there first words: MEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW🤣 the chick will have bushy eyebrows & upperlip and ALL the other places *BARF* and the guy will be hairyybeastt cant even see his eyes prolly cause of the facial hair🤣 EWW dont imagine that itss soo wrongg🤢🤢🤣
but gotta hand it to you dev puthharr got some guts hittin on other chicks when your wwe superstar wife is right theree😎🤣
thiss guy is the quickest rebounder i swearr after sasha he starts on the "secretary" tann tann taa .. dev for the last time YOU WILL NEVER GET ANY OTHER GIRL EXPECT FOR THE BEASTLY COWPOOP WIFE😃!
oyyeee maan dontt get soo mad we all know you wanna do geet but she keeps on saying no but meeraa yaar by yaar i mean lover.. i just wanted to use that line🤣
THAT DAY WILL COMEEE😉! for now just have fun with me&faz our threesome time are beautiful might be foursome soon SINCE FAZ IS CHEATING ON ME WITH GEET so gotta add her to the OUTHOUSE GROUP NOW since i have madd love for faz *ROLLS EYES*🤣


geet enters the OUUTTHOOUUSSEEE😃 HA GEET! .. we got there before you did NAA NAAAA BOOO BOOOOO YYEE YYEE😎🤣
thats rightt nokraas take away maan cloths since he wont be needing emm all he needs is geet body to cover him and the bedsheets😉😉🤣
"how do you like your room?" what kinda of question is that sexy dadi OFCOURSE she lovess it this is wheree she is gonna she is gonna shed pouch hit😉😆
"can you tell me what kind of work i have to do?" another stupid question but this time by geet😛 - kurriiyee ill tell you your work😉 .. all you gotta do is kiss,touch,lick some washing maybe? O LA LA 🤣
before dadi leaves she starts on her health issues again LOOLLL amen to buddis and their health🤣

"eeh hehhe ehh" LOLL what kinda of retarded laugh is that sasha🤣
with that kind of laugh your rep from the wicked witch will go to being the teletubbies - ohhh those teletubbies how i hate those fatasses🤣🤣
maan calls one of the churails to bring the file and AWWWW he imagines geet and geet comes with the cutiest smilee😃 hes about to go to her thinking "YEEE this is my chancee ill do her here"🤣 but WHOOOSSSHH she disappears LOL.
thee dipper blondie comes in and brings the wrong file LIKE THATS A SHOCKER!
LOOL maan spazzs at her ATTYAY BOYY😎
geet comes backk and shes like "sir" and has the smile like "you cant do me so easily im hard to tamee"😉! - eww mileycyrus song🤢 LOL.
maan goes BALASTIC "TUUMMMMM!"🤣 yess mann "HEERRR"
maan is like in panic mode and than he starts his breathing technique which i find so funny cause he makes such a fishface🤣
hes calm and hes like "bring the file" and shes just standing there waiting for maan to put jalabi's in her mouth🤣
"I SAID BRING THE FILE!!!!!!" AHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA🤣🤣
i love it when hes soo pissed ontop the BG that retarted blondie musicc🤣
geet appears again and starts faning him with the file🤣 kurriiyyee you beingg trickky ehh you want him to get all hott and take off his cloths so you can make a movee ehh *perrvvv facee* or i shall say the *dev faceee*🤣🤣 oh i crack myself up *sigh* .. maan starts thinking "its okay its okay im not crazy" fixes his shirt and gets ready to reply back andd WHHOOOSSSHH shes gonee agaiinn😆 when did geet turn into a magician OOOO shes learning tricks to do with maan - FAZOOO challloo to the how to be magician so you can seduce office men school 😉🤣 iknow faz we already did seduce him but for the hell of itt than we can say to him "ITS FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT YOU HAVE TO DO IT"😉🤣
HHAHAHHAHAH maan admits that hes pagalll🤣 CHAKKE DE! ballee ballllee!
after all those episodes today was the day of the CONFESSION🤣 tan tan taaa!
thee faggish blondie is back and with ALL THE WRONG FILES oncee againn *pinch me i must be dreaming*
maan is shouting and speaking at the samee timee that guy is in full pissed off mood GODDD geet just do himm🤣
AAHAAAHA he starts going balastic on the notebook and the pen🤣🤣
the magician reappears again and shes done her h/w and maan is impressed😆😆
LOOOLL that smilee he makess sooo darnnnn sexyyyyy😉 he was so relieved "damnn at least my future wife has some brains"😆😆
he goes backk to tashaa to rub it in herr facee that she cant do anything your useless 🤣🤣 he was feeling so proud of geet atm! LOOOL
tashaa is just like 😕😕😕 she clearly had no idea what was going onn LOLLL!
he goes to credit geet and she disappears agaiinnn wahhh wahhh kyyaa showw hai the main leads disappear and give the spotlight to dipper paris hiltons🤣 oh how i love my PH jokes😎
"OUUUUTTT" PAAHAHAHHAHAH maaann seriously killed me todayy he was so hilarious with tashaa🤣 w/ TASHA can you believe it😲🤣
he makes that fishhfacee agin :O AHAHAH😆😆

STRIPPP STRIPPP STRRIPP IT ALL OFF BABBYYYY!
ooo he starts from the top😉 i love it .. faz knows how much i lovee hiss chest i always like to start from top with maan *lickkss lipss*
LOOLLL he throws it so fiercessllyy man hes burning for geet so muchhh☺️
next are the buttonss ooo babbbbyy just shedd sheddd it baby use those strong armss to ripp that suckkerr apartt😉
oyee hoyyee sexy dadi not the timee to call maan she always ends up calling at the wrong times LOOL😆! .. maan is just like "pleassee god just kill me noww kill me now"🤣 dw baby comee home soon me&faz will fix you up rightt relax that body of yours☺️
for a second i thought he was gonna text her - thats just funny dadi&grandson texting each otherr🤣 that would be so embrasssinggg if i was texting my dadi🤣
maan comess backk to spazz at sasho and tasho😆 goddd today is the day of the spazz!
LOOLL maan is likee "the more the people more the confusion" whooaa whoaa buddy you told me&faz the more the better😉🤣
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA his jungle timess arree backkk🤣 he lovess comparing his jungle timees .. he wants too goo backk & we knoww why that was in todays scene cause faz and I wanted some jungle action😉😉🤣 you know jump on trees like edward did with bella🤣🤣 oh how i hate them both!
sexy dadi calls and sasha is like "dadi maa"
okay here in Canada if call the guy you like his parents/grandparents samee means your siblings🤣 and she tells sexydadi hes gone camping AHHAHAHA wtff this whole jungle/camping thing i find so demented🤣 makes no sense LMAOO!


oyyee finally geet is here.
shes fixing up the room and a dog barks(DEV)🤣
she grabs a longass stick - LOOLL where does she always get these weapons from🤣
oo yeahh shes a magician😆😆 .. she turns off lights and runs to the bed w/ the stick.
oh here we go again its time for geet to have some quailty time with god and share her "interesting" thoughts LMAOO!
shes like "im not scared but im just doing this cause its new place"
LOL come on geet what is dadi gonna do .. she iant gonna come and chiggyjiggywigy with you🤣
awww geet starts thinking maan and how he always protects her BUT kurriiyee he iant gonna protect you when your in HIS OUTHOUSE(outhouse is still OURS)😉
awww geet looked soo adorable sleeping and in walks the hunky man himself😉
and errr the voiceover was so bad when maan was thinking oh why do i miss geet etc etc.

oooo la la la la maan starts stripping☺️☺️
come on only the shirt? seriously? .. dont you think its time to go to the next level and strip the pants show off the new chaddis me&faz bought for you😉🤣
spoiler: chaddis that say "touch me"😉😆
YEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEYYYYYYYEEEE😃😃 BEHENE DE IS BACKK😃😃
OOOOOOO SOOOO DAMNNN HOT BUDDY!
hes staring gazing at her walking slowly and seductively towards the bed moves the curtain hanging crap lolls.
"mujhe behene de mujhe behene de" eppp im addicted to this song it makes the scene even sexier☺️👏.
AWWWWW hes like smiling to himself and shaking his head HE LOOKS SOO GODDAMM ADORABLEEE i couldd seriously kiss him!
okay just looking at him im tottally turned onn FAZZ I NEED SOME ACTION😉
hes smiling walking slowly and sits on the bed so seductivelyy showing up his amazingg strong sexlicious armss😍
hes just sitting theree half naked😉 smiling at her eepppp hesss soo adorablee😃!


CONFESSION #2 he admits hes pagal aagaiin🤣
hes just sitting there smiling like a cuckkohead and talking about what a pagal he is🤣
WWHHHHAAAAAAAA HE GETS IN BED TOO😲🤣 ahahha that was so unexpected!
he lays down and hes like "ill go to the doctor tomm" AHHAHAHHAHAH hes actually consdiring going to the doctor🤣 what you gonna tell a doctor "im pagal "my secretary is too hold to handle"😉🤣
awww there both peacefully sleeping on the bed just a married couple SO EFFIN ADORABLLLEEE😍😃!


WORLD WAR 3 HAS BEGUN - THE BATTLE OF THE BLANKET🤣🤣
there both tugging at the blanket .. it looks so effin huggee how much do you both want?🤣
i loved it when geet pulled it closer towards her cause we got to see somee sexychest☺️YUMMM!
AHHAAHAHAH maan's face was hilarious he was like squeezing the pillow cause he was pissed🤣 .. even when there sleeping both are still fighting over something LMAO.

EEPPPPP the hand holdingg SOOO CUTEE😍
i wish maahi was playing when that scene happened would have been way better!
i loved how there hands were fighting to be linked☺️😃!
LOOLL geet is like "your here to pinky"😆😆 she seems like a sleeptalker.
HAHAHHA BAMMM both of their eyes openn🤣 and maan is like "shes actually here"🤣
AHAHHAHA geet screamm is backkkk🤣 she scared the hell outta maan singh khurana he too was like "AAHHH WAHHHHHH"🤣
geet starts shouting "chooorr chooorr choorr" and starts to do the girly hand claw thing😆🤣
she starts saying some randomm crapp and takes the pillow out - LMAO that iant gonna do anything geet🤣
maan is like "GEETT!" and geet is like😲 HAAWW chors come with planning AHAHHAHHAHA🤣
oyyee kuriiyyee you crackk the hell outtaaa me LMAOOOO!
AAAHAHHAHAH she gets the stickk outt🤣 and hits him😲🤣
geet is such a moodswinger than shes like "did it hurt"
maan is like "LAAGGEEE" and shes like well have some more PAAHAHHHA🤣🤣
the battle of the stickk begins LMAOOO!


EEEPPPPPPP EEPPPPPPP EPPPP HE PULLS HER DOWN MORE LIKE SLAM HER DOWNN WWHOOA WHOOAA MAAN BABY LIEKS IT HARD!
it seemed like such a rape scene 🤣 a HOT one thooo☺️
only i would think that since im a rapist myself🤣🤣
AHHHHHHHHHHH THE "CHUP" IS BACKKKKKKKKKKK😃😃😆!
dammnnnn he said it so seductively☺️☺️
maan hands on her mouth other hand holding her arm his body on top pressed close to hers - itsss chiggyyywiggyyytimeee babbbyy☺️😉!
he slowly lets her hand go and geet is like enjoying herself maann look at her she so wants do him NOW she needed somee force thats all😉😆
maan OH HOTT DAYUUUMM he looked soo sexyyyy and than he slowly takess his hands off her mouth and slowly brings his hand behind her handdd☺️☺️
DO IT DO IT DO IT - such a elementary school chant🤣
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TIPS OF THE DAY:
- Don't fire your secretary that your secretly in love with.
- Don't attack a sexy guy that appears on the same bed as you.

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Don't fire your secretarty or you might find her in your bed with a stick - Jes75

SONGS OF THE DAY:
- Chiggy Wiggy: Blue.
- Bedrock: Young Money.



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Posted: 15 years ago
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by god..tht was so funny

tumne mujhe xx-rated maneet la-la land mein vejh diya....
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LMAO! Your soo funny!! If you dont mind me asking... Are you from the states?? The way you write reminds me of someone from the states..... Anyways awesome post i loved it.
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OMG OMG OMG this line is too funny wat u sed i cant stop laughing billa&billi are coming downstairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Asma wonderful..
Love the way u describe each & every scene.. too good 👏
Thanks for the wonderful post 😊
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Posted: 15 years ago
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haha thankss i have my moments.
close but no im from Canada.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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O.....M.....G....
What The errrr Fish (isn't that what you karan arjun say😆) did I miss today
MSK and his kurri are playing CHOR CHOR on your bed at your outhouse😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 ( read three topics already trying to make up for what I missed, couldnt find the bumping earlier but glad that now I did) Jhappiz to you Asma (🤗
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Originally posted by: -AsMa04


haha thankss i have my moments.
close but no im from Canada.

Ohh ok.... Im from california... "California Gurrrls we're unforgettable" ;P lol
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Posted: 15 years ago
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dont have time for your complaining to me how you dont like the way i talk
👏 Like your spunk gal!
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Posted: 15 years ago
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me n geet's baby had fun reading kudiye!!!! 😉😉😉poor baby wht not is happening wid him😆😆😆 chalo u n faz out of outhouse 🥳😛😛
p.s nobody says anythin to me 'coz baby he's in ma guard!!!!!!

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