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Posted: 17 years ago
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Life and A Cup Of Coffee
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnais e jar ......and the coffee .
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picke d up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the student s if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. H e asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "Yes."
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectivel y filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life .
The golf ball are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car .
The sand is everything else- - the small stuff ."
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children..
Take time to ge t medical checkups.
Take your spouse out to dinner.
Play another 18 holes.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
"Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand. "
One of the student s raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem , there's always room for a cup of coffee with ur friend ."

Edited by nallu - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
#22
Nallu.. 👏 👏 👏
Good one.. I like it very much..👏
👏 👏
Also thankx for the post.. 😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
#23
What is Effective Communication??

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?
But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?"
To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."

Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.


For Example: Can I work on this project while I'm on leave? J

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Yes Nallu, very good philosophy.
Arjun why can't this thread get another name?
Where do people gather to exchange views?
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Arjun, Good topic and very nice posts. Have been
busy with archiving and updates - missed this thread.
How ever, it will be good if the posts mention the
source - the due credit will be given and no finger
pointing is possible from other sites - just a
precaution and I hope all of u perceive this in the
right spirit. I have quite a few to share and I will
be back with my posts -soon. As for the topic name -
how about"Anything under the sun"?? 😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
#26
With due apologies to all Rajni Fans -
I did find this amusing - source - Laughter all the way - funnyjokes.wordpress.com

Subject: Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced
that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile
of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such
an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of
the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the
tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife. Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a
revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not
even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster
to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens
the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely
shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton
is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above
the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain
is dead.

Newton commits suicide...



Edited by rojapoooo - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Riddles - source: Riddles.com

You heard me before, Yet you hear me again, Then I die,
Till you call me again.

Who or what am I??

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was
tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making
them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that
they couldn't touch each other.
How did she accomplish this?

Keep guessing - answers in the evening😳
Edited by rojapoooo - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: rojapoooo

Riddles - source: Riddles.com

You heard me before, Yet you hear me again, Then I die,
Till you call me again.

Who or what am I??

hey roj, the answer to this one is an echo...!

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was
tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making
them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that
they couldn't touch each other.
How did she accomplish this?

Keep guessing - answers in the evening😳



mom ripped the newspaper in two and made each of them stand in one bit at two corners of the room??? that way they are standing in the same newspaper, and at two corners therefore cant touch each other. right?
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Posted: 17 years ago
#29
Some quotes - how true???!!!

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
- Anonymous

Use soft words and hard arguments.
- Anonymous

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
- Anonymous

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

No pressure, no diamonds.
- Mary Case

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.
- Rita Mae Brown

Good judgement comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgement.
- Rita Mae Brown

Don't be afraid to take one large step because you can't cross a chasm in two small leaps.
- Anonymous

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
- Anonymous

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.
- Greek proverb

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
- Malcolm S. Forbes

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
-Tom Lehrer

Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.
- Anonymous

If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking.
- Anonymous

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
- E. F. Schumacher

Edited by rojapoooo - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
#30

I did feel something missing when i stumbled on this thread. BUT NOW the link has been made. Guess who is the missing link???

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